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By theothermother | Long Beach
Dear Parents doing your newborn products shopping: baby products are mostly evil, stupid and unnecessary. Out of all baby products these are the stupidest. Ever. We know that you are excited that your new little Missy of Jr is coming, but please stay away from these products and save your money for what you're going to need it for...a Divorce. Kidding!
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    Weeblock
    Weeblock Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    This thing does exactly what it says it does. You put it over your baby boy's penis to keep him from pissing on your face. For $12.95 I rather put a dixie cup over it. Also, who's to say that the geyser effect won't have you hit in the face with the Weeblock AND have pee all over your shirt?
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    Zaky Infant Pillow
    Zaky Infant Pillow Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    If you have a pair of these, throw them away. If you have any pictures of your baby sleeping next to these things, please throw them out as well. It's like sleeping with a huge, drunk friend. Is that really what you want your baby to get used to? Sleeping with huge, drunk people?
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    Bumper Bonnet
    Bumper Bonnet Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    This very thick, uncomfortable looking diaper is referred to as 'The Bumper Bonnet'. So in other words it's a helmet with bears on it that doesn't work as well as other helmets.
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    Baby Bangs!
    Baby Bangs! Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    Definitely the creepiest product on this list. Their slogan actually says, 'For the girl who has everything - but hair'. Why does your baby need hair at the age of two months? If you ask me this product is for the parents. If God wants your baby bald for the first year of their life then let them be bald, damn it. What if they have thinning, shitty hair for the rest of their lives? People will look at old pictures and think that your child hit their hair-peak at the toddler stage.

    http://www.babybangshairband.com/
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    The Baby Wipe Thermo
    The Baby Wipe Thermo Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    I tried to reason with this product until I came to the conclusion that all it was doing was making crap and piss warm for you.
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    'What To Expect When You're Expecting'
    'What To Expect When You're Expecting' Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    Women give birth every day, you should know what to expect by now. Ask your mother, your sister, your aunt, your friend, your freaking neighbor and save yourself the $30 bucks that are making Heidi Murkoff rich enough to buy herself a new face every two months. A NEW FACE.
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    The Babykeeper
    The Babykeeper Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    In their ad they actually say, 'Finally, the answer for the mother on the go'. What is that answer, buddy? That now they can hang their baby next to their shoes in the closet? Their slogan should be "Now you can treat your baby like a coat!"

    I would actually like to hear cases about people that forgot about their baby and walked off. Look at this picture...where is their baby? Is that a bathroom stall? This product ACTUALLY creates the potential problem of leaving your BABY, helpless to move, in a bathroom stall.

    Smart move, Babykeeper, way to be the antithesis of what your name says.
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    The Leash
    The Leash Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    Should come with a tape that teaches your baby to bark. Not a CD. A tape.
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    Breastfeeding Bra
    Breastfeeding Bra Top Baby Products For Bad Parents Anything
    No, No, No, NO, NO! Just stop! Stop this right now! If your kid grows up and you tell them that their dad had to put on fake boobs to breastfeed them, trust me, they will never speak to you again, their significant other will break up with them and their friends will erase them from their phones.
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  by anonymous at August 23, 2010 20:53
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  by anonymous at May 14, 2010 10:45
To all you parents who laud the expensive Diaper Genie because you don't like the smell of shitty diapers...what the hell did you expect when you created something that craps in a diaper all day? My aunt had triplets AND no diaper genie and her house never smelled of shit. It's called "taking out the garbage frequently" and it's pretty damned easy. Also, to the poster who thought the baby wipe warmer was good because warm baby wipes remove dried on feces easier...what the hell kind of parent are you that your baby is sitting in it's own feces UNTIL THEY DRY?!!!

by Alex at April 30, 2010 10:13
sex

by Tony at April 02, 2010 11:21
I was going to buy one of the leashes for my overly active 2 yr old boy, but then I found out it didn't come with a choke-collar and decide it wasn't worth the money.

  by anonymous at March 25, 2010 15:25
I am a single mother of two boys! I would have to agree with you on all of these. Especially a parent that puts their own child on a leash! what are you advertising to the public? It says "I'm a lazy parent that doesnt want to teach my child rules. I feel embarassed for you. Did your parents put you on a leash when you werea child? NO....

