When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts Anything

When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts

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From an Israeli model who got bit by a snake and killed it with the poison in her fake bitches to a guy who tried to kill his mom to buy breast implants for his girlfriend, here are the craziest times that a pair of bitches has ever been deadly leading to tragedy, near-death experiences or murder.
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    38KKK Bust Nearly Kills Model

    Note: yes, that main list image you see up there is an actual, real picture of this woman. Feel free to click on it for a larger view.

    Sheyla Hershey, a Brazilian model, recently underwent plastic surgery to enlarge her already humongous 38KKK bitches (the most racist of breast sizes) to an "M" (for Mature) and suffered complications that nearly killed her.

    The model was bed-ridden and struggling to breathe, suffering from a severe staph infection from her previous surgery. Doctors were nearly forced to remove Hershey's natural bitches along with her implants following the complications, which probably would have been a lot like knocking over a years-long sand castle (she worked for years to gradually get her breast sizes up, as it was her dream to have the world's largest bitches.)

    Hershey's bitches each contain about a gallon of silicone implant fluid. Literal milk jugs she's carrying around. Literal milk jugs. Handling those would be much like taking heavy bags of groceries up a flight of stairs with no breaks in between.

    No word yet on whether the model has recovered from her botched boob job, but her bitches have been acknowledged as the largest in the world by the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World Records which, you know, sounds legit.

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    This Jerk's Hilarious Manboobs Made Him Kill People

    Sidney Cornwell is a crip. He's also a killer. A really lucky killer. He and his other crip buddies (that's what they call each other, right?) were hunting for a member of a rival gang (who nobody on earth knows the name of) when the booberific Cornwell opened fire on a porch full of people who might know the person they were looking for. Might.

    Tragically, he accidentally killed a three-year-old in the process. And it's not like that previous entry where the whole accidental part is going to get this guy off a sentence, he accidentally killed someone for f*cking shooting into a crowd.

    So where do the boobs come in?

    Well, this guy apparently had a case of Klinefelter's Syndrome, which basically gives people "b*tch t*ts" like that guy in Fight Club due to an extra X chromosome in their DNA (that's the girly one.) The judge didn't know about Milkjugs McPokeyShirt's condition at the time, so the Governor pardoned his death sentence to just life in prison with no chance of parole.

    He was apparently able to blame the entire incident on psychological issues from his Klinefelter's Syndrome from being bullied way too much as a child due to his round, supple and perky bitches.

    At least this jerk is serving a life sentence. Hopefully they make him run a lot.

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  1. Powerpointer
    When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts at 1/10/2013 6:30 PM
    I'm researching more stuff dealing with deadly breasts .
  2. vald490
    When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts at 6/02/2012 2:53 AM
    nice story
  3. The Executioner
    When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts at 5/11/2012 10:55 AM
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolo_Ferrari
  4. Izzy
    When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts at 3/31/2012 2:19 PM
    Crazy stories!
  5. lawlerson
    When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts at 2/21/2012 4:03 PM
    gotta update those links man.
  6. KissyMcWilly
    German Porn Star "Sexy Cora" Dies after Botched Boob Job at 3/23/2011 12:48 AM
    Not the b*****s fault. It was negligence on the part of the doctors that caused the issue.
  7. KissyMcWilly
    Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning at 3/23/2011 12:47 AM
    It was a lie. Someone made a comment that the snake d***, , then a news network took that as fact and posted it as so. The snake was fine.
  8. munro.hk
    Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning at 3/22/2011 9:31 PM
    Uh it was proven a week ago that that was a lie.
  9. yourmomsmellsfunny
    When Boobs Attack! 7 Stories of Deadly Breasts at 3/22/2011 4:43 PM
    Number 1 is f**king stupid. The snake didn't die from silicone poison and if anything, the chick would have been in the hospital herself for silicone poisoning. Use your brain, it's not difficult to figure out that you're putting something fake on this list. http://www.livescience.com/13277-snake-bit-model-died-wasnt-silicone-poisoning.html

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