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The NBA is often looked at as a platform for its star players to establish an identity for themselves and their brand. Basketball fashion statements are made in a number of ways with shoes and tattoos often at the forefront of the discussion. Then there's the hair. There are a number of things athletes can be known for, but having a unique (read: ugly) hairstyle is one of the most memorable images fans take from the court, and some of these poor NBA hair choices are hard to live down.

From terrible braids, to awful colors and bad blowouts, the NBA has always been a platform for players to show off the bad hairstyles they decided to go with.  There will always be some ill-advised mohawks, mullets, buzz cuts, and some hairstyles that have no name and will leave you speechless. But at the end of the day, the name of the hairstyle doesn't mean a lot because it is more about the look on these athletes with bad hair. The following list will take you on a trip through NBA history to remember some of the worst hairstyles the league has ever seen.

Go ahead: laugh, cringe, vote, and share what is surely some of the worst hair in sports, but definitely the worst hairstyles in the NBA.
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Dennis Rodman


Dennis Rodman is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Ridiculous Hairstyles to Ever Appear in the NBA
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"The Worm," is probably worthy of his own list, but for now he will almost assuredly post up near the top here. A simple online image search for Dennis Rodman will provide enough entertainment for the whole family.

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Andre Miller


Andre Miller is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Ridiculous Hairstyles to Ever Appear in the NBA
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Andre Miller is still in the NBA after all these years. When he looks back on his career, it would be nice to know what exactly he thinks of his decision to go all "Lady of Rage" on us.

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Scot Pollard


Scot Pollard is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Ridiculous Hairstyles to Ever Appear in the NBA
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With career averages of 4.6 rebounds and 4.4 points per game, it is quite impressive that Scot Pollard stuck around for 11 NBA seasons. Sure, it is hard to find 6-foot-11 players with the frame to defend the NBA's best big men on the low block, but Pollard seemingly had one goal while he was on the court. He was in the game to do two things. The first was to foul guys like Shaquille O'Neal and the second was to annoy any opponent who had to face him.

Pollard wore numbers 62 and 66 at different points in his career, which is odd enough. Add in hairstyles like the one seen above and the perfect nuisance is born.
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Joakim Noah


Joakim Noah is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Ridiculous Hairstyles to Ever Appear in the NBA
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On the court, Noah is a jack-of-all-trades and so is his hair. His hair can be put in a bun, a long pony tail, pig tails, under a hat (which makes it looks like he's wearing a fur coat under there), or it can just go with the flow. This terrible mane really can do it all.

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