by Alex Sawyer at May 13, 2010 06:11
Actually, YES, my parents had me in a leash when I was little. I don't think it was degrading, I think it was useful. I was one of the those children who didn't listen to a damn thing my mum or dad said when we were somewhere exciting. I'd have wandered off and gotten killed, kidnapped, or just plain lost without it. The leash is a very useful thing for children who were like me when I was a toddler. Overactive, and very distractible.

by Infant Product Reviews at February 01, 2010 19:17
Enjoyed your article.. Very funny! http://www.infantproductreviews.com

by howdyhigh at January 27, 2010 15:36
i'd use all of these if i had a kid. thank god for condoms

by SH at January 26, 2010 09:41
I'm a mother of 3 daughters (3, 2, and 18 months) and I agree with every one of these. lol

by chelsay790 at January 27, 2010 15:23
i hope you dont have any of these products haha

  by anonymous at January 25, 2010 10:20
Only someone who didn't have a baby could ever mock the diaper genie.... well, you know, the CONCEPT, anyway, not the actual Genie. I had all three of the products at various points with my kids ...Diaper Decor (sp?), the Genie and the cheapest one, Diaper Champ.... The Champ was by far the best. It let you use regular trash bags with it and it contained odor best...also, easiest and least messy to use. So, mock the Genie if you want.. but not the service that it provided. WAY better than a normal trash can. Unless you like your house to smell like dirty diapers, that is.

by Jen at January 24, 2010 12:22
anyone who's ever had a hyper 2 year old at Disneyland understands the leash - my son doesn't walk, he runs full tilt everywhere he goes, and doesn't look back. I think of it more like the tether that attaches the astronauts to the ship. When he's old enough for me to reason with and old enough to understand the consequences of running away like a crazy baby, then I'll get rid of it. And unless you're up for emptying the trash every, singe day - multiple times per day - the overpriced diaper pails are worth the money. Unless of course you like the smell of dirty diapers...

by Dustfinger at January 23, 2010 17:00
When I was in first grade I had this insane, ADD, hyperactive friend and his parents HAD to put him on a leash went they went to crowded places like Disneyland or he would run away and probably end up killing himself. So the leash is a good thing in some cases.

by Derek at January 23, 2010 15:26
Agreed with all, but the diaper Genie and the book. The diaper genie keeps all your other trash cans from stinking and it's easy to use. My wife was given the book and she read it cover to cover, and it really helped her throughout the pregnancy.

  by anonymous at January 22, 2010 13:29
Some of these are ridiculous, and some are very useful. Obviously the author and most of the posters are children themselves and have no children of their own.

by Lon at January 22, 2010 12:18
What happened to good old fashioned pillows? You know, the comfy things shaped like rectangles? Yeah, I think those would work just fine.

by polkadots12 at January 22, 2010 12:16
Leashes are terrible! They are completely degrading. Leashes are to dogs as diapers are to babies. They just go together and should not be confused with which goes to which living thing. But anways, check out that infant pillow. Now THAT's funny (and a waste of money).

by Court87 at January 22, 2010 12:12
WOW. Yeah, I dig this list. Kids are totally like pets. I think leashes are hilarious. It kinda lets people know to steer clear from the kids with them on. Prob not the best idea though. I'll let my kids run wild!

by kristen1985 at January 22, 2010 12:03
Ugh, gag me with a spoon. Is this for real?? Well, I guess this kind of stuff should not be surprising cuz one can find anything on the internet these days. Absolutey love this list. Made my morning a little less dreary.

by kittypurr33 at January 22, 2010 11:59
OMG. Yeah, my mom read "What to expect when you're expecting" too! I think I turned out ok though lol. I think leashes are so disgusting. That's just cruel and unusal punishment for kids. They're not wild animals! Well, I guess that could be debatable...:)

by Brewster at January 22, 2010 12:00
Kids really are just kind of like pets, though, aren't they?

by Kingofp0px12 at January 22, 2010 11:56
Dope list. I'm feelin ya man. Don't have kids myself and I kno not to touch this stuff with a ten ft pole. My ma failed. There's pix of me with a leash. Was 1 wild kid.

