- 1If you're here, you know exactly who Jessica Alba is and that it doesn't really matter what she's done. Scientists should study Jessica Alba.
She went from this in The 90s:
To this now:
If I were president, I would order an army of Jessica Alba clones to be created. This would be our new military. WHO WOULD KILL HER? WHO?
Exactly. Check mate, terrorism.
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- 2I know. I need to explain this.
Remember when Britney Spears looked like this? And when people thought Britney Spears they didn't think "train wreck" yet, but they wrote something along the lines of ughghasdhga;lskfhfghgh she's hot? Well I do. She's easily the hottest girl of the time. Everyone else on this list was very straightforward-hot. Britney Spears had a weird allure to her. Something that made her seem like she was innocent with a lot to hide. The perfect girl next door.
Yeah yeah, she had the whole bald incident and she's not as absolutely slim as she used to be (after three kids), but she still is adorable, looks amazing, and has the best music career to speak of out of anybody who was part of the boy bands craze. Name a single recording artist that has maintained their staying power from that fad/era that's as iconic and well-loved as Britney Spears. Exactly.
Also, she does things like this:
SHE WAS IN JACKASS 3-D. Click here to see Britney Spears to the Porta-Potty Poo cocktail. And yeah, some say it's fake, but even if it is, this means she wanted people to believe she'd been covered in human feces from head to toe. And that's awesome. A girl who's willing to go this far for a laugh is hot as hell in my book.
Also, to make up for not looking like she did in her teens, she's still the kind of trainwreck/probably-a-demon-in-the-sack hot that'll give you a night you'll never forget. I mean, remember when this happened?... Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan in a car together. All in one place.
That's when you know you're in trouble.
(Sure, she looks like THIS now, which is still pretty damn hot.
She's better than ever and still makesTHIS that faceTHIS.
And that's my case, your honor.
- 3The 90s
After she caught her break as the really hot girl from 90s Aerosmith videos and as "Cher" from the hit movie Clueless that showed me, and all of us, that girls that say big words are hot, Alicia Silverstone really didn't need to do much more acting.
But when she was the Aerosmith girl, any grunge-loving, MTV-watching dude stopped everything he was doing to watch the video playing. She did the Aerosmith videos most notably for the songs Crazy and Crying. The craziest part of the Aerosmith video for the song Crazy is when that 90s cashier/clerk lets Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone steal whatever they want from the entire store and what Liv Tyler decides to steal is a f*cking loaf of bread.
She also played Batgirl in what is arguably the worst movie ever made Batman & Robin. Arguably. At least she looked adorable as a superhero.
She later got into voice acting, TV movies and hardcore animal rights activism. But she'll always be the Aerosmith girl or Cher to all of us, so here are her hottest pictures.
Remember that time she had that strand of hair on her face?
Or how about that time Alicia Silverstone wore a see-thru white nightie?
... Or that time she posed naked for PETA?
Yeah, good times... *sigh*
- 4The 90s
Jennifer Love Hewitt ruled being hot in the movies during the late 90s. She earns the top spot for not only being one of the hottest chicks around in the 90s, and for her extremely prolific popularity in the 90s, but she ears the spot for somehow not only not falling off the face of the earth at some point like almost every woman on this list.
Her crowning moment was undoubtedly the bikini scene from I Know What You Did Last Summer. There were few other moments that put hair on your chest as a teenager in the 90s. That was just. That ruled. That and Wild Things, but those chicks are too old to be on this list.
Looking fine on a bed in pictures like this has pretty much cut it for Jennifer Love Hewwitt for the last decade or so, but she's absolutely refused to do much more nudity than she did in that tanning scene in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
She went on to star in The Ghost Whisperer that inexplicably lasted 5 years and continues to age gracefully at the age of 33. She doesn't look a day older than she did when she touched all our hearts and pants when she was 18: Jennifer Love Hewitt now, in black lace lingerie.
- 5The 90s:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, aka, one of the greatest heroines in the history of fiction, aka the hottest monster-killer ever concocted, aka Sarah Michelle Gellar (who also kissed Selma Blair in that one movie for like a whole minute) started out Buffy as a teenager, playing a cheerleader with superpowers.
She was also in I Know What You Did Last Summer and She's All That, always playing a memorably hot girl who nobody seems to care about in the movie.
She has aged AMAZINGLY. Finishing out all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the 2000s did her well. And then she fell of the face of the earth. Then she filled up the time she didn't spend making direct to DVD movies being in awesome movies like Southland Tales and doing guest spots on The Simpsons, Robot Chicken and more.
She was then in The Grudge, where a weird cat looking Japenese kid scared the hell out of all of us for some reason and is currently starring in her very own show Ringer (which is doing surprisingly well).
Even after her teens, and well into her 30s, she managed to look as great as this in black lingerie.
Bra comes off?
Bra comes off!
Band Geek SMG
Kinky red Halloween costume SMG
Mortal Kombat character SMG
Hot nurse outfit SMG
"Yes, we're still calling her SMG" SMG
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