- 1Says; "Hey guys, I'm here to party, pound a few with my friends, and keep my eye on the Sportscenter I already watched earlier. Have you seen the label? I believe it is the sexiest looking bottle out there. Look at the splashing wave, it's like, should I surf it? Or drink it? I'm not going to spring for the $1 dollar extra import, because I love America! What? Anheuser-Busch got bought out by WHO?"
- 2Says; "Me and Nick Lachey LOVE this stuff. I wish we could hang out."
- 4Says; "Hey, I can handle a really dark beer. I also would LOVE to tell you about backpacking through Ireland, cause, we all know American Guinness is NOTHING like the magic Guinness they make there. Want to talk about the best hostels to stay at? I have a list of my favorites in my pocket."
- 5Says; "WHERE is my lime? I'm awesome, I wish this bar had hammocks. Let's all jetset to Cabo this weekend. Somebody better put on a Jimmy Buffet tune before I throw my flip flop at the bouncer. You hear me Senorita?"
- 6Says; "I love my beer, I don't mess around with that light s**t, I'm obviously not a p***y... But why isn't there an orange in here?"
- 9Says; "Hey, I'm homeless... Where's my bus?"
- 10Says; "They totally ran out of Keystone Light. I'm sorry."
- 11Says; "Yeah? You see that? That's my Stella... I even have a special beer glass for it... That's right... Plus, chick's love this stuff... Let's not make any mistake about it, I even pronounced it right. 'Ar-Twaa'... Say it... 'Ar-Twaa'...Did you even GO to grad school?"
- 12Says; "I haven't ever heard of Pacifico, Tecate, or Modelo Especial before. I love their relaxing commercials, I would TOTALLY skip my Blackberry across the ocean like a rock too... Uno mas!"
- 14Says; "GO PATS!!!! Oh my god, is that Tom Brady? I wish Brady was here so I could buy him a wicked sweet Sam Adams and we could drink to this wicked sweet baaahhhhr"
Keep it in the Northeast.
- 15Says, "I'm either 75 years old, or I'm going ice fishing."