What Does Your Beer Say About You?
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What Does Your Beer Say About You?

So it's Guys/Girl's Night Out. You're either out at the bars, or chilling with a case. Here's what your drink choice says about you to everyone else.



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Name

Blog Text

Brewery / Brand

Region

% Alcohol

First Brewed

Country

Style

  • 1
    Bud Light_Beer_General
    Says; "Hey guys, I'm here to party, pound a few with my friends, and keep my eye on the Sportscenter I already watched earlier. Have you seen the label? I believe it is the sexiest looking bottle out there. Look at the splashing wave, it's like, should I surf it? Or drink it? I'm not going to spring for the $1 dollar extra import, because I love America! What? Anheuser-Busch got bought out by WHO?"
    Buddy
    england
  • 2
    Miller Lite_Beer_General
    Says; "Me and Nick Lachey LOVE this stuff. I wish we could hang out."
    Miller Brewing
    4.2
    Lite American Lager
  • 3
    Coors Original _Beer
    Coors Original
    Says; "If we're not in a snowy log cabin, then I'm here to kill somebody with my axe, which is obviously in my truck. Never mind, want to go camping? I have some wood at my house that we can chop. How come everyone else isn't rocking a beard and a Carhartt shirt?"
  • 4
    Guinness_Beer_General
    Says; "Hey, I can handle a really dark beer. I also would LOVE to tell you about backpacking through Ireland, cause, we all know American Guinness is NOTHING like the magic Guinness they make there. Want to talk about the best hostels to stay at? I have a list of my favorites in my pocket."
    Guinness
    Dublin
    4.1
    1759
    Ireland
    Stout
  • 5
    Cerveceria Modelo Pacifico Clara_Beer_General
    Says; "WHERE is my lime? I'm awesome, I wish this bar had hammocks. Let's all jetset to Cabo this weekend. Somebody better put on a Jimmy Buffet tune before I throw my flip flop at the bouncer. You hear me Senorita?"
    Cerveceria Modelo
    Mexico
    4.6
  • 6
    Pyramid Hefeweizen_Beer_General
    Says; "I love my beer, I don't mess around with that light shit, I'm obviously not a pussy... But why isn't there an orange in here?"
    Pyramid Breweries, Inc.
    United States
    5.0
  • 7
    Amstel Light_Beer
    Amstel Light
    Says; "Where the hell did I put my Kindle?Wow...Look at that guy drinking Bud Light, OBVIOUSLY he doesn't even read books... Especially not by the fireplace, like I do."
  • 8
    Keystone Light _Beer
    Keystone Light
    Says; I'm not afraid to like this cheap, fun, collegiate favorite. It's also a lot like canoeing, it's pretty close to water!! Whatever, Stones are awesome! Hopefully I save them for sporting events, poolside, at the beach, or among close friends. I know it's nothing impressive, and I'm never going to hear a girl be like "Um, no, I don't want a vodka soda, I'll take a Stone instead." Who cares, it's smooth, even when I'm not."
  • 9
    Steel Reserve_Beer_General
    Says; "Hey, I'm homeless... Where's my bus?"
    Steel Brewing Company
    United States
    8.1
  • 10
    Natural Light_Beer_General
    Says; "They totally ran out of Keystone Light. I'm sorry."
    Anheuser-Busch
  • 11
    Stella Artois_Beer_General
    Says; "Yeah? You see that? That's my Stella... I even have a special beer glass for it... That's right... Plus, chick's love this stuff... Let's not make any mistake about it, I even pronounced it right. 'Ar-Twaa'... Say it... 'Ar-Twaa'...Did you even GO to grad school?"
    5.0
  • 12
    Cerveceria Modelo Corona Extra_Beer_General
    Says; "I haven't ever heard of Pacifico, Tecate, or Modelo Especial before. I love their relaxing commercials, I would TOTALLY skip my Blackberry across the ocean like a rock too... Uno mas!"
    Cerveceria Modelo
    Mexico
    4.6
  • 13
    Heineken Light_Beer
    Heineken Light
    Says; "I don't need some light domestic beer to watch my calorie intake. I can comfortably drink this more expensive option, with the ability to also look like I have a good job and don't live in a trailer. Plus, I love a beer that matches my VW Golf."
  • 14
    Samuel Adams Boston Lager_Beer_General
    Says; "GO PATS!!!! Oh my god, is that Tom Brady? I wish Brady was here so I could buy him a wicked sweet Sam Adams and we could drink to this wicked sweet baaahhhhr" Keep it in the Northeast.
    Samuel Adams
    United States
    4.75
  • 15
    Stroh Brewery Old Milwaukee_Beer_General
    Says, "I'm either 75 years old, or I'm going ice fishing."
    stroh
    United States
    4.6

Comments


comment   by anonymous on March 18, 2010 09:24 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
I like this and i drink daily ..... my friends are not sleep without take it...

comment by TotesMagotes on March 06, 2010 01:14 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
Hahha this list is good. I specifically like the natty light one- it's so truee

comment by Greg on December 04, 2009 20:17 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
now we need a list of what your beer belly says about you

comment by kristen1985 on December 04, 2009 18:44 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
Just curious. What does a Mike's Hard Lemonade say about a man?

comment   by anonymous on December 03, 2009 21:30 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
this is a funny list

comment by hehateme on December 03, 2009 19:37 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
What would anchor steam say about me. its by far the most underrated beer out there. TRY IT!!

comment by kristen1985 on December 01, 2009 18:39 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
I wish I could be the girl in the natural light commercials. plus those commercials are so funny.

comment by kpb456 on December 03, 2009 21:32 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
those commercials are classic. i love how natty lights have commercials now. they are the definition of college student.

comment by Greg on December 04, 2009 20:17 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
low budget = low quality but if it gets 'em drunk, it's good enough

comment   by anonymous on November 06, 2009 22:49 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
meh, work on your technique

comment   by anonymous on November 21, 2009 11:06 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
yes

comment   by anonymous on November 06, 2009 22:32 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
good idea, but not funny. it would have been easier to just say 'anyone who drinks light beer is a C***'

comment   by anonymous on November 21, 2009 11:07 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
yes

comment by   V757A on November 06, 2009 19:49 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
woah, you need to chill. not funny at all... and natural light is not a keystone backup that it insulting

comment   by anonymous on September 24, 2009 04:39 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
where the hell did I put my kindle ...hahahaha..I know this amstel drinker

comment   by anonymous on September 08, 2009 03:51 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
hahahah clever..and cool

comment by   ruby on September 03, 2009 05:37 about What Does Your Beer Say About You?
this is funny as hell G . Liquid babay !!

  







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