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Weird Laws in Texas

List of strange state laws on the books in Texas. These rules and regulations were passed by the Texas state legislature, or in an individual in Texas city, and for one reason or another, were never overturned, remaining active on the books until this day. Almost every city and state has some outdated, old-fashioned or even modern, but nonsensical, laws on the books, and they come about for a variety of reasons. Most frequently, these laws appeared in the books following a court ruling on a specific case, that then set a common law precedent from that point on.

Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants.)

Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Texas, let us know in the comments.
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    Landing an airplane Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal. (Galveston)

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    Shooting a buffalo It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

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    Obnoxious odors Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. (Port Arthur)

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    Horse in the saloon You can ride your horse in the saloon. (Temple)

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    Getting drunk One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park. (Galveston)

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    Realistic dildos It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. (Dallas)

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    Flirting using the eyes and hands It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. (San Antonio)

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    Riding horse without lights Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. (Texarkana)

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    Offensive gestures Offensive gestures will not be tolerated at any special event. (Galveston)

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    Wire cutters Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. (Austin)

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    24 hour notice Criminals must give their victims 24 hours notice, orally or in writing, to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

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    Selling one's eye It is illegal to sell one's eye.

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    Encyclopedia Britannica The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

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    Sipping of beer It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

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    Acknowledge a supreme being One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

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    new! Unusual haircuts It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. (Mesquite)

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    Dogs on leash Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. (Jasper)

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    Sitting on the sidewalk Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500. (Galveston)

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    Collegiate football Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. (Beaumont)

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    Dusting a building It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. (Clarendon)

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    Lewd dress Appearing in public places wearing “lewd dress” is prohibited. (El Paso)

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    Inhaling fumes No person shall inhale fumes from model glue. (Galveston)

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    Beer Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (Houston)

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    Owning dildos Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

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    Throwing confetti It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crops), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. (Borger)

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    Milking cows It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

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    Driving a motor car It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. (Galveston)

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    Limburger cheese It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. (Houston)

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    For Sale sign on a car It is illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street. (Richardson)

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    Idle or loiter anyplace It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. (Abilene)

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