Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Dirty talk challenge: list words that sound naughty, but are just English words. No censorship here, and you might even pick up some Scrabble words along the way -- or at least a list of words to feed your dirty mind.

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Balzac

This one is my #1 simply because it is the actual name of a person. I've heard of Hancock, but this one is worse.

Real Definition: French writer and a founder of the realist school of fiction who portrayed the panorama of French society in a body of works known collectively as La Comédie Humaine.

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Jaculate

Are you really at all surprise at what the actual definition is?

Real Definition: to throw or hurl (a dart, javelin, etc.).

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Blowhole

Many would agree that the actual definition is not any different from what you were thinking.

Real Definition: an air or gas vent, esp. one to carry off fumes from a tunnel, underground passage, etc.

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Bangkok

Funny, Funny word. Just say it out loud.

Real Definition: a seaport in and the capital of Thailand, in the S central part, on the Chao Phraya. 4,000,000.

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Uranus

If you don't know what this word means I cannot do anything for you. You should have paid attention in school.

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Crotchety

This is a real word, I promise.

Real Definition: given to odd notions, whims, grouchiness, etc.

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Ramrod

I see you smiling.

Real Definition: cleaning rod for the barrel of a firearm.

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Ballcock

This sure comes in handy.

Real Definition: a device for regulating the supply of water in a tank, cistern, or the like, consisting essentially of a valve connected to a hollow floating ball which by its rise or fall shuts or opens the valve.

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Gesticulate

What are you thinking about you sicko.

Real Definition: to make or use gestures, esp. in an animated or excited manner with or instead of speech

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Titmouse

Use this one in a sentence, it's neither a tit nor a mouse.

Real Definition: any of numerous, widely distributed, small songbirds of the family Paridae, esp. of the genus Parus, having soft, thick plumage and a short, stout, conical bill

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by CoolWhip at June 16, 2010 17:51

YES! Titmouse. LMAO. I created an account on here just to comment on that one. That completely made my day.

by anonymous at April 20, 2010 08:15

Exacerbate.

by anonymous at March 24, 2010 17:42

Penal. Virginia. Homo erectus. Annals. Pussyfoot. Heimlich Maneuver. Bilbo Baggins. Tittilate.

by anonymous at January 20, 2010 01:01

What about "Mastication"?

by $hannnn. at January 13, 2010 06:01

Hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa. Balzac, I love ittt.

by Ian Tindell at January 08, 2010 18:56

Nice. I'd also add rectory.

by anonymous at November 18, 2009 19:00

A friend of mine thinks foccacia is a great curse word.

by hecrocksyou at October 26, 2009 22:03

this has been one of my favs. so funny

by JM at October 08, 2009 13:24

I knew someone with the last name Cox who married someone with the last name Balls. Nothing "dirty" about that announcement but is sounded dirty. You left out "blintz."

by Anon at September 26, 2009 04:55

I can only think that all you guys are American or stupid. Anyone who has English as their first language should know the meaning of these words. Go buy a dictionary and educate yourselves.

by Jay :) at October 04, 2009 10:22

WOW. I am american but i also have a sick sick mind. That doesn't mean i am 'uneducated'. These aren't words I would use in my every day vocabulary. LMAO bangcock....

by PT_Tesla at September 09, 2009 22:06

Ballcock, lol, ramrod, lol

by e_hooligan at September 09, 2009 13:14

I'm in shock! These are all words that I've always thought were dirty but now I know I'm not the only one with a dirty mind

by Yvonne at September 07, 2009 18:57

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL RAMROD. I just can't help it but think dity. LOL

by Sandy at September 07, 2009 18:43

WOW! i feel smarter now. I'm going to start using some to these word for my all day vocabulary (That will make some people laugh) LOL!

by anonymous at December 18, 2009 02:00

yes i too

by Anna at September 09, 2009 12:27

I would use some of these words too; if I could remember how to use them properly :)

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