Says; "Hey guys, I'm here to party, pound a few with my friends, and keep my eye on the Sportscenter I already watched earlier. Have you seen the label? I believe it is the sexiest looking bottle out there. Look at the splashing wave, it's like, should I surf it? Or drink it? I'm not going to spring for the $1 dollar extra import, because I love America! What? Anheuser-Busch got bought out by WHO?"
#10 on The Best Beers for a Partysee more on Bud Light
Says; "Me and Nick Lachey LOVE this stuff. I wish we could hang out."
#13 on The Best Beers for a Partysee more on Miller Lite
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Says; "Hey, I can handle a really dark beer. I also would LOVE to tell you about backpacking through Ireland, cause, we all know American Guinness is NOTHING like the magic Guinness they make there. Want to talk about the best hostels to stay at? I have a list of my favorites in my pocket."
#1 on The Top Beer Companies
#14 on The Best Tasting Light Beers
#4 on The Best Alcohol Brandssee more on Guinness
Says; "WHERE is my lime? I'm awesome, I wish this bar had hammocks. Let's all jetset to Cabo this weekend. Somebody better put on a Jimmy Buffet tune before I throw my flip flop at the bouncer. You hear me Senorita?"
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Says; "I love my beer, I don't mess around with that light s**t, I'm obviously not a p***y... But why isn't there an orange in here?"
#55 on The Best American Beerssee more on Pyramid Hefeweizen
#17 on The Best Beers for a Partysee more on Amstel Light
#24 on The Best Tasting Light Beers
#29 on The Best Low Alcohol Beersee more on Keystone Light