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What Does Your Beer Say About You?

G_Rubis G_Rubis 116,807 views 15 items
So it's Guys/Girl's Night Out. You're either out at the bars, or chilling with a case. Here's what your drink choice says about you to everyone else.
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    Bud Light

    Says; "Hey guys, I'm here to party, pound a few with my friends, and keep my eye on the Sportscenter I already watched earlier. Have you seen the label? I believe it is the sexiest looking bottle out there. Look at the splashing wave, it's like, should I surf it? Or drink it? I'm not going to spring for the $1 dollar extra import, because I love America! What? Anheuser-Busch got bought out by WHO?"
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    Miller Lite

    Says; "Me and Nick Lachey LOVE this stuff. I wish we could hang out."
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    Coors Original

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    Guinness

    Says; "Hey, I can handle a really dark beer. I also would LOVE to tell you about backpacking through Ireland, cause, we all know American Guinness is NOTHING like the magic Guinness they make there. Want to talk about the best hostels to stay at? I have a list of my favorites in my pocket."
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    Cerveceria Modelo Pacifico Clara

    Says; "WHERE is my lime? I'm awesome, I wish this bar had hammocks. Let's all jetset to Cabo this weekend. Somebody better put on a Jimmy Buffet tune before I throw my flip flop at the bouncer. You hear me Senorita?"

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  1. Carey Traino
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 10/24/2012 4:30 PM
    Haven't thought of what your beer says about you for a long time.
  2. Nohbdy
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 4/16/2012 2:11 PM
    What about Michelob?
  3. BobSheck
    Samuel Adams Boston Lager at 3/03/2011 11:12 AM
    best beer presented so far. . .
  4. Kumar
    Samuel Adams Boston Lager at 9/07/2010 12:43 PM
    It's also brewed in the midwest. Cincinnati, OH.
  5. Annoyed
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 9/07/2010 12:37 PM
    If you eliminated the worthless comment section at the bottom of the page you would not need to break the list into three pages. Get real. It's 2010, I'm not on dial up anymore
  6. fred
    Keystone Light at 9/07/2010 12:07 PM
    Did Keystone sponsor this list? Seriously - nobody thinks Keystone is good. No amount of viral marketing is going to replace that.
  7. Jeff
    Samuel Adams Boston Lager at 7/28/2010 8:58 AM
    Awe come on - Sam Adams has to be the best mass produced American Beer out there - and I live in the Midwest.
  8. Anonymous
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 3/18/2010 2:24 AM
    I like this and i drink daily ..... my friends are not sleep without take it...

  9. TotesMagotes
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 3/05/2010 5:14 PM
    Hahha this list is good. I specifically like the natty light one- it's so truee
  10. Greg
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 12/04/2009 12:17 PM
    now we need a list of what your beer belly says about you
  11. kristen1985
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 12/04/2009 10:44 AM
    Just curious. What does a Mike's Hard Lemonade say about a man?
  12. Anonymous
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 12/03/2009 1:30 PM
    this is a funny list
  13. Anonymous
    Coors Original at 12/03/2009 1:29 PM
    haughkajg
  14. hehateme
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 12/03/2009 11:37 AM
    What would anchor steam say about me. its by far the most underrated beer out there. TRY IT!!
  15. kristen1985
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 12/01/2009 10:39 AM
    I wish I could be the girl in the natural light commercials. plus those commercials are so funny.
    1. kpb456
      What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 12/03/2009 1:32 PM
      those commercials are classic. i love how natty lights have commercials now. they are the definition of college student.
      1. Greg
        What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 12/04/2009 12:17 PM
        low budget = low quality
        but if it gets 'em drunk, it's good enough
  16. Anonymous
    Bud Light at 11/21/2009 3:00 AM
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  17. Anonymous
    Bud Light at 11/21/2009 2:59 AM
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  18. Anonymous
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 11/06/2009 2:49 PM
    meh, work on your technique
    1. Anonymous
      What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 11/21/2009 3:06 AM
      yes
  19. Anonymous
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 11/06/2009 2:32 PM
    good idea, but not funny.



    it would have been easier to just say 'anyone who drinks light beer is a C***'
    1. Anonymous
      What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 11/21/2009 3:07 AM
      yes
  20. V757A
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 11/06/2009 11:49 AM
    woah, you need to chill. not funny at all... and natural light is not a keystone backup that it insulting
  21. Anonymous
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 9/23/2009 9:39 PM
    where the h**l did I put my kindle ...hahahaha..I know this amstel drinker
  22. Anonymous
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 9/07/2009 8:51 PM
    hahahah clever..and cool
  23. ruby
    What Does Your Beer Say About You? at 9/02/2009 10:37 PM
    this is funny as h**l G . Liquid babay !!

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