Total Nerd The Best Tyrion Lannister Quotes  

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With Game of Thrones George RR Martin crafted a universe full of complicated complex characters. All of which have strong individualized voices and ideals. Even out of context almost any quote can be quickly placed to it's speaker, in a world of dozens of characters that is no small feat. 

Amongst those is Tyrion Lannister, the youngest son of Tywin Lannister with a quick tongue and razor sharp wit he yields some of the most amazing quotes. 
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On being a Bastard.

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“Never forget what you are. For surely the world will Not. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you.”
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Where is the greatest god?

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“The Lord of Light Wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the Gods such vicious C*nts? Where Is the God of Tits and Wine?”
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On dealing with Joffrey.

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"We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings…but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"
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Re: What you are fighting for.

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Don't fight for a king. Don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor, Don't fight for Glory, Don't fight for riches, because you won't get any. This Is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Lets Go Kill Them!