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Useless Inventions

Here is a list of some really useless inventions

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    Eye Drop Funnel Glasses

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    Japan, really a strange country
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    Hay Fever Hat

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    This hat makes it quick and convenient to blow your nose due to the ease of access and close proximity to the nostrils. It is the perfect solution for situations where you do not have fast access to tissues or you do not want to leave your location, such as a movie theater or business meeting. One obvious bonus that it did not seem to mentioned on any other sources is that not only is it good for a runny nose, but you can be sure there will be toilet paper when you use a public restroom. Just be sure to be careful about portioning out the toilet paper for both your nose and your rear end. You wouldn’t want to use to much for one and not have enough for the other. Also, it is recommended to keep an umbrella with you in case it rains so you do not end up with a soggy mess all over your head.
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    Exhaust Burger

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    If one crazy grill design wasn't enough today, then check out this Exhaust Burger grill concept. A short-listed entrant in a recent design competition titled "Dining in 2015," the grill, invented by an Iranian team, plugs directly into your car exhaust. It soaks up spare heat in the gases to do the cooking, and the clamshell design keeps those noxious fumes away from your food. Check out the extra image to see how it might let you "cook while you commute."
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    Butter Stick Type

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    Lip stick, chap stick, glue stick, now there's a butter stick? It is unconfirmed who invented this or when it was invented, but whoever invented this - I think it's a genius idea, because it's convenient unlike a regular stick of butter you just pull out of a box unless you're baking.
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    Butt-juicer

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    Do I really need to explain this ?
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    Ctrl + Alt + Delete Helper

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    Now that is some lazy sh*t !
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    Toilet Golf

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    Introducing Potty Putter! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom.

    If you're a golfer who can't get enough practice time, then Potty Putter is for you! Now you can sink putts where no one else has sunk them before in the bathroom.

    The Potty Putter comes complete with a putting green, made form the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, a cup with a flag, 2 golf balls, a putter and a "Do Not Disturb" door hanger. Potty Putter makes a great gift item for the devoted golfer and for those looking to improve their putting.

    Includes:
    * Mat (Size 74.5x88cm)
    * 2 Golf Balls
    * Putter (Length 57cm)
    * Cup with Flag
    * "Do Not Dstrurb" Sign
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    USB Dildo

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    Yeah, that's right.
    Like any girl likes to wet her chair all over while using this, sitting behind here computer ...
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    Coconut Catcher

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    an Australian inventor who designed a special net basket which would stop falling coconuts from dropping and injuring unassuming people. Well, the Coconut Catcher netted the clever inventor, Tim Straatmans, special recognition recently when he was declared joint winner of the Australian Design Awards-Invention of the Year Award.
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    Solar Spark Lighter

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    The Solar Spark Lighter is a unique pocket-size solar lighter. It is actually a stainless steel parabolic mirror, like the one used to light the Olympic torch in Athens. It is designed to focus the sun's radiant energy to a precise focal point that can reach hundreds of degrees!
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    Diet water

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    From the strange-products-from-japan department comes Diet Water… the perfect weight loss beverage.

    I wondered if this picture was a photoshop job – until I found another Japanese “Diet Water” product.
    UPDATE: Sapporo Diet Water is most definitely real – and was released way back in 2004!
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    Duo Sweater

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    This is just stupid.
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    Pro Thumb Wrestling Arena

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    Pro Thumb Wrestling is a full-size, officially sanctioned professional thumb wrestling ring. All contenders must insert their thumbs through the opposite corner holes and come out wrestling.

    One, two, three, four…. I declare a thumb war!
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