Government The Weirdest Jobs in the White House  

Kellen Perry
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List Rules Vote up the strangest jobs you had no idea the White House had a need for.

The people who work at the White House work simultaneously at a museum, a fortress, an office, and a residence. This leads to plenty of weird White House jobs being available for those who don't mind the security and scrutiny that comes with the job. Some people even choose to work at the White House for free as a service to their country (and maybe a bit of free publicity).

Some weird jobs in the White House are just like regular jobs, but the President is there (barber, portrait artist, chimney sweep) and some are unlike anything else out there ("Body Man," social aide, Vice President). Strange jobs in the White House can also be strange just because of the sheer enormity of the task at hand (Executive Chef, Engineer, Calligrapher). Read on for a detailed look at weird jobs at the White House.

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Chimney Sweep


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Current White House Chimney Sweep Jeff Schmittinger is a character, for sure. He refuses to be paid for the gig, for a start: he volunteered during the Clinton administration, they took him up on the offer, and he's been at it ever since. He also keeps an old-fashioned chimney sweep costume (think Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins) in his vehicle at all times, just in case a customer wants that "experience." Wearing the costume, he's also the official mascot of the annual German Fest in Milwaukee. The website for his full-time gig ("Wisconsin Chimney Technicians") is super-charming, too, featuring Jeff in his full regalia on the White House roof, holding an American flag.

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Social Aide


Social Aide is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Weirdest Jobs in the White House
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White House social aides are typically volunteers from the military that attend social functions (in their finest military attire) and help make guests feel comfortable. They receive no extra pay for this task, but they get to dance and mingle with actors and actresses, literal princesses, and other esteemed guests. The best part about being a social aide, besides marrying the president's daughter, has to be the celebrity stories. Ginger Rogers admitted to one aide that she used to tape her butt cheeks together to make her dresses look better. Jamie Lee Curtis required two aides to fix her broken strapless dress. Chevy Chase told one aide to introduce him as "Clark W. Griswold."

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'Body Man'


'Body Man' is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Weirdest Jobs in the White House
Photo:  Pete Souza/WikiMedia Commons/Public Domain

Also known as a "Special Assistant and Personal Aide," the President's "Body Man" takes care of their personal needs. The role is sometimes considered to be "part valet, part buddy" and was famously filled by President Obama's so-called "little brother," Reggie Love, from 2008-2011. Obama jokingly called him "iReggie" (“I have an iReggie, who has my books, my newspapers, my music all in one place") and the two frequently played basketball together. Love also kept the President supplied with Nicorette gum while he was quitting smoking.

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Portrait Artist


Portrait Artist is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Weirdest Jobs in the White House
Photo:  Aaron Shikler/WikiMedia Commons/Public Domain

While not an official position at the White House, the role of Portrait Artist is one that is nonetheless filled with every new elected President. It's a weird, unpredictable gig, too: Théobald Chartran was commissioned to do President Theodore Roosevelt's portrait in 1902, but Roosevelt hated it so much he destroyed it (he thought it wasn't masculine enough). John Singer Sargent was brought in to do another one, which Roosevelt loved (after giving Sargent a notoriously hard time). President John F. Kennedy's was done posthumously, requiring painter Aaron Shikler to cobble it together from photographs (Kennedy's body is actually his brother Ted's body).