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Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Dirty talk challenge: list words that sound naughty, but are just English words. No censorship here, and you might even pick up some Scrabble words along the way -- or at least a list of words to feed your dirty mind.

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Name

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1

Balzac

This one is my #1 simply because it is the actual name of a person. I've heard of Hancock, but this one is worse. Real Definition: French writer and a founder of the realist school of fiction who portrayed the panorama of French society in a body of works known collectively as La Comédie Humaine.
2

Jaculate

Are you really at all surprise at what the actual definition is? Real Definition: to throw or hurl (a dart, javelin, etc.).
3

Blowhole

Many would agree that the actual definition is not any different from what you were thinking. Real Definition: an air or gas vent, esp. one to carry off fumes from a tunnel, underground passage, etc.
4

Bangkok

Funny, Funny word. Just say it out loud. Real Definition: a seaport in and the capital of Thailand, in the S central part, on the Chao Phraya. 4,000,000.
5

Uranus

If you don't know what this word means I cannot do anything for you. You should have paid attention in school.
6

Crotchety

This is a real word, I promise. Real Definition: given to odd notions, whims, grouchiness, etc.
7

Ramrod

I see you smiling. Real Definition: cleaning rod for the barrel of a firearm.
8

Ballcock

This sure comes in handy. Real Definition: a device for regulating the supply of water in a tank, cistern, or the like, consisting essentially of a valve connected to a hollow floating ball which by its rise or fall shuts or opens the valve.
9

Gesticulate

What are you thinking about you sicko. Real Definition: to make or use gestures, esp. in an animated or excited manner with or instead of speech
10

Titmouse

Use this one in a sentence, it's neither a tit nor a mouse. Real Definition: any of numerous, widely distributed, small songbirds of the family Paridae, esp. of the genus Parus, having soft, thick plumage and a short, stout, conical bill

Comments

comment by anonymous on January 20, 2010 09:01 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

What about "Mastication"?

comment by $hannnn. on January 13, 2010 14:01 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Hahahahahhahaaaaaaaa. Balzac, I love ittt.

comment by Ian Tindell on January 09, 2010 02:56 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Nice. I'd also add rectory.

comment by anonymous on November 19, 2009 03:00 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

A friend of mine thinks foccacia is a great curse word.

comment by hecrocksyou on October 27, 2009 05:03 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

this has been one of my favs. so funny

comment by JM on October 08, 2009 20:24 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

I knew someone with the last name Cox who married someone with the last name Balls. Nothing "dirty" about that announcement but is sounded dirty. You left out "blintz."

comment by Anon on September 26, 2009 11:55 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

I can only think that all you guys are American or stupid. Anyone who has English as their first language should know the meaning of these words. Go buy a dictionary and educate yourselves.

comment by Jay :) on October 04, 2009 17:22 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

WOW. I am american but i also have a sick sick mind. That doesn't mean i am 'uneducated'. These aren't words I would use in my every day vocabulary. LMAO bangcock....

comment by PT_Tesla on September 10, 2009 05:06 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

Ballcock, lol, ramrod, lol

comment by e_hooligan on September 09, 2009 20:14 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

I'm in shock! These are all words that I've always thought were dirty but now I know I'm not the only one with a dirty mind

comment by Yvonne on September 08, 2009 01:57 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL RAMROD. I just can't help it but think dity. LOL

comment by Sandy on September 08, 2009 01:43 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

WOW! i feel smarter now. I'm going to start using some to these word for my all day vocabulary (That will make some people laugh) LOL!

comment by anonymous on December 18, 2009 10:00 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

yes i too

comment by Anna on September 09, 2009 19:27 about Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

I would use some of these words too; if I could remember how to use them properly :)

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