CrotchetyThis is a real word, I promise.
Real Definition: given to odd notions, whims, grouchiness, etc.
RamrodI see you smiling.
Real Definition: cleaning rod for the barrel of a firearm.
GesticulateWhat are you thinking about you sicko.
Real Definition: to make or use gestures, esp. in an animated or excited manner with or instead of speech
TitmouseUse this one in a sentence, it's neither a tit nor a mouse.
Real Definition: any of numerous, widely distributed, small songbirds of the family Paridae, esp. of the genus Parus, having soft, thick plumage and a short, stout, conical bill
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