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Weird Laws in Wisconsin
List of strange state laws on the books in Wisconsin. These rules and regulations were passed by the Wisconsin state legislature, or in an individual in Wisconsin city, and for one reason or another, were never overturned, remaining active on the books until this day. Almost every city and state has some outdated, old-fashioned or even nonsensical laws on the books, and they can come about for a variety of reasons. Most frequently, the laws appeared in the books following a court ruling on a specific case, that then set a common law precedent from that point on.
Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants.)
Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Wisconsin, let me know in the comments below.
Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants.)
Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Wisconsin, let me know in the comments below.
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Offensive looking
“ If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. (Milwaukee) „ - 2Up 9Down 1
Apple pie
“ State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. „ - 3Up 10Down 2
Livestock
“ Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. „ - 4Up 7Down 0
Prank phone calls.
“ It is unlawful for one to allow another to use the first person’s telephone in order to make prank phone calls. (Brookfield) „ - 5Up 7Down 1
Tattooing
“ Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes. (Brookfield) „ - 6Up 9Down 3
Butter substitutes
“ Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. „ - 7Up 7Down 2
State of arousal
“ No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. (Kenosha) „ - 8Up 5Down 1
Kissing on train
“ It is illegal to kiss on a train. „ - 9Up 5Down 1
Unclothed mannequin
“ It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. (La Crosse) „ - 10Up 4Down 0
Definition of rape
“ The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. „ - 11Up 6Down 3
Sitting on parked vehicle
“ No one may sit on another’s parked vehicle without expressed consent of the owner. (Hudson) „ - 12Up 5Down 2
Worrying a squirrel
“ You cannot “worry a squirrel. (La Crosse) „ - 13Up 4Down 1
Riding a bicycle
“ Persons may not ride a bicycle with their hands off the handlebars. (Sun Prairie) „ - 14Up 5Down 3
Cats in cemetery
“ Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries. (Sun Prairie) „ - 15Up 2Down 0
Camp in a wagon
“ One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars. „ - 16Up 4Down 3
Wearing anything red
“ Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. (St. Croix) „ - 17Up 2Down 1
Manual flushed urinals
“ The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals. „ - 18Up 1Down 0
Parking for over two hours
“ An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. (Milwaukee) „ - 19Up 1Down 0
Checkers
“ It is illegal to play checkers in public. (La Crosse) „ - 20Up 1Down 0
Screens on windows
“ Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1. (Hudson) „ - 21Up 2Down 2
Cutting woman's hair
“ It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair. „ - 22Up 0Down 0
Playing flute and
“ It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. (Milwaukee) „ - 23Up 0Down 0
Returning books
“ If a person shall fail to return books he/she has checked out from the library, that person should return their library card to the library until the books are returned. (Wauwatosa) „ - 24Up 0Down 0
Putting litter
“ You are not allowed to put litter into someone else’s trash receptacle without express permission. (Hudson) „ - 25Up 0Down 0
Wake a fireman
“ It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (Racine) „ - 26Up 0Down 1
Throwing rocks
“ It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car. „ - 27Up 0Down 2
Unremoved snow
“ Unremoved snow on one’s property is considered a public nuisance. (Sun Prairie) „ -
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