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'What's Your Number' quotes from the 2011 Anna Faris comedy are definitely hilarious. Faris plays Ally Darling, a single woman who starts to wonder whether she'll ever find true love. Ally decides that tracking down her ex-boyfriends (all 19 of them) might hold the key to her happiness. Did her exes get better with time? Ally's about to find out, with the help of her hot neighbor, Colin (Chris Evans). See a 'What's Your Number' movie quote you absolutely love? Vote it up! And, if you don't see your favorite quote on this list, add it!

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20 Or More

Jamie: "In America, 96 percent of women who have been with 20 or more lovers can't find a husband."

This quote is from a magazine article the girls are reading. And it sets Ally on her ear, as she realizes she's about to hit that 'magic' number.
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Eliza Doolittle

Ally: "You can cross Simon off the list."
Colin: "What happened?"
Ally: "My British accent was a little rusty and halfway through darts I started sounding like Eliza Doolitte."

Uptight Brit Simon is one of Ally's exes. One small problem: He thinks she's British too.
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The Right Guy

Ally: "How many relationships do I have to have before I meet the right guy?"

Apparently, at least 19.
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Locked Out

Ally: "Do you think the woman coming out of your apartment could have helped you with the being locked out problem?"
Colin: "I look at it as trying to avoid her feelings."

Ally's hunky neighbor, Colin (Chris Evans), seems to have some serious commitment issues. Actually, he's a flat-out player, and who better to help Ally understand her own issues, right?
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My Sister's Wedding

Ally: "I was thinking that maybe you'd want to be my date to my sister's wedding."
Boyfriend Rick: "Are your parents going to be there?"
Ally: "At my sister's wedding? I think so."
Boyfriend Rick: "Just feels a little serious..."

Poor Ally. Boyfriend Rick is a tool. Time to find a better guy - easier said than done.
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Oh, Ally!

Ally: "Barrett? Oh my God is that you? It's Ally! Ally Darling! We dated?"
Barrett: "Oh, how about that. Let's see how things are going now." (Begins gyno exam) "Ally! Of course!"

Barrett is an OB/Gyn that Ally dated for a few months. He's on her list, she tracks him down - flying to Miami to get a pap smear.
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Rocket Scientist

Disgusting Donald: "This is my fiance, Kara, can you believe it? She's a rocket scientist."
Ally: "I'm marrying a scientist too. Yeah, he doesn't look smart either."

Classic Anna Faris comedy quote - this is what she does best, and Ally is a great character for her. Even though she's not marrying a scientist. Who is, you know, fixing that whole glacier problem...
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Track Down My Exes

Ally: "You help me track down my exes, I'll help you escape yours."
Colin: "You've got a deal."

Ally enlists Colin's help to find her 19 ex-lovers, to find out if any of them might be 'the one.'
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Gerry Perry

Gerry: "You should give me your number, we should catch up." (Puppets begin talking to each other)
Ally: "You know, I think I'm all caught up, but it was great seeing you."
Gerry: (Puppets start making out) "Oh, guys, come on, this is not appropriate behavior."

Ah, Gerry Perry, the Puppeteer. Ally has high hopes when she tracks this one down. Unfortunately, Gerry Perry (Andy Samberg) is still a very bizarre person. Crossed off the list. Fast.
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