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By G_Rubis
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What Does Your Beer Say About You?
So it's Guys/Girl's Night Out. You're either out at the bars, or chilling with a case. Here's what your drink choice says about you to everyone else.

Rank
Name
Blog Text
Brewery / Brand
Region
% Alcohol
First Brewed
Country
Style
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1Says; "Hey guys, I'm here to party, pound a few with my friends, and keep my eye on the Sportscenter I already watched earlier. Have you seen the label? I believe it is the sexiest looking bottle out there. Look at the splashing wave, it's like, should I surf it? Or drink it? I'm not going to spring for the $1 dollar extra import, because I love America! What? Anheuser-Busch got bought out by WHO?"Buddyengland
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2Says; "Me and Nick Lachey LOVE this stuff. I wish we could hang out."Miller Brewing4.2Lite American Lager
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3Coors OriginalSays; "If we're not in a snowy log cabin, then I'm here to kill somebody with my axe, which is obviously in my truck. Never mind, want to go camping? I have some wood at my house that we can chop. How come everyone else isn't rocking a beard and a Carhartt shirt?"
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4Says; "Hey, I can handle a really dark beer. I also would LOVE to tell you about backpacking through Ireland, cause, we all know American Guinness is NOTHING like the magic Guinness they make there. Want to talk about the best hostels to stay at? I have a list of my favorites in my pocket."GuinnessDublin4.11759IrelandStout
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5Says; "WHERE is my lime? I'm awesome, I wish this bar had hammocks. Let's all jetset to Cabo this weekend. Somebody better put on a Jimmy Buffet tune before I throw my flip flop at the bouncer. You hear me Senorita?"Cerveceria ModeloMexico4.6
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6Says; "I love my beer, I don't mess around with that light shit, I'm obviously not a pussy... But why isn't there an orange in here?"Pyramid Breweries, Inc.United States5.0
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7Amstel LightSays; "Where the hell did I put my Kindle?Wow...Look at that guy drinking Bud Light, OBVIOUSLY he doesn't even read books... Especially not by the fireplace, like I do."
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8Keystone LightSays; I'm not afraid to like this cheap, fun, collegiate favorite. It's also a lot like canoeing, it's pretty close to water!! Whatever, Stones are awesome! Hopefully I save them for sporting events, poolside, at the beach, or among close friends. I know it's nothing impressive, and I'm never going to hear a girl be like "Um, no, I don't want a vodka soda, I'll take a Stone instead." Who cares, it's smooth, even when I'm not."
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9Says; "Hey, I'm homeless... Where's my bus?"Steel Brewing CompanyUnited States8.1
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10Says; "They totally ran out of Keystone Light. I'm sorry."Anheuser-Busch
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11Says; "Yeah? You see that? That's my Stella... I even have a special beer glass for it... That's right... Plus, chick's love this stuff... Let's not make any mistake about it, I even pronounced it right. 'Ar-Twaa'... Say it... 'Ar-Twaa'...Did you even GO to grad school?"5.0
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12Says; "I haven't ever heard of Pacifico, Tecate, or Modelo Especial before. I love their relaxing commercials, I would TOTALLY skip my Blackberry across the ocean like a rock too... Uno mas!"Cerveceria ModeloMexico4.6
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13Heineken LightSays; "I don't need some light domestic beer to watch my calorie intake. I can comfortably drink this more expensive option, with the ability to also look like I have a good job and don't live in a trailer. Plus, I love a beer that matches my VW Golf."
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14Says; "GO PATS!!!! Oh my god, is that Tom Brady? I wish Brady was here so I could buy him a wicked sweet Sam Adams and we could drink to this wicked sweet baaahhhhr" Keep it in the Northeast.Samuel AdamsUnited States4.75
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15Says, "I'm either 75 years old, or I'm going ice fishing."strohUnited States4.6
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