by KRon34 at January 22, 2010 11:52
I don't have kids and probably would suck at parenting at this point in my life and even I know these are dumb ideas. Great list. Entertaining as hell.

by Dracula at January 22, 2010 11:49
Babybangs? Definitely looks like a cross dressing baby: babies look gender-neutral BECAUSE of their baldness. Love the description: "If God wants your baby to be bald for the first year of their life then let them be bald, damn it." I concur full-heartedly. Pretty sure my mom read "What to expect when you're expecting"....

by Mark at January 22, 2010 11:43
WTF? Yep, bad parenting at it's finest. True that about the baby keeper. The kid could be a 3-D piece of art for all anyone cares. My personal "favorite" is the babybangs. Those should only be legal on Halloween, if at all.

by Greg at January 22, 2010 11:38
Love it too. This list cracks me up every time. The baby keeper looks like someone's using their child as house decor. Yikes.

  by anonymous at January 13, 2010 04:10
i really love this list

by mollie at December 29, 2009 14:12
This list is hilarious. My mom totally used to use the leash!

by ha ha man at December 23, 2009 21:32
2,3,and7 are funny. lol

by ha ha man at December 23, 2009 21:26
lol

by Chris at December 22, 2009 06:36
I have to go with the group and say that the diaper genie was pretty effective. I wouldn't pay for one but got one as a hand-me-down.

by S at December 19, 2009 18:59
Seriously? Do you not know what a diaper genie is for? You know how bad those pizza boxes, tacos bell wrappers, paper towel with spooge, and anything else you keep in your trash you lonely bastard stinks? Add shit to that mix...nay, add shit to its own mix and see if you dont want a specialty trash can to handle the problem. Honestly, why is it that the virgins with internet access make the worst top-ten list. Lemme guess the next one "Top Ten things girls say they won't sleep you you for, that's total bullshit Karen."

by You are Lonely at December 31, 2009 12:12
You are a very lonely person.........

by Karla at December 18, 2009 13:51
They forgot to add the imfamously mind-warping Baby Einstein Videos to list. Otherwise, this is a great list!

by John at December 17, 2009 22:47
Instead of the Weeblock, why not just get a riot gear helmet?

by ha ha man at December 23, 2009 21:27
lol

by gar at December 17, 2009 02:10
that diaper genie actually keeps the house from stinking like baby diaper...and i agree about the leash, you look like an idiot and there are actually few valid reason for having one...like someone said something about a hearing impaired child..i guess you could get away with it, but still people are not going to know that. thus you will end up looking stupid. I taught children in a zoo camp and we walked them everywhere and yes there were wandering kids, but even as a kid i knew that you dont take your eyes off the kids...im not even a parent and i know that, habing a baby doesnt poof that common sense away..and dont take your kids to crowded places if its going to be that big of a problem

by i take care of your kids at December 17, 2009 02:05
there are going to be few valid reason to use a leash on your child...i know you think its a lifesaver because for some stupid reason you decided to go to a crowded place with a small child (think about that real quick), but NO! resist it. No one said having kids is a world of ease and fairness, you just need to not take them with you places if they are prone to wandering off or getting eaten in a crowd...or not go at all!!! it sucks and its not fair that you feel like you have to miss events in life, but that being a parent...sucks now?, wait till they're teens...ive seen many people walking thier kids on these like dogs for years, and the plain simple truth is, you look like a moron who is incapable of handling a child

by a gramma now at December 16, 2009 05:56
That hanging baby thing in the restroom is a WONDERFUL idea---when my little girl had to come into the stall with me when shopping with her (only happend on rare occasions) I would put her standing on the floor and she would HAVE to touch every thing in her reach--including the nasty toilet/napkin desposal bin/ floor etc you get it---no chanch of that happening while hanging on the door GOOD IDEA wish I had one back then-----

by pete at December 15, 2009 21:11
We didn`t use the diaper genie for our child but it is great for the dog. We live in an association with no where to toss it except the garbage. The diaper genie keeps the garage from smelling like dog crap. As for the rest of the stuff i personally have no use for them.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 20:50
I like my diaper genie. And we have a leash for my daughter, but it looks like monkey, so my daughter is giving her monkey a piggyback ride, and the tail(leash) comes off so that the monkey is just a backpack. It's a cute leash. The only reason I bought it was because it was cute.

