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The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from 'Sesame Street,' they're members, too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb.
- 2+ 13- 6
Vampires: World's Greatest Golfers
I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it!"
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Straight-Up Mentally Ill
You know how pissed off I was when 'US Weekly' said that I was on crack? That’s racist! I’m not on crack – I’m straight-up mentally ill!
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Boston Legal: The New Star Trek
I watched Boston Legal nine times before I realized it wasn’t a new Star Trek.
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Who's crazier,me or Ann Curry?
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A Team, Like Chicken
You don’t have to thank me, Lemon. We’re a team now. Like Batman and Robin. Like chicken, and a chicken container.
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Here's some advice that I wish I would've got when I was your age: Live every week like it's 'Shark Week.'
- 8+ 7- 3
I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.