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So it's Guys/Girl's Night Out. You're either out at the bars, or chilling with a case. Here's what your drink choice says about you to everyone else.
Bud Light is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Does Your Beer Say About You?
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Says; "Hey guys, I'm here to party, pound a few with my friends, and keep my eye on the Sportscenter I already watched earlier. Have you seen the label? I believe it is the sexiest looking bottle out there. Look at the splashing wave, it's like, should I surf it? Or drink it? I'm not going to spring for the $1 dollar extra import, because I love America! What? Anheuser-Busch got bought out by WHO?" see more on Bud Light
Miller Lite is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Does Your Beer Say About You?
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Says; "Me and Nick Lachey LOVE this stuff. I wish we could hang out." see more on Miller Lite
Guinness is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Does Your Beer Say About You?
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Says; "Hey, I can handle a really dark beer. I also would LOVE to tell you about backpacking through Ireland, cause, we all know American Guinness is NOTHING like the magic Guinness they make there. Want to talk about the best hostels to stay at? I have a list of my favorites in my pocket." see more on Guinness
Cerveceria Modelo Pacifico Cla... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What Does Your Beer Say About You?
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Says; "WHERE is my lime? I'm awesome, I wish this bar had hammocks. Let's all jetset to Cabo this weekend. Somebody better put on a Jimmy Buffet tune before I throw my flip flop at the bouncer. You hear me Senorita?" see more on Cerveceria Modelo Pacifico Clara
Pyramid Hefeweizen is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What Does Your Beer Say About You?
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Says; "I love my beer, I don't mess around with that light s**t, I'm obviously not a p***y... But why isn't there an orange in here?" see more on Pyramid Hefeweizen