Twitter has proceeded to tear her apart for an entire day, making Jenna Jameson a global trending topic and bringing out the arguably the worst porn puns and horrible "job" jokes that Twitter has ever had to offer. Here are the best ones.
These are the best Twitter reactions to Jenna Jameson endorsing Mitt Romney. Jokes are piling in, so this list will be updated throughout the day as new, better and improved jokes come our way.
Mitt Romney Flip Flops Quite Frequently
Jenna Jameson officially endorses #Romney– Finally a candidate that can change positions as many times as she can.— Justin Keller (@justinkeller) August 3, 2012
On Mitt Romney Supporters
Jenna Jameson and Kid Rock support Mitt Romney. Now if only Bartles & Jaymes threw their approval in, it'd be a trailer park trifecta.— Social News Media(@SNMNetwork) August 3, 2012
"When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."- Jenna Jameson, who's given out way more jobs than Mitt Romney.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 3, 2012
Years from now, Jenna Jameson will reflect on her life and realize that endorsing Mitt Romney was easily the most shameful thing she's done.— CJ Sullivan (@CJVLR) August 3, 2012
Wish I could make a Jenna Jameson "small business" joke but I'll bet you $10,000 her business isn't small anymore. #Romney2012— amaeryllis (@amaeryllis) August 3, 2012
Jenna Jameson on Conservative Values
BREAKING: On the heels of endorsing Mitt Romney Jenna Jameson has just declared her virginity retroactively to 1995.— Black Canseco (@BlackCanseco) August 3, 2012
Country Comes First
Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney because she wants her country to be f**ked as hard as she's been.— Anjeanette Carter (@anjeanettec) August 3, 2012
Those Colors Don't Run
Of course Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt. She's likes em white and stiff.— Barack Obama (@ThePresObama) August 3, 2012