It's over.....I'm not kidding
When they told me about this one I knew that it was going to be my #1. Scenario: Boy and girl making out. Boy goes to whisper in girl's right ear and whispers, "It's over." Boy continues to kiss girl like before. Boy goes to whisper in girl's left ear and whispers, "I'm not kidding." That is messed up boy, messed up.
I Can Still See You
Middle school was so childish. Scenario: Boy and girl come back from spring break and meet where they usually meet. Boy is with his best friend. Girl says hi to boy, but boy is standing behind best friend and best friend tells girl that boy thinks its best to see other people. Girl looks at boy and says "I can still see you." Boy doesn't look up and keeps hiding behind best friend. Girl walks away. True Story.
It's not you, it's me
We Need to Talk
The Restraining Order
How messed up do you have to be to have enough time to go downtown to the courthouse and sit there for 3 hours filling out paperwork rather that talking to the person face to face? All this means is, you are not worth talking to anymore or even seeing, here's a restraining order to prove it. That's why they go crazy and begin to stalk you you jerks.
Leaving A Voicemail
I think this one is just retarded. Scenario: Boy logs into myspace. Last Log In, a week ago. Boy sees new comments, new comment from girl. It reads, IT'S OVER, STOP CALLING ME, posted a week ago. Every comment after that read, SORRY TO HEAR YOU GUYS BROKE UP. ------Well at least someone new it was over.