TV Characters You Wouldn't Notify Amber Alert For By G_Rubis  [20 more lists]

Michelle Tanner - Full House

I know, she's commonly perceived as the "cute" little baby of the Tanner family. Although, between all of her "You got It dude's," Michelle was easily the most selfish, obnoxious Full House character. Constantly thinking of herself first, she makes everyone feel guilty when they don't make her happy or revolve around her stupid schedule. First of all, she is the biggest C-block ever for Uncle Jesse. All Jesse wants to do is "hang out" with Aunt Becky upstairs in their attic/bedroom, but Michelle throws a fit because Uncle Jesse won't play with her. What would you do? I think I'd barricade her in her own room.

She even makes Uncle Joey and Jesse take her entire class to a dumb Science Museum on Superbowl Sunday. I don't care if she's your niece, that's the moment you stop loving her, no question about it.

And then, the only reason she wasn't overly upset when Becky went into labor and ruined her Flintstone's birthday party is because she got two more cousins, and therefore, more birthday cake. Greedy!

In the series finale, Michelle loses her memory in a horse back riding accident... If I was Danny Tanner, I would have been thrilled, and just dropped her off on the streets Oakland. Good luck with the gangs, prostitutes and meth addicts Michelle! "How Rude!"

Richie Crawford - Family Matters

Forget Urkel, this kid is the worst thing the Winslow family could have ever welcomed through the front door. He's the freeloading, mischievous nephew, living in a house that's not even his, with a mother that never disciplines him.

One time, this delinquent used Carl Winslow's credit card to order a living room full of toys from the Home Shopping Network! I know his mom, Rachel, was probably working one of her jobs, or bouncing from guy to guy looking for a father figure, but obviously there's a serious lack of supervision!!

Carl can't afford this screw-up on a cop salary!! Give him away!!

P.S. - dumbest haircut ever.

Mark Foster - Step By Step

This little dweeb is the biggest wuss in Port Washington, Wisconsin. This dork loves his science, hates his sports, and complains his way through a variety of simple problems. When he's not crying to his mom, he enjoys making people feel stupid for being less intelligent than he is. I don't remember Doogie Houser being a little s**t just because he had a high I.Q.!

Mark Taylor - Home Improvement.

What's up with the name "Mark?" This little whiney "accident" was the black sheep of this otherwise normal family. Starting as the target of constant pranks from his older brothers, Brad and Randy, Mark soon became the weird, gothic outcast. We're all hoping he didn't grow up to be some psycho, world-hating serial killer, but with a garage full of power tools at his disposal, it could have been a bloodbath... Tim should have sent him to go live with Al.

Screech - Saved by the Bell

Surprised? It's not for the reason you might think.

Over the years, it becomes more and more apparent that Zach and Slater should have just kicked Screech's ass... Here's the deal, it's not because he was a huge nerd, not because he dressed like a neon nightmare, and not because he was creepy with the girls... It's because he was the worst, most betraying friend ever. On countless occasions, Zach and Slater confide in Screech with information. Bro-code secrets, surprise birthday party information, scam details, everything. They even let him tag along on dates, eat with them at the Max, and for what? So they can have a party at Screech's house and break his mom's Elvis statue? That's besides the point... The truth of the matter is, every time, Screech blows it!! Although he's smart enough to build a talking robot, he can't keep his mouth shut to save his life!!

Then, he never has any remorse for his actions. Screech just goes, "Oops! Well sue me!" and puts on a goofy ass face... They should have teased him to a point where he would have had to transfer to Valley High School.

What did Zach need him as a friend for anyway? Nothing. Plus, it's a real testament of Slater's anger management control to refrain from beating him to death right outside of Belding's office.

Take a hint from Lisa, Screech! No one likes you!