by Allison at December 15, 2009 17:34
Okay, I have a wipe warmer and it's a good product b/c it softens the dried on poop. And the Diaper Genie really seals in the diapers so you don't have to smell them in the regular trash. "What to Expect What Expecting" is a dumb book, it basically tells you anything bad that could possibly happen to you or the baby, it's pretty absurd and makes you think pregnancy is terrible, which it isn't, so I have to agree with that one, don't buy the book.

by Bad Parent at December 15, 2009 17:19
I think the most dangerous thing about the babykeeper would be the convenience. Say you're cleaning, and you don't want the baby to crawl around. Just hang him up on the door! Want to play Twister, but don't want to worry about Baby? Hang him up on the door! Want to eat dinner in relative peace? Hang baby on a door in another part of the house!

by drama233610 at December 15, 2009 15:42
ok for the people who say that the leash is a good thing and tha u have 4 children. well boo hoo fricken hoo. you shouldnt have done it sooo many times. ok so maybe you all should just shut the heck up ok!!!!!!!! :) :(

by Devsy at December 16, 2009 13:43
you must be like, 10-13. seriously.

by drama233610 at December 15, 2009 15:36
what the heck is wrong with these people. i mean like who would really hang their baby on the bathroom stall. who ever do this is just fricken ediots. well thats just me opion

by ha ha man at December 23, 2009 21:28
you spelled idiots wrong lol

by kpb456 at December 21, 2009 16:49
Yeah I agree that parents would not use the majority of these things. The list is entertaining, but not very realistic. These items are just bad baby products.

by Greg at December 21, 2009 16:53
Very bad baby products!

by ColbyCheese at December 15, 2009 14:15
For all of you mothers/father supporting the baby leash, you might as well consider one more device... the shock collar. Not only will it keep it in line, it will stop those disappearing acts. Or, you could say no on walking your kid like a dog in the first place. If your reasoning is like the ones below on having too many kids to control, maybe you should consider trying contraceptives or at least try getting some operations to make sure you don't produce any more hybrid human puppies into the world. Isn't three sex trophies enough?

  by anonymous at January 07, 2010 15:16
I'm neither a father, not a mother, and I still support it. Why? Because one saved my father's life when he was a baby. You can blame the situation on my grandmother if you want, and you'd probably be right, but if she had not used that leash, my dad would have died and I would not be here.

by Rambler at December 15, 2009 19:55
Gee let the child get down and explore and maybe learn something, enjoy the outdoors, not be straped in a stroller or carried. For get Wal mart the Mall think the zoo. The leashes are not new they were around in one form or another for 30yrs that i know of. I was in a zoo and was using one of these when a teenager saw this and started laughing when her mother asked what she was laughing at as she had one when she was little.

by The bra... at December 15, 2009 13:27
I don't think anything has ever shattered what little respect for mothers than I already had into millions of tiny, baby sized pieces.

by ha ha man at December 23, 2009 21:30
wtf lol

by Keeper at December 15, 2009 13:23
Author obviously does not have children. Diaper Genie = best device ever. The newer one with the pedal to lift the top is awesome. Wipe warmers were nice for when baby was < 6 months old. The book is an excellent resource. Maybe a bit too highly held, but a good resource nonetheless. And just because "your parents didn't need it when you were a baby" doesn't mean it's not a good invention. Your parents didn't need the internet either.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 10:28
"What to Expect..." I found it to be informative as a first time parent. Instead of wondering about every little thing you experience, it's all there broken down by month. Diaper Genie LOVED IT. Admittedly laughed when I got it as a shower gift but was very thankful once I began really using it. Leashes, without reading the other comments I know there are those who are probably bashing them left and right. While I never used one I always thought if I took my 3 "under 6" children anywhere with wall to wall people I would get them. I have lost sight of 2 of my children at crowded fairs, luckily they were not more than 5 feet away from me, but they get lost in a crowd in an instant.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 06:38
Diaper Genie totally works. When your baby has a really bad dump (and they will), you will thank the heavens for this "odor proof" unit. The rest of the site is funny, but I think the author had trouble finding a suitable item to round out the "top 10". Nice try though..

