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What Does Your Beer Say About You?

So it's Guys/Girl's Night Out. You're either out at the bars, or chilling with a case. Here's what your drink choice says about you to everyone else.
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  • Bud Light What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "Hey guys, I'm here to party, pound a few with my friends, and keep my eye on the Sportscenter I already watched earlier. Have you seen the label? I believe it is the sexiest looking bottle out there. Look at the splashing wave, it's like, should I surf it? Or drink it? I'm not going to spring for the $1 dollar extra import, because I love America! What? Anheuser-Busch got bought out by WHO?"
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    Anheuser-Busch
  • Miller Lite What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "Me and Nick Lachey LOVE this stuff. I wish we could hang out."
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    Miller Brewing 4.2 Lite American Lager
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    Coors Original
    Coors Original  What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "If we're not in a snowy log cabin, then I'm here to kill somebody with my axe, which is obviously in my truck. Never mind, want to go camping? I have some wood at my house that we can chop. How come everyone else isn't rocking a beard and a Carhartt shirt?"
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  • Guinness What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "Hey, I can handle a really dark beer. I also would LOVE to tell you about backpacking through Ireland, cause, we all know American Guinness is NOTHING like the magic Guinness they make there. Want to talk about the best hostels to stay at? I have a list of my favorites in my pocket."
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    Guinness Dublin 4.1 1759 Ireland Stout
  • Cerveceria Modelo Pacifico Clara What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "WHERE is my lime? I'm awesome, I wish this bar had hammocks. Let's all jetset to Cabo this weekend. Somebody better put on a Jimmy Buffet tune before I throw my flip flop at the bouncer. You hear me Senorita?"
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    Cerveceria Modelo Mexico 4.6
  • Pyramid Hefeweizen What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "I love my beer, I don't mess around with that light shit, I'm obviously not a pussy... But why isn't there an orange in here?"
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    Pyramid Breweries, Inc. United States 5.0
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    Amstel Light
    Amstel Light What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "Where the hell did I put my Kindle?Wow...Look at that guy drinking Bud Light, OBVIOUSLY he doesn't even read books... Especially not by the fireplace, like I do."
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    Keystone Light
    Keystone Light  What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; I'm not afraid to like this cheap, fun, collegiate favorite. It's also a lot like canoeing, it's pretty close to water!! Whatever, Stones are awesome! Hopefully I save them for sporting events, poolside, at the beach, or among close friends. I know it's nothing impressive, and I'm never going to hear a girl be like "Um, no, I don't want a vodka soda, I'll take a Stone instead." Who cares, it's smooth, even when I'm not."
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  • Steel Reserve What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "Hey, I'm homeless... Where's my bus?"
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    Steel Brewing Company United States 8.1
  • Natural Light What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "They totally ran out of Keystone Light. I'm sorry."
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    Anheuser-Busch
  • Stella Artois What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "Yeah? You see that? That's my Stella... I even have a special beer glass for it... That's right... Plus, chick's love this stuff... Let's not make any mistake about it, I even pronounced it right. 'Ar-Twaa'... Say it... 'Ar-Twaa'...Did you even GO to grad school?"
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    5.0
  • Cerveceria Modelo Corona Extra What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "I haven't ever heard of Pacifico, Tecate, or Modelo Especial before. I love their relaxing commercials, I would TOTALLY skip my Blackberry across the ocean like a rock too... Uno mas!"
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    Cerveceria Modelo Mexico 4.6
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    Heineken Light
    Heineken Light What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "I don't need some light domestic beer to watch my calorie intake. I can comfortably drink this more expensive option, with the ability to also look like I have a good job and don't live in a trailer. Plus, I love a beer that matches my VW Golf."
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  • Samuel Adams Boston Lager What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says; "GO PATS!!!! Oh my god, is that Tom Brady? I wish Brady was here so I could buy him a wicked sweet Sam Adams and we could drink to this wicked sweet baaahhhhr"

    Keep it in the Northeast.
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    Samuel Adams United States 4.75
  • Stroh Brewery Old Milwaukee What Does Your Beer Say About You? Food & Drink
    Says, "I'm either 75 years old, or I'm going ice fishing."
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    Stroh Brewery United States 4.6

 

 

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  by anonymous at March 18, 2010 02:24
I like this and i drink daily ..... my friends are not sleep without take it...

by TotesMagotes at March 05, 2010 17:14
Hahha this list is good. I specifically like the natty light one- it's so truee

by Greg at December 04, 2009 12:17
now we need a list of what your beer belly says about you

by kristen1985 at December 04, 2009 10:44
Just curious. What does a Mike's Hard Lemonade say about a man?

  by anonymous at December 03, 2009 13:30
this is a funny list

by hehateme at December 03, 2009 11:37
What would anchor steam say about me. its by far the most underrated beer out there. TRY IT!!

by kristen1985 at December 01, 2009 10:39
I wish I could be the girl in the natural light commercials. plus those commercials are so funny.

by kpb456 at December 03, 2009 13:32
those commercials are classic. i love how natty lights have commercials now. they are the definition of college student.

by Greg at December 04, 2009 12:17
low budget = low quality but if it gets 'em drunk, it's good enough

  by anonymous at November 06, 2009 14:49
meh, work on your technique

  by anonymous at November 21, 2009 03:06
yes

  by anonymous at November 06, 2009 14:32
good idea, but not funny. it would have been easier to just say 'anyone who drinks light beer is a C***'

  by anonymous at November 21, 2009 03:07
yes

by V757A at November 06, 2009 11:49
woah, you need to chill. not funny at all... and natural light is not a keystone backup that it insulting

  by anonymous at September 23, 2009 21:39
where the hell did I put my kindle ...hahahaha..I know this amstel drinker

  by anonymous at September 07, 2009 20:51
hahahah clever..and cool

by ruby at September 02, 2009 22:37
this is funny as hell G . Liquid babay !!
 

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