Worst Ways/Reasons to Get Dumped

When they told me about this one I knew that it was going to be my #1. Scenario: Boy and girl making out. Boy goes to whisper in girl's right ear and whispers, "It's over." Boy continues to kiss girl like before. Boy goes to whisper in girl's left ear and whispers, "I'm not kidding." That is messed up boy, messed up.

Middle school was so childish. Scenario: Boy and girl come back from spring break and meet where they usually meet. Boy is with his best friend. Girl says hi to boy, but boy is standing behind best friend and best friend tells girl that boy thinks its best to see other people. Girl looks at boy and says "I can still see you." Boy doesn't look up and keeps hiding behind best friend. Girl walks away. True Story.

It is always you.

I think everyone has either done this one or have had this done to them. It is always awkward when you see the person after they "have moved" and they are working at McDonald's and they are handing you your big mac. I mean, what do you do, other than pretend you don't know each other?

The phone call that last 4 hours with at least 9 to 10 hang ups and call backs while the other end hits ignore and then ends up calling back until the conversation turns into texting. See #9........