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Weird Laws in Texas

List of strange state laws on the books in Texas. These rules and regulations were passed by the Texas state legislature, or in an individual in Texas city, and for one reason or another, were never overturned, remaining active on the books until this day. Almost every city and state has some outdated, old-fashioned or even modern, but nonsensical, laws on the books, and they come about for a variety of reasons. Most frequently, these laws appeared in the books following a court ruling on a specific case, that then set a common law precedent from that point on.

Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants.)

Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Texas, let us know in the comments.
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    Landing an airplane

    Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal. (Galveston)
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    Shooting a buffalo

    It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
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    Obnoxious odors

    Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. (Port Arthur)
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    Horse in the saloon

    You can ride your horse in the saloon. (Temple)
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    Getting drunk

    One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any ... more
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    Realistic dildos

    It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. (Dallas)
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    Wire cutters

    Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. (Austin)
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    Flirting using the eyes and hands

    It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
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    Offensive gestures

    Offensive gestures will not be tolerated at any special event. (Galveston)
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    Riding horse without lights

    Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. (Texarkana)
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    24 hour notice

    Criminals must give their victims 24 hours notice, orally or in writing, to explain the nature ... more
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    Selling one's eye

    It is illegal to sell one's eye.
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    Dogs on leash

    Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. (Jasper)
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    Sipping of beer

    It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
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    Encyclopedia Britannica

    The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making ... more
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    Unusual haircuts

    It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. (Mesquite)
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    Lewd dress

    Appearing in public places wearing “lewd dress” is prohibited. (El Paso)
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    Inhaling fumes

    No person shall inhale fumes from model glue. (Galveston)
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    Acknowledge a supreme being

    One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
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    Sitting on the sidewalk

    Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500. (Galveston)
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    Dusting a building

    It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. (Clarendon)
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    Collegiate football

    Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. (Beaumont)
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    Owning dildos

    Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. more
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    Throwing confetti

    It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts ...
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    Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
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    Driving a motor car

    It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. (Galveston)
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    Milking cows

    It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
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    new! Limburger cheese

    It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. (Houston)
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    For Sale sign on a car

    It is illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street. (Richardson) ... more
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    Idle or loiter anyplace

    It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the ... more
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