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Brugmansia - Angel's TrumpetsAvailable in a variety of colors, in case you have a favorite color to honor en route to becoming a zombie, the angel's trumpets flower is as pretty as it is likely to make you go absolutely insane. Whether you eat the seeds, leaves, or pretty downward-facing trumpet flowers, this beast, ripe with various toxins, will cause confusion, diarrhea, hallucinations, a complete disconnect from reality, amnesia, and eventually death. Though sometimes used recreationally, in one instance, some poor misguided guy amputated a few of his own body parts (tongue and penis included!) after just one cup of Brugmansia tea. Don't do drugs, kids.
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Hippomane Mancinella - Little Apple of DeathThough this killer plant doesn't have any scary traps or mechanisms to ensnare prey, it will, quite easily, kill you, just for coming close to it. Brush up against this beast, and you will enjoy a horrible allergic skin infection. Ingest one of the delicious little apples ("manzanillas"), and you can find yourself the proud new owner of nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and seizures - if one of the tree's many toxins don't kill you first.
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Nepenthes Attenboroughii - Giant Pitcher PlantNamed after Sir David Attenborough, this large pitcher plant features a distinctive bell shape filled with fluid and upright lid, all of which is perfect to trap, drown, and kill insects and small rodents. While the jury is still out on whether this carnivorous plant actually does eat rodents, any plant with the capability to consume small animals - a capability this one has - is scary enough.
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Nerium Oleander - Oleander FlowerYou know those gorgeous pink flowers that your neighborhood green-thumb grows? For the love of god, don't eat them or let your animals eat them! This common garden beauty contains a handful of toxins that can cause nausea, a racing heart rate, excess salivation, poor circulation, seizures, coma, and death in both animals and humans. Basically, eat these pretty flowers, and your body self-destructs.
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Ageratina Altissima - White SnakerootFound randomly in the woods, this plant is no joke. Say a cow eats it. The plant won't just hurt the animal, but will also poison the milk and meat of the cow, and any human who consumes either will get horribly sick. For real, thousands have died from consuming the milk from cows who gobbled up this white flower, including Nancy Hanks Lincoln, mother of Abraham Lincoln.
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Aconitum Napellus - MonkshoodFrom the "probably growing in a garden or wooded area close to your home right now" category, this pretty, bluish-purple flower is often dried or just planted for decoration because it looks snazzy. The plant, however, also doubles as a highly lethal cardiac poison - so much so that once upon a time, it was used on spears and arrows to kill enemies and prey.
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Cicuta Douglasii - Western Water HemlockThis perennial, which can grow and adapt to live in various wet climates, has few redeeming qualities and fewer practical uses. Cicutoxin can be found in the plant's roots - while it's extremely yummy for animals, ingestion of under 1% of body weight can lead to death within minutes. It's equally as awful for humans, with the Cicutoxin attacking the central nervous system causing frothing at the mouth, incoordination, tremors, seizures, respiratory failure, and death!
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Utricularia Macrorhiza - Common BladderwortNative to North America and Eastern Asia, the Utricularia macrorhiza or common bladderwort, survives on a balanced diet of tadpoles and crustaceans, both of which it murders as they are passing by in the water. The plant features a bunch of submerged bladders that can detect the motion of a nearby meal, then grab said prey to capture it and suffocate it inside the bladder. Definitely not the best way to die, if you're a tadpole.