Uncommon Ghosts By Alex Sargeant  [19 more lists]

Too often have humans only seen other humans and human pets as ghosts. Either everything has a soul or nothing has a soul! That said, I think it would be pretty awesome to see a giant floating T-Rex walking through my Duplex!

If Ghosts are supposed to be on Earth because of unfinished business, I can’t think of any other group that has more unfinished business than the one blown up by a fucking meteor!

It’s always awful when a baby dies (I’ve seen Trainspotting so I can say that), but just because they can’t speak doesn’t mean they can’t haunt the f**k out of us! A roaming hoard of ghost babies could do a lot of mental damage. They should at least stick around long enough to know they’re not missing anything good here on Earth.

I want to know if they bred with Homo Sapiens and I think a ghost would be able to tell me that. I’ve seen so many dude-bros that I know are one hundred percent homo but can’t be one hundred percent Homo Sapien (Oh Snap!). I have to know!

This has to be a Duplex thing. I hate living on the second floor. I feel like I miss out on so much free-range walk by hauntings living where I do.

Ghosts are always murderers and the murdered. I want to see a normal ghost who died of natural causes. A ghost that doesn’t want to push my salt shakers off the table because it had shitty parents. Is that too much to ask?