We're the Millers Movie Quotes

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"We're the Millers" movie quotes tell the hilarious tale of a drug dealer who hires a fake family to help him smuggle drugs. The comedy film was directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber using a story by Bob Fisher and Steve Faber, who collaborated on the screenplay with Sean Anders and John Morris. "We're the Millers" opened in the United States on August 7, 2013.

In "We're the Millers," small time drug dealer David Burke (Jason Sudeikis) is tasked by his boss Brad Gurdlinger (Ed Helms) to pick up a "smidge" of marijuana in Mexico and bring it back to the states. David knows that bringing drugs through customs is risky so he assembles a team to pose as his family so they can travel in an RV without suspicion.

David hires two local kids, Kenny and Casey (Will Poilter and Emma Roberts, respectively) to play his children and his stripper neighbor Rose (Jennifer Aniston) to play his wife. All is going reasonably well until they learn that a "smidge" means an RV full of drugs, their vehicle breaks down and the international drug lord from whom they got the drugs is after them.

"We're the Millers" hits theaters right smack in the middle of the summer of 2013, which is already filled with other great movies such as "Elysium," "2 Guns," "Blue Jasmine," "The Wolverine," "The To Do List," "Only God Forgives," "Girl Most Likely," "Red 2," "R.I.P.D.," "Pacific Rim," "Grown Ups 2," "The Lone Ranger," "Despicable Me 2," "The Heat," "White House Down," "World War Z," "Man of Steel," "This Is the End," and "Olympus Has Fallen."
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    A Little Music

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    Rose O'Malley: "I don't think you think things through."
    David Burke: "Will you relax! How about a little music?"
    [Kenny begins singing along perfectly to TLC's "Waterfalls"]
    David Burke: [Mouths] "What the f***?"

    In one of many moments where the fake family members get to know each other a bit more, David, Rose and Casey learn that Kenny has a very unique talent in this scene. That talent? Singing along word for word with
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    Bring It Back Here by Sunday Night

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    Brad Gurdlinger: "I have a smidge of marijuana down in Mexico. Bring it back here by Sunday night and I'll pay you $100,000."
    David Burke: "This is way out of my league."
    Brad Gurdlinger: "You don't have a choice."
    [David sees a whale attack a dolphin]
    David Burke: "What the f*** is that?"
    Brad Gurdlinger: "I bought an orca. I make a lot of money."

    An interaction between David and his boss Brad sets off a chain of events by which the movie follows. Here, David learns that Brad wants him to smuggle what he says is just a tiny amount of drugs from Mexico back to the states. It sounds simple but things escalate quickly.
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    It's a Skateboard

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    David Burke: [Playing Pictionary] "Is that a rocket or um?"
    Rose O'Malley: "You know what that is, is that a cucumber? It's a big, black penis."
    Kenny: "It's a skateboard."
    David Burke: "Skateboard, great"
    Rose O'Malley: "Of course it is!"
    David Burke: "It's a big, black skateboard."

    An innocent game of Pictionary goes awry when Rose's stripper thoughts surface in her answers. Luckily David is there to get her mind out of the gutter.
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    We're the Millers

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    Flight Attendant: "You have a lovely family."
    David Burke: "Thank you very much. We're the Millers. This is my son, Kenny Miller, and my daughter…"
    Casey: "Casey"
    David Burke: "Casey" [to Rose] "Honey!"
    Rose O'Malley: "Eat a d***!"
    David Burke: "Sorry"

    Trying to act the part, David introduces his family to the flight attendant. All goes well until he forgets the name of his daughter and when he leans in for a kiss with Rose, he gets some choice words in return.
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    Meet Your New Sister

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    David Burke: "Look, I hired this dork that lives in my building and a little gutter punk."

    …David Burke: "Kenny, meet your new sister!"
    Kenny: "I've always wanted a sister." [hugs Casey]
    Casey: "Get it off of me!"
    David Burke: "We just have to dress up as an all-American squeaky clean family."

    After hiring Kenny and Casey to act as his children, he introduces the two. Kenny is elated to have a sister but Casey on the other hand is not amused.
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    This Is Not a Smidge

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    David Burke: "Hola! I'm here to pick up a smidge of pot."

    David Burke: "This is not a smidge! You've got me moving enough weed to kill Willy f****** Nelson, man!"

    After David arrives at the location where he picks up the marijuana, he learns that when David said a "smidge" he really meant a massive amount. Regardless, he doesn't have many options to back out at this point.
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    The Fitzgeralds

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    Rose O'Malley: "Is this part of your plan?"
    Don Fitzgerald: "You folks can make camp with the Fitzgeralds tonight."

    The fake family's RV breaks down leaving them stranded. While they are welcomed to stay with another camper family, they have to be careful to keep what they are hiding secret.
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    Just a Cheap Stripper

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    David Burke: "It turns out we stole from an international drug dealer."

    Pablo Chacon: "You all die now as a family."
    Casey: "We're not even a real family."
    David Burke: "My wife, she's just a cheap stripper."
    Pablo Chacon: "Okay, prove it!"
    [Kenny watches Rose strip]
    David Burke: [Smacks Kenny] "Have some respect! That's your mother!"
    Desperate times call for desperate measures and if there is anything that will ease tensions when the Millers are picked up by a drug lord, it's a stripper. Luckily Rose is there ready to perform.
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