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Bring It Back Here by Sunday NightBrad Gurdlinger: "I have a smidge of marijuana down in Mexico. Bring it back here by Sunday night and I'll pay you $100,000."
David Burke: "This is way out of my league."
Brad Gurdlinger: "You don't have a choice."
[David sees a whale attack a dolphin]
David Burke: "What the f*** is that?"
Brad Gurdlinger: "I bought an orca. I make a lot of money."
An interaction between David and his boss Brad sets off a chain of events by which the movie follows. Here, David learns that Brad wants him to smuggle what he says is just a tiny amount of drugs from Mexico back to the states. It sounds simple but things escalate quickly.
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A Little MusicRose O'Malley: "I don't think you think things through."
David Burke: "Will you relax! How about a little music?"
[Kenny begins singing along perfectly to TLC's "Waterfalls"]
David Burke: [Mouths] "What the f***?"
In one of many moments where the fake family members get to know each other a bit more, David, Rose and Casey learn that Kenny has a very unique talent in this scene. That talent? Singing along word for word with
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We're the MillersFlight Attendant: "You have a lovely family."
David Burke: "Thank you very much. We're the Millers. This is my son, Kenny Miller, and my daughter…"
David Burke: "Casey" [to Rose] "Honey!"
Rose O'Malley: "Eat a d***!"
David Burke: "Sorry"
Trying to act the part, David introduces his family to the flight attendant. All goes well until he forgets the name of his daughter and when he leans in for a kiss with Rose, he gets some choice words in return.
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Just a Cheap StripperDavid Burke: "It turns out we stole from an international drug dealer."
Pablo Chacon: "You all die now as a family."
Casey: "We're not even a real family."
David Burke: "My wife, she's just a cheap stripper."
Pablo Chacon: "Okay, prove it!"
[Kenny watches Rose strip]
David Burke: [Smacks Kenny] "Have some respect! That's your mother!"
Desperate times call for desperate measures and if there is anything that will ease tensions when the Millers are picked up by a drug lord, it's a stripper. Luckily Rose is there ready to perform.
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