BalzacThis one is my #1 simply because it is the actual name of a person. I've heard of hancock, but this one is worse.
Real Definition: French writer and a founder of the realist school of fiction who portrayed the panorama of French society in a body of works known collectively as La Comédie Humaine.
JaculateAre you really at all surprise at what the actual definition is?
Real Definition: to throw or hurl (a dart, javelin, etc.).
BlowholeMany would agree that the actual definition is not any different from what you were thinking.
Real Definition: an air or gas vent, esp. one to carry off fumes from a tunnel, underground passage, etc.
BangkokFunny, Funny word. Just say it out loud.
Real Definition: a seaport in and the capital of Thailand, in the S central part, on the Chao Phraya. 4,000,000.
UranusIf you don't know what this word means I cannot do anything for you. You should have paid attention in school.
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