Top 5 New Conspiracy Theories of 2009 By PT_Tesla  [39 more lists]

This theory is so popular they made a movie about it. The movies being released this year in case the world does actually end on December 12, 2012. If you don't know it's the date the ancient Mayan Calendar resets. Well if they're so smart how come they don't even have holidays on their calendar.

There's a funky theory stating Microsoft had prior knowledge of the 9/11 attacks. Their windows 3.1 windings font had an interesting translation. When NYC was typed in using the wingdings font it showed a skull and crossbones, Star of David and a thumbs up. S**t I wonder what spell checker can do.

A new film called Obama Deception claims the Commander in Chief is actually a puppet of the New World Order. Really? Of all the puppets to choose from they pick a half white half black freshman Senator. S**t you had a better chance convincing people Bush or even Clinton was the puppet. Besides if there is going to be one world government it's going to be the United Federation of Planets with the Enterprise circling the universe, duh.

Maybe you've had you're head in a bucket the last century and don't know who the Free Masons are. Well they're a social volunteer organization and the target of conspiracy theories. Here's the latest one. That they orchestrated the recent slew of Bank Failures. Dude, they're too busy working with Disney on making sequels to National Treasure.

Conspiracy nuts have gone, well nuts on this one. The theory is Swine Flu was created by powerful labor unions to keep companies from hiring illegal immigrants and instead employee union workers. If Unions members were that smart they wouldn't need a Union in the first place. Associating Swine Flu with Unions gives Swine Flu a bad name.