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It's no wonder the strangest headlines come from Florida. Every year, "America's wang" tops the news with another ridiculous story that makes other Americans question, "Should Florida still be part of the US?" If it weren't for Disney World's Epcot and the Harry Potter theme park, the US might have kept the "Sunshine State" a secret. After reading this list of weird things that happened in Florida in 2017, you will totally understand why.

In addition to topping crime charts ranked by state, Florida consistently provides the most bizarre yet hilarious news. Maybe they put something in the water down at the Everglades because these strange events are definitely caused by abnormal people. Crazy and funny are just understatements for these WTF things that happened in Florida this year.

Here are the most unbelievable and weirdest things that happened in Florida in 2017. If you want to see more of this state's strangeness, this is a collection of Florida mugshots that will show you why "America's wang" is a fitting nickname. 

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A Woman Twerked On Top Of A Car Going Down The Road


If you gotta twerk, you gotta twerk - regardless of what you're doing at the time. For one Florida woman, the fact she was a passenger in a car driving down the highway wasn't going to stand in her way. The woman was caught on video twerking on top of a car with a picturesque Miami sunset behind her. 

While this is probably illegal, the Miami New Times points out there is a loophole in the law allowing performers to ride on top of cars in specific circumstances. The woman hasn't been identified. Regardless of who she is, one thing is for certain, her cinematic masterpiece and exceptional dance moves will forever live on the Internet. 

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Miami 'Robin Hood' Kidnaps Uber Driver, Robs A Bank, Gives Out Cash On Street


Miami 'Robin Hood' Kid... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 14 Most WTF Florida Stories of 2017 (So Far)
Photo: Miami Beach Police Department/Twitter

Buckle in - this story has multiple elements of surprise.

An unidentified man in Miami hailed an Uber on January 9. Not a strange event by itself, right? He then forced his Uber driver to help him rob a bank. And then the Uber driver, called Mikebilly So-Focused, broadcasted it on Facebook Live. And that's not even the craziest part. The man - dressed in a suit and tie - took the cash he stole from a South Beach credit union and started handing it out to people on the street, all while Mikebilly kept filming.

"I'm going to surrender once I give away this money to people who are poor, then I'll surrender," the man said on the video. Why was he so riled up? He explains: "I want people to listen to me and for them to stop lying to us. They're lying to us. They're telling us that Russia hacked the election and they're trying to start a war."

Naturally he finished his crime spree by calling in a bomb threat. 

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Miami Lawyer's Pants Caught On Fire While Defending A Client Accused Of Arson


Miami Lawyer's Pants Caught On... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 14 Most WTF Florida Stories of 2017 (So Far)
Photo: Law Doctor/via NBC News

Stephen Gutierrez was in a Miami-Dade courtroom defending his client - accused of arson - when all of a sudden he started feeling the heat.

No, literally, he felt heat. That's because the electronic cigarette batteries in his back pocket suddenly ignited, setting his pants ablaze. While some accused Gutierrez of staging the situation - and even more joked about how all lawyers are "liars, liars, pants on fire" - he said he sincerely didn't know electronic cigarette batteries could combust. 

Luckily Gutierrez was able to rush to a bathroom, throw the batteries in the sink, and return to court - just with one less pant's pocket. 

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Man Steals Beanee Weenee Cans, Blames 'Inner Thug' For Theft


Man Steals Beanee Weenee Cans,... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 14 Most WTF Florida Stories of 2017 (So Far)
Photo: St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office/TC Palm

Tommy Barber didn't choose the thug life - the thug life chose him. At least, that's what he told St. Lucie County Sheriff's deputies after he stole multiple cans of Beanee Weenee, a delectable treat of beans that can be found at many locations for approximately $2.50.

Barber, a North Carolina native, was arrested in St. Lucie County on a misdeamenor charge for the theft, which totalled $8.77. When asked why he stole the cans, he said he wasn't hungry.

"It's just the thug in me," he told investigators.