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Top Ten Disney Characters I’d Like to See Wolverine Kill

Alex Sargeant Alex Sargeant 21,636 views 10 items
With Disney buying Marvel for 4 billion dollars, this list is my way of releasing my anger!

Also, in my head, it's the comic book version of Wolverine that's killing them, not the Hugh Jackman version. The only thing Hugh Jackman's version of Wolverine can kill is my appetite to read new Wolverine comics.
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    Raven Symone

    That's so your body cut in half. I'm no super hero, but as soon as I see "That's So Raven" I want to start Hulk Smashing everything in my sight. Cars, lamps, walls, planets... everything!

    Bill Cosby, I like you, but it's your fault Wolverine killed her! You made that beast.

    Bill Cosby's fault, dead!
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    Dory

    I thought Ellen was annoying enough as a human. I don't know how, but somehow Ellen in fish form becomes even more Annoying. Sushi dead!
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    Shia Labeouf

    At one point, Cable's son Genesis tries to re-bond adamantium to Wolverine's skeleton after Magneto removes it. He fails and leaves Wolverine in a mutated state ready to murder.

    That's exactly where we need him for when he finds Cable's son again and makes him send him back in time to 2000. It's here that he will find Shia Labeouf on the Disney show Even Stevens.

    Wolverine and I do not care if he kills a kid. Especially if that kid grows up to do the awful things to movies that Shia Labeouf has.

    Shouldn't have been an action star, dead!
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    Lumiere

    As an American male, I was taught to hate two things in this world, the French and Candle holders. Lumiere is unfortunate enough to be both of those. Old-timey light source dead!
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    Jonas Brothers

    As gay as this sounds, I don't have a problem with the Jonas Brothers. They seem like nice guys. That doesn't mean I still wouldn't want to see Wolverine claw the hell out of them!

    Beatles-Lite dead!

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  1. vestigial_tail
    Snow Dogs + Cuba Gooding Jr. at 10/09/2011 12:24 PM
    LOL!!! Good pick!
  2. IHateEverything
    Top Ten Disney Characters I’d Like to See Wolverine Kill at 3/05/2010 1:07 AM
    Finally someone who hates the Hughverine as much as i do. Cuz everyone knows when someone dies, Wolverine is gonna cry about it like a p***y.
  3. Dracula
    Dory at 11/18/2009 11:03 AM
    How can you hate on Dory? How insensitive. Brush tear. Girls, is it working? http://www.ranker.com/list/how-to-get-laid/alex-sargeant. I'm talking about #5 on the list. ;)
  4. Susan
    Dory at 9/13/2009 10:28 PM
    Ellen DeGeneres is the best! I don't know how you could find her annoying when she makes so many people laugh.
  5. Anonymous
    Top Ten Disney Characters I’d Like to See Wolverine Kill at 9/03/2009 10:56 PM
    saw this list on MIXX what is Ranker looks coooooooooooool
  6. blushing
    Top Ten Disney Characters I’d Like to See Wolverine Kill at 9/03/2009 1:29 AM
    what is hannah montana doing here....c'mon..
  7. tyvick
    Cinderella at 9/02/2009 11:03 AM
    Berserker Barrage is probably one of the most awesome phrases in the world.
    1. Alex Sargeant
      Cinderella at 9/02/2009 11:29 AM
      Second only to, "Berserk, berserk, berserker Barrage!" When you're destroying someone in Marvel Vs. Capcom 2.
  8. Alex Sargeant
    Cinderella at 9/02/2009 10:07 AM
    You know exactly how! She taught an entire nation that no matter what they're doing in life, it's not good enough. Cinderella is the reason for MTV's Sweet 16 show.
    1. tyvick
      Cinderella at 9/02/2009 11:03 AM
      Berserker Barrage is probably one of the most awesome phrases in the world.
  9. Alex Sargeant
    Top Ten Disney Characters I’d Like to See Wolverine Kill at 9/02/2009 10:06 AM
    Kraven, the hunter's hunter. I'm going to have to agree.
  10. Keith
    Top Ten Disney Characters I’d Like to See Wolverine Kill at 9/02/2009 9:51 AM
    Wolverine would be great going after those Snow Dogs, but lets be honest. It's really a job for Kraven
  11. JohnG
    Cinderella at 9/01/2009 12:05 PM
    Wait a second...how did she screw everything up with her skewed world views? HOW?!
    1. Alex Sargeant
      Cinderella at 9/02/2009 10:07 AM
      You know exactly how! She taught an entire nation that no matter what they're doing in life, it's not good enough. Cinderella is the reason for MTV's Sweet 16 show.

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