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Top 5 Things The Beatles CAN'T Do By Alex Sargeant [19 more lists]
The Beatles Video Game (Beatles Rock Band) is about to take the world by storm. Is there anything they can't do? I think so...
- 1
Stay Alive
Unlike the Bee Gees, fifty percent of the Beatles suck at staying alive! Their reign over music, movies and now video games may be invincible, but they sure as h**l are not. -
- 2
Make Cartoons
Drugged out of your mind or sober into your mind, there isn’t an adult alive that thinks Yellow Submarine is a good movie.
(Before you even say it, The Beatles' Saturday morning cartoon sucked as well) - 3
Prove The Existence of Bigfoot
The South hasn’t been able to do it, and neither have the Beatles! -
- 4
Not Marry A Bitch
This seems to be across the board here.
Before Eric Clapton threw his baby out the window (look it up, he threw his baby out the window), he was stealing George Harrison’s wife. He wrote Layla about her while they were still together.
John married Yoko. I don’t think I have to explain Yoko to anyone. If you don’t know who Yoko is, just know that if I talked about her, she would probably break up this list.
Ringo married a Bond girl. I don’t know much about her, but just being a Bond girl sounds pretty b***hy to me.
Paul married Heather Mills. Unlike his ex-wife, this argument has two legs to stand on. Even while missing fifteen percent of her body, she was still one hundred percent b***h. - 5
Time Travel
Yeah, that’s right! Everyone’s thinking it and I’m the only one saying it! The Beatles can’t time travel! DeLorean or no DeLorean, The Beatles have yet to go back (or forward) in time!
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Top 5 Things The Beatles CAN'T Do at 9/25/2009 10:47 PM
2. Agreed, but if you didn't watch it, you got kicked out of the fan club. Or worst yet, had to eat "tom jam football" and listen to the Plastic Ono Band.
3. I don't see the connection between any of the Beatles and trying to prove the existence of Bigfoot. Please provide more detail. Bigfoot is a Northwestern American thing! Jackalopes are from the South.
4. One man's b***h is another man's ...
5. John Lennon did time travel "Across the Universe", didn't you listen to the song? Where do you think they went in their "Yellow Submarine", ha, ha, full speed ahead, captain, full speed ahead. Remember they LIVED there. You are an unbeliever, obviously. "we" all lived in a yellow submarine. I guess Alex needs a little, Yoko time out session, or maybe "Maxwell's Silver Hammer". No "Savory Truffle" for you.
They did time travel, they did, what do you think "Get Back" was all about. Plus, they moved over once, moved over twice, in the "One After 909" (if you play it backwards, 15 seconds in, it clearly says "Yes Alex Sargeant we did time travel, neener, neener!" You are obviously not looking through the "Glass Onion" correctly. When they "Came In Through The Bathroom Window"
Honestly Alex, I think this all stems from you feeling cheated that John didn't go with your version of the title for Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. You wanted "Alex Sargeant's Lonely Hearts Club Band". Come on now, Alex, fess up, "Everybody's Got Something To Hide, Except For Me And My Monkey" that is at the root of all this "Misery" and mean spirited attack, isn't it. "Let it Be" Alex ... that's it. The Blue Meanies got to you on that one, didn't they, they sure did" OK everybody, Alex "Needs A Little Help From His Friends", group hug, "All Together Now" ahh. Ok time for some "Golden Slumber" for "This Boy"
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Not Marry A Bitch at 10/16/2009 11:04 AM
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Top 5 Things The Beatles CAN'T Do at 9/14/2009 12:28 AM
Top 5 Things The Beatles CAN'T Do at 11/13/2009 8:31 PM
1. no fucking s**t, they're not immortal!
2. yah that may be true, but it was their drug period so what else do you expect?
3. no one has, are you kidding? who cares if they cant prove the existance of bigfoot!
4. i cant help but agree with you on the yoko ono thing
5. again same thing with the big foot thing, NO ONE HAS sci fi movie or not, if they did make a time machine though, i would voulenteer to test it out so i could live in the 1950's and actualy go to high school with the fab four...
Stay Alive at 9/09/2009 11:57 AM
Top 5 Things The Beatles CAN'T Do at 11/17/2009 11:33 AM
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Top 5 Things The Beatles CAN'T Do at 12/04/2009 12:10 PM