language Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

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List Rules Vote up the raunchy sounding words that make you chuckle the most.

Dirty talk challenge: list words that sound naughty, but are just English words. No censorship here, and you might even pick up some Scrabble words along the way -- or at least a list of words to feed your dirty mind.
Jaculate is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Jaculate


Are you really at all surprise at what the actual definition is?

Real Definition: to throw or hurl (a dart, javelin, etc.).
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Ballcock


Ballcock is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Titmouse is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Titmouse


Use this one in a sentence, it's neither a tit nor a mouse.

Real Definition: any of numerous, widely distributed, small songbirds of the family Paridae, esp. of the genus Parus, having soft, thick plumage and a short, stout, conical bill
Uranus is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Uranus


If you don't know what this word means I cannot do anything for you. You should have paid attention in school.
Blowhole is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Blowhole


Many would agree that the actual definition is not any different from what you were thinking.

Real Definition: an air or gas vent, esp. one to carry off fumes from a tunnel, underground passage, etc.
Gesticulate is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Gesticulate


What are you thinking about you sicko.

Real Definition: to make or use gestures, esp. in an animated or excited manner with or instead of speech
Balzac is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Balzac


This one is my #1 simply because it is the actual name of a person. I've heard of hancock, but this one is worse.

Real Definition: French writer and a founder of the realist school of fiction who portrayed the panorama of French society in a body of works known collectively as La Com├ędie Humaine.

Ramrod is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't
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Ramrod


I see you smiling.

Real Definition: cleaning rod for the barrel of a firearm.