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 05:54
I have the leash and have used it. It's been a lifesaver. Especially when your in a large crowd!!! Taking a small child that wants to walk into a crowd of people or even on the street. If anyone tells you you're a bad parent for using it, kick them in the teeth. It doesn't scar a child... Also, wipe warmer.. AMAZING!!! especially in the winter.... would you want something wet and cold all over your bum? I don't think so.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 04:37
so many people are going off on the leash... how about this you have 4 kids under 4 - a 4 year old a 2 year old and 2 six month olds and for you people who are against putting your kids in a harness you are going to hold their hands well there is just one problem with that theory you only have 2 hands and you are probably using them to push the double stroller that your 2 six month olds are in so you are just going to let the other 2 run free? i highly doubt that... so if anyone can please explain why harnesses are a horrible for someone who has their hands full that would be great...

by leashes are dunb at December 15, 2009 18:17
well boo hoo for you. Not our fault you have soo many kids. What do you think husbands are for humm? just another excuse..

by devsy at December 16, 2009 13:47
i disagree on the fact that leashes are DUMB (thats the spelling, darling). my one-year-old, hearing impaired nephew almost got LOST in the san diego mother-effing zoo. do you know how helpful that leash would have been? and what about single mothers, hmmmmmm? try living in the real world.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 05:18
I like the way you've saved up your full stops and turned them into ellipsis. But then who needs punctuation anyway, when you've got so many kids to look after. It's a good thing we've got people like you out there to perpetuate the species, leashes and all.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 10:30
Wow. Just uh...wow.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 03:58
I'd just like to say, when I was a child, I was the child who could pull a dissapearing act in seconds flat. I would wander away whenever I saw anything shiny. And it's not that my parents didn't beat my rear every time I did it. I can even remember wandering around crying because i couldn't find my parents. Seriously, if they aren't your kids, who the hell are you to judge? Putting a colorful athletic supporter over your little peeing machine isn't going to scar him for life, so what the heck does it matter? When it comes to kids, it can be a roll with the punches sort of situation. Some kids will never need a leash. Some kids will. Some babies will cry any time they aren't being touched. If it makes the child more comfortable, what should their parent care what some dick on the internet thinks?

by ColbyCheese at December 15, 2009 02:02
WTF? You spastic fools think you really need any of these products? I don't need to have kids to know you're an idiot. I'll just go with the most simplistic knowledge that all of you should have installed in your pea sized brains already. We were kids once, and my parents never put my ass on a leash, or hung me from a door... or even wiped my butt with warm wipes.. although, I'm sure that one would have actually been nice. If they could handle our asses back in the day's of barely surveillanced world, I'm sure you can as well. But the point is, if you can't hold your infant while in an airport (they actually have shuttles/ or people to help you inside of the airport as well, so you don't have to pull the luggage and juggle the brat at the same time) and you can't keep an eye on it, because the football game is on.. get the damn thing adopted to someone who can. Plus, it's never too late to get an abortion. Yeah. I know. F*ck you too.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 10:32
and yet another one...wow...just...wow.

by full time mom at December 15, 2009 01:48
the baby wipe warmer is great. i don't know why someone didn't market it years ago. the diaper genie is a brilliant piece of baby kit. taking a string of sealed up diapers to the bin once a day is very convenient and the smell doesn't spread through the house. i love mine. what is the big deal about baby leashes? there have been various baby reins and harnessess around for decades. it's a good piece of safely equipment. when you have a heap of grocery bags in one hand and an energetic toddler in the other, the leash comes in very useful. the weeblock = why not? i used to put a wad of cotton wool over my son's bits when i changed his diaper as he would pee all over the place everytime he felt the fresh air on his skin. next time someone decides to write a "review", make sure they at least try the products they're slating

  by anonymous at December 14, 2009 22:54
1)I love my diaper genie, it really contains the smell unlike a normal garbage cans. 2) I don't believe in the leash for everyday situations however I do think they have their purpose. For instance traveling with a toddler. Airports are busy with thousands of people passing through and parents already have their hands full with luggage. Call me paranoid but an abduction only takes seconds and I like knowing that it won't be my baby who is safe attached to me.

