Totally Weird People on TV Programs By G_Rubis  [20 more lists]

You eat WHAT??? Wow, I know that many professionals, far more educated than myself, would agree that food can be an addiction... but... 33,000 calories might be a little more significant than a nightly drive-thru run...It's a tough situation right? It's hard not to sympathize, but frankly, they wouldn't throw themselves on TV if they weren't looking to fix some stuff... This is from over a year ago, so, by now she might be healthy as can be! Right? Hopefully!!

This new TLC program examines people who... Ready?... Have pet monkeys who they consider equal to human children of their own... They buy them clothes, cater to their assumed desires, and invest their lives into providing their every need... One gentlemen is quoted by claiming "You don't call Jesse a monkey, that's my daughter."... Yeah... Um... It's a monkey... Let's make this really simple... Are you developing a future college fund for her? How about a 401K? ...Jesus, did NO ONE hear about the horrendous attack on the woman in Connecticut??? Monkeys = faces ripped off... Not a fun time... Owning monkeys is an expensive, weird, terrible decision!! Unlike morning commutes, jungle's are not overcrowded!! Keep them there, they'll be fine!

You thought the Octomom was out of her mind? She's mild in comparison to this gnarly family who believes that Trojan's were just an army in a past civilization.

Remember taking the trash out recently? These people on A&E's Hoarder's sure don't! Call it a compulsion, call it a lifestyle, call it whatever... The fact of the matter is, this show challenges a tremendous amount of nationwide gag-reflexes, and it's just from the visuals of how some people choose to live...Did you SEE the one where the lady couldn't throw out her food? Haha!... The sickening visuals are SO fun to watch! It's like a reality horror movie! It's nice to know TV networks are able to offer the help they do!

You what? You... wait...WHAT? I thought there was... y'know... a monthly thing to determine that sometimes.... Ok... So, you're not necessarily normal... you're "irregular..".. Ok! well... I guess that means that sometimes you might have to go to the bathroom, and once in a while, you get a NEW BABY out of it... At least, that's the case with this bizarre show... I need the 411 because if you can explain your way out of this one, I'm ALL ears...