VH1 and MTV have been gracious enough to provide the American public with an encyclopedia of shows whose sole function in entertainment is to glorify the idiocy, materialism, and superficiality of talentless pseudo-celebrities. Oh, and s**tty women. What's worse is that most of these shows end up with at least a second season or even spin-off (because who doesn't wanna see a new group of s**tty women?), which means that people are watching. Watching s**ts be s**tty competing to see which s**t is the s**ttiest s**t to ever strut her s**t through s**ttseville. Also there are s**ts. Did I mention the s**ts? S**ts. Stupid f**king s**ts.