by a daddy at December 14, 2009 21:04
Going to put another comment on about how the person who wrote this doesn't know much about raising children. Diaper genie is great, wiper warmer is cheap and nice to have, what to expect when expecting is a great reference.

by FortyPoundHead at December 14, 2009 20:59
Diaper Genie = Useless. You end up with what looks like poopie sausages. The novelty wears off the first time you have to empty the durn thing.

by why? at December 14, 2009 20:59
I have two kids and would never use anything here, I love my kids and if you need a leash then maybe you shouldn't have had kids to begin with if your to busy with other stuff to watch them and keep them close you don't deserve kids. My daughter was also colic you know how to stop the screaming PICK THEM UP BE A PARENT! Really the what to expect book is the bible for child rearing? have you been in a cave your whole life? never seen those picture boxes called tvs? never had any friends that had kids? don't take your kid to the doctor even? you had to get everything you knew from a book? seriously ? to any of you who use any of these products Darwin would like you to go talk to him.......get it?

by Tylah at December 14, 2009 20:47
As a first time parent, it is very obvious that this was written by a person who has never had children before. Some of the comments that were written were also written by someone who has never had a child before (Yes, I'm talking about you, Chevy.) and you have NO IDEA what you're talking about. I admit, the baby bangs and hands are kind of weird, but if they'll stop the screaming for even three seconds I'm all for it.

by Kel at December 15, 2009 04:04
I agree with you. I haven't even had a child and I can even tell that the author of this article certainly hasn't had kids either. They really don't understand. I was there with my sister all through her pregnancy and she bought that book and I had a look through it. I understand how people are saying "Why can't you just ask relatives or doctors?" but that book contains every single little piece of information you need to know about going through the pregnancy. Of course you're going to ask your doctor and relatives questions, but think about how annoying and tiring it would get to be constantly asking questions when you could just open that book and find a detailed answer WITH pictures and tips. I haven't ever experienced the diaper genie but man does a dirty diaper stink when it's sitting in a normal trash can, if that thing really does contain the smell, then I'd be all for buying it, and I know that stay at home moms probably agree with me. Who wants to run outside half a dozen times a day just to throw away a dirty diaper? Anyway thats my two cents

by Grace at December 14, 2009 20:29
next time, get someone who has actually used these products to write the article.

  by anonymous at December 14, 2009 20:24
I do not agree with the last one, the diaper genie houses the diapers as well as there overwhelming stink, that normal garbage cans can not contain.

by Chevy at December 14, 2009 19:59
I agree with the person who wrote this article.... these things are completely useless. Centuries of women have gone before us without these useless items.. and kids already cost a lot of money so why bother wasting it on things that make OTHER people rich. I hate seeing kids on leashes. It's just not right.... fair enough it keeps them attached, but really. You can't do it yourself? Then don't have kids.

  by anonymous at December 14, 2009 19:23
Do me a favor and raise your hands in the air for 30 min. Not that comfortable is it. That is how your child feels when they are holding your hand. I love the child leash and feel that it gives my child more freedom.

by Slipnasticle at December 14, 2009 18:20
diaper genie > stank

by Dan at December 14, 2009 17:48
Most of the stuff here is silly but I'm sure that whoever made this doesn't have kids. The "What to Expect" books are the bible of child rearing. For a couple who doesn't live near any family members, it's a valuable tool. It actually kind of pisses me off that you included it. Took your credibility down quite a few notches.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 10:37
I agree. I actually am part of a large family, lot's of aunts and cousins and sisters living near-by. I cannot tell you how informative the book was! No pregnancy is the same. And every little thought that passes through your brain is in there. Since you only see the doctor once a month for the first 6, it was invaluable to me. My Mom who had 4 kids learned something too.

by Patty at December 14, 2009 17:39
I have to say that this list was obviously not compiled by a parent. Some of these are silly, but most are incredibly useful and convenient.

by Felicia at December 14, 2009 16:46
The diaper genie is amazing! It keeps the pee and poop smell out of the entire house! Anybody with a baby knows how awful baby poop can smell. Also, if 5.50$ is to much to spend on a refill every two weeks you probably shouldn't have a baby in the first place! Just sayin', kids aren't cheap!

