It's over.....I'm not kidding
When they told me about this one I knew that it was going to be my #1. Scenario: Boy and girl making out. Boy goes to whisper in girl's right ear and whispers, "It's over." Boy continues to kiss girl like before. Boy goes to whisper in girl's left ear and whispers, "I'm not kidding." That is messed up boy, messed up.
I Can Still See You
Middle school was so childish. Scenario: Boy and girl come back from spring break and meet where they usually meet. Boy is with his best friend. Girl says hi to boy, but boy is standing behind best friend and best friend tells girl that boy thinks its best to see other people. Girl looks at boy and says "I can still see you." Boy doesn't look up and keeps hiding behind best friend. Girl walks away. True Story.
It's not you, it's me
It is always you.
I think everyone has either done this one or have had this done to them. It is always awkward when you see the person after they "have moved" and they are working at McDonald's and they are handing you your big mac. I mean, what do you do, other than pretend you don't know each other?
We Need to Talk
The phone call that last 4 hours with at least 9 to 10 hang ups and call backs while the other end hits ignore and then ends up calling back until the conversation turns into texting. See #9........
The Restraining Order
How messed up do you have to be to have enough time to go downtown to the courthouse and sit there for 3 hours filling out paperwork rather that talking to the person face to face? All this means is, you are not worth talking to anymore or even seeing, here's a restraining order to prove it. That's why they go crazy and begin to stalk you you jerks.
Leaving A Voicemail
"I hope you understand"
"I didn't want to hear you cry."
"It's hurting me more than it's hurting you."
"We've grown apart."
"You're never available for me when I need you, hence the voicemail."
These are all famous break up voicemail lines.
I want to meet the guy or girl who mails the break up letter. How stupid must they feel when they walk up to the mailbox and drop in their letter that always start with something like............these last two whatever years or months have been the best of my life, but..................