Tags: offbeat, oklahoma, laws, top 10
Weird Laws in Oklahoma
List of strange state laws on the books in Oklahoma. These rules and regulations were passed by the Oklahoma state legislature, or in an individual Oklahoma city and- for one reason or another- were never overturned, remaining active on the books until this day. Almost every city and state has some outdated, old-fashioned or even nonsensical laws on the books, and they can come about for a variety of reasons. Most frequently, the laws appeared in the books following a court ruling on a specific case, that then set a common law precedent from that point on.
Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants)
Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Oklahoma, let me know in the comments below.
Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants)
Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Oklahoma, let me know in the comments below.
rerank this list your way
- 1Up 15Down 3
Ugly faces
“ People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. „ - 2Up 16Down 5
Oral sex
“ Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. „ - 3Up 10Down 2
Farm animals
“ It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. „ - 4Up 13Down 5
New York Jets clothing
“ If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. (Ada) „ - 5Up 10Down 3
Hypnotized person
“ It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. (Hawthahorne) „ - 6Up 7Down 1
Pretending to have sex
“ It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. „ - 7Up 10Down 4
Soliciting a hooker
“ Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. „ - 8Up 10Down 4
Gambling for women
“ Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. (Schulter) „ - 9Up 8Down 4
Soda bottle
“ You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. (Tulsa) „ - 10Up 9Down 6
Wearing your boots
“ It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. „ - 11Up 7Down 4
Fish on a fishbowl
“ Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. „ - 12Up 6Down 3
Dogs
“ Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. „ - 13Up 3Down 0
Dog is run over by a car
“ If one's dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal. (Bartelsville) „ - 14Up 3Down 0
Annoying vibrations
“ It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits. (Bartlesville) „ - 15Up 5Down 3
Forbidden to do hair
“ Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. „ - 16Up 4Down 2
Reading a comic book
“ It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. „ - 17Up 4Down 2
Taking a bite
“ Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger. „ - 18Up 3Down 1
Spitting
“ No one may spit on a sidewalk. „ - 19Up 3Down 1
Owning cats
“ No person may own more than two adult cats. (Bartesville) „ - 20Up 5Down 4
Statutory rape
“ It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin. „ - 21Up 3Down 2
Tissues
“ Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car. „ - 22Up 2Down 1
Honk your horn
“ While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn. (Yukon) „ - 23Up 3Down 3
Sex before married
“ It is illegal to have sex before you are married. „ - 24Up 2Down 2
Tip over a casket
“ One may not tip over a casket at a funeral. (Oklahoma City) „ - 25Up 1Down 2
Molesting
“ Molesting an automobile is illegal. (Clinton) „ - 26Up 1Down 2
Cars
“ Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. „ - 27Up 1Down 2
Whaling
“ Whaling is illegal. „ - 28Up 3Down 5
Tax for furniture
“ Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. „ - 29Up 0Down 3
Horse tripping event
“ One may not promote a “horse tripping event”. „ - 30Up 0Down 3
Stink bomb
“ It is illegal to own a stink bomb.(Oklahoma City) „
rerank this list your way embed list
what's a rerank? today on Ranker
start a list with results
close sorting window
Rank Name
use the search box to filter your list
leave a comment