Top 5 Worst Attempted Comebacks of 2009

Who in their right mind would have ever thought that Jimmy Fallon would replace Conan O'Brien? We saw the same thing happen with The Price is Right. "Bob Barker is old and dying. Who do we replace him with? Oh Drew Carey sounds like a good idea!" No. Very bad choices, and we as viewers have to pay for the stupidity that has taken place. Not by sitting through his horrible jokes, but to find something else to watch and replace our much-missed, now-forgotten "Late Night". Lorne Michaels really took a chance on Jimmy Fallon and he's very seldom wrong. This is one of those times where we can all say Lorne Michaels was wrong.

Okay, we all know he is a legend in his 'raw-country love songs' style, but when is it enough? His live performances have always had that almost scat-like charm, but when that starts bleeding over into the recorded career, it is not good. It was like listening to a special kid trying to tell you a joke, but he kept getting side tracked and forgetting what he was talking about. First he couldn't sing and people got used to him basically talking...now he can barely talk. I think it's been enough. Enough Bob Dylan? Sad!

Once America's sweet heart and Matthew McConaughey's best running buddy, Lance Armstrong is now the spokesperson for FRS healthy Energy and is regularly advertising their slogan "tired of being tired?" When they introduce him in their advertising campaign they say, "Just ask 7-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong." First of all, this product is nor the reason that he won or that he beat cancer. Second of all, what the hell does Cancer have to do with this product? Lance, we will always love you and I, for one, will always Live Strong, but FRS, you taste like diet soda threw up in a can. Comeback did not happen.

After he King of Queens finished running for its inhuman amount of seasons (why did it last so long? WHY?!), he brough us Paul Blart Mall Cop. This movie was horrible and very disappointing because he really is a funny guy. Sure, it did damned well in the box office, but how many people are saying "Hey, how stoked are you for the next Kevin James movie?"

We might have cared about her five years ago and maybe, just maybe, two years ago; but the fact of the matter is, we just don't give a damn about you anymore Whitney. Now go smoke something illegal.