by Tuffy at December 14, 2009 16:27
Yeah.... #6 is so awful it's one of the TOP SELLING books - not just in the USA, but in the WORLD. All the expecting moms and repeat moms are stupid..... go fuck yourself.

by Amber at December 14, 2009 16:23
Well i have to disagree with some of these, the diaper genie is AWESOME because it traps the smell inside the can and doesnt let the diaper smell travel through your home, the wipe warmer keeps a baby from screaming because its cold at 3am, and the leash... well put it this way, i have two toddlers, when im walking through walmarts parking lot and my 3 yr old sees a rock or something she likes, whats she do? she lets go of my hand and darts after it, she cant go far when shes on the leash, i think they are very helpful when i shop with both of my children. i must agree with one of them tho, NO MAN BOOBS!!!!!

  by anonymous at December 14, 2009 15:28
This article was obviously written by a person who doesn't have children, some of these products really are not bad ideas at all.

by lol at December 14, 2009 15:05
fantastic

by livy at December 14, 2009 14:58
some of the items on here aren't really that bad...The Diaper Genie? come on now! I have the diaper genie 2, and its amazing! when i don't use it, i end up leaving stinky diapers everywhere. it's a place for stinky diapers and it seals in the horrible scent... the baby wipe thermo.. aka the wipe warmer. it's for the rich parents who can afford to have nice warm wipes for their babies butts. BUT i see nothing wrong with it! it's very beneficial. and also the what to expect book isn't for BAD parents... you're forgetting what you made the posting about in the first place. Top baby products for bad parents... How is buying a what to expect book making me a bad parent? it's not... all the rest of the stuff is pretty creepy though......

by meh at December 14, 2009 14:49
the baby bangs is for da black folk

  by anonymous at December 14, 2009 14:37
Can I just ask, in defence of the leash (it was called a baby harness when I was a toddler), what did your parents use to go for a walk with you? Or were you pushed everywhere in a pram? It's far better than the other option in this category - the wrist link. At least when your toddler falls over while strapped across their shoulders you can just pick them up and set them back on their feet. The wrist link can <i>dislocate your child's wrist/elbow/shoulder</i>

  by anonymous at December 16, 2009 10:31
LET ME TELL U SOMETHING MY POOR HUSBAND WAS PUT ON ONE OF THOSE LEASHES AS A CHILD. HE FOUND IT TO BE DEGRATING AND THAT HIS MOTHER WAS TO LAZY TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. WE HAVE FOUR KIDS. THE LAST THREE ARE LIKE TRIPLETS. A DAUGHTER AND TWIN SONS BORN A YEAR AND A FEW MONTHS APART AND I NEVER EVER NEEDED LEASHES. I USED COMMON SENSE!!!!!!!!!! A VERY DISGUSTED MOTHER!

  by anonymous at December 20, 2009 20:52
Take off the caps lock. It makes your whole rant unreadable. Also, use your spell check. Welcome to the internet.

by Megs at December 14, 2009 20:56
my parents instilled the importance of obedience and trust in me from an early age, and thus, when i was old enough to walk, that's what i did. without a lead.

  by anonymous at December 15, 2009 10:40
I did not have children that wandered, nor was I a wanderer, but I can tell you about a few other kids I know that were just so headstrong and curious and FAST, I would have been afraid to take them into any crowd. Open parks, fine. But not a crowd where you lose them 3 feet away from you.

by Mom at December 14, 2009 10:59
I have a bucket like nr.10 not the same name but it keeps the sweet smell of shit in!:) plus it wraps the diapers up in a easy to handle bundle.

  by anonymous at December 10, 2009 17:40
Babykeeper, lol that's how my new parents found me in at a bathroom stall.

by jacicaalban at December 09, 2009 05:07


by vijaymohanp at November 25, 2009 01:15
Good job !!

by Annebel at November 13, 2009 18:58
this list is absolutely hilarious

by nlsn at November 13, 2009 10:39
Terrific list. See also: http://tinyurl.com/RankerBaby

by Rosie at November 16, 2009 10:01
Thanks for the link to that video. I couldn't stop laughing.
 

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