On August 3, 2012, Jenna Jameson, famous and iconic film actress Jenna Jameson spoke at a San Francisco strip club endorsing Mitt Romney for president using one of the most callous, narrow-minded reasons known to politics. "I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," she sad. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."
Twitter has proceeded to tear her apart for an entire day, making Jenna Jameson a global trending topic and bringing out the arguably the worst porn puns and horrible "job" jokes that Twitter has ever had to offer. Here are the best ones.These are the best Twitter reactions to Jenna Jameson endorsing Mitt Romney. Jokes are piling in, so this list will be updated throughout the day as new, better and improved jokes come our way.
Wish I could make a Jenna Jameson "small business" joke but I'll bet you $10,000 her business isn't small anymore. #Romney2012— amaeryllis (@amaeryllis) August 3, 2012
Jenna Jameson on Conservative Values
BREAKING: On the heels of endorsing Mitt Romney Jenna Jameson has just declared her virginity retroactively to 1995.— Black Canseco (@BlackCanseco) August 3, 2012
Country Comes First
Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney because she wants her country to be f**ked as hard as she's been.— Anjeanette Carter (@anjeanettec) August 3, 2012
Those Colors Don't Run
Of course Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt. She's likes em white and stiff.— Barack Obama (@ThePresObama) August 3, 2012