- 1+ 8- 0
A Little Music
Rose O'Malley: "I don't think you think things through."
David Burke: "Will you relax! How about a little music?"
[Kenny begins singing along perfectly to TLC's "Waterfalls"]
David Burke: [Mouths] "What the f***?"
In one of many moments where the fake family members get to know each other a bit more, David, Rose and Casey learn that Kenny has a very unique talent in this scene. That talent? Singing along word for word with
- 2+ 15- 3
Bring It Back Here by Sunday Night
Brad Gurdlinger: "I have a smidge of marijuana down in Mexico. Bring it back here by Sunday night and I'll pay you $100,000."
David Burke: "This is way out of my league."
Brad Gurdlinger: "You don't have a choice."
[David sees a whale attack a dolphin]
David Burke: "What the f*** is that?"
Brad Gurdlinger: "I bought an orca. I make a lot of money."
An interaction between David and his boss Brad sets off a chain of events by which the movie follows. Here, David learns that Brad wants him to smuggle what he says is just a tiny amount of drugs from Mexico back to the states. It sounds simple but things escalate quickly.
- 3+ 4- 2
It's a Skateboard
David Burke: [Playing Pictionary] "Is that a rocket or um?"
Rose O'Malley: "You know what that is, is that a cucumber? It's a big, black penis."
Kenny: "It's a skateboard."
David Burke: "Skateboard, great"
Rose O'Malley: "Of course it is!"
David Burke: "It's a big, black skateboard."
An innocent game of Pictionary goes awry when Rose's stripper thoughts surface in her answers. Luckily David is there to get her mind out of the gutter.
- 4+ 2- 0
We're the Millers
Flight Attendant: "You have a lovely family."
David Burke: "Thank you very much. We're the Millers. This is my son, Kenny Miller, and my daughter…"
David Burke: "Casey" [to Rose] "Honey!"
Rose O'Malley: "Eat a d***!"
David Burke: "Sorry"
Trying to act the part, David introduces his family to the flight attendant. All goes well until he forgets the name of his daughter and when he leans in for a kiss with Rose, he gets some choice words in return.
- 5+ 3- 2
Meet Your New Sister
David Burke: "Look, I hired this dork that lives in my building and a little gutter punk."
…David Burke: "Kenny, meet your new sister!"
Kenny: "I've always wanted a sister." [hugs Casey]
Casey: "Get it off of me!"
David Burke: "We just have to dress up as an all-American squeaky clean family."
After hiring Kenny and Casey to act as his children, he introduces the two. Kenny is elated to have a sister but Casey on the other hand is not amused.
- 6+ 1- 0
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