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Bet Gone WrongThese guys bet their buddy $100 he couldn't fit into a kiddie swing. No big deal--who hasn't made a stupid bet, right? This guy lubed himself up (with laundry detergent, of all things) and managed to fit in the swing. Of course he got stuck; we all saw that coming. What makes these guys the absolute worst guy friends of all time is that when their friend got stuck, they abandoned him! Left him lubed up and trapped for NINE hours, and when help finally arrived he had to be transported--still in the swing--to the hospital. So remember, if your friend gets stuck in a swing due to a bet you made, you should help him.
Stuck in a Baby Swing for Nine Hours
Your Friend the FelonThese are tough economic times and a lot of people are feeling desperate. If you've got a pal who's in a tight financial spot, maybe you'll even lend him a few bucks. But this guy wasn't going to risk getting turned down for a loan. After chatting with two friends--guys he'd known his entire adult life--for a few minutes, he proceeded to rob them, at gunpoint, of $60. Which definitely qualifies him as one of the worst friends of all time. But at least the close friendship made making a police ID a breeze for his victims.
Victims Knew Robbery Suspect
Real-life Weekend at Bernie'sYou enjoy hanging out with your buddies, and vice versa. Nothing was going to stop the guy fun for these two, not even the Grim Reaper himself. When their friend, 43-year-old Jeffrey Jarrett, passed away, Robert Young and Mark Rubinson stuck the corpse in a car and then had drinks and took money out of an ATM, courtesy of their dead friend. Young’s excuse was that he thought his friend was just passed out, not dead. But a good friend always checks for a pulse!
Weekend at Bernies Duo
Man's Best Friend
Your human friends may let you down, but if there’s one true friend a guy can count on, it’s his dog. A dog will never abandon you, and no dog will ever hold you up at gunpoint. But this dog shows that even man's best friend has a dark side. This poor guy tried to film a romantic marriage proposal, something he and his wife-to-be could treasure forever. His dog, perhaps acting out his own commitment issues, ran up to the camera and blocked the shot. This dog isn’t ready for marriage and he’s not going to sit back and let his buddy go down that path either. And that makes him a great example of how a man's best friend can turn out to be no friend at all.
Office Prank Goes WrongThis sucker thought he was working with his friend to pull a prank on a visitor to their office. Trusting his buddy, he hid inside a wall, waiting patiently until the visitor was alone and he could pop out and surprise him. Instead he got the s**t scared out of him when the supposed victim pulled a gun on him. If your friends are conspiring to get you to wet your pants in fear, they’re not good friends.
Fake Lottery TicketA good friend helps you make your dreams come true. A terrible friend looks at your dreams and decides to use them to sucker punch you in the gut. Guess which path the guy in this video took with his lotto-loving dad? Someone whose idea of fun is to make you literally jump for joy just so he can knock you down is certainly one of the worst guy friends of all time.