They call them horrific torture devices, but I can think of several people who would deserve a few hours on at least one.

Pens out, please.

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In the early 20th century, one strange sexually-related "old wives' tale" was if a woman sneezed after sex, she would expel the semen from her body and would not get pregnant. Well, beliefs were even weirder before we came upon something wonderful that we like to call "medical science". Here are 10 weird sex beliefs from a time when if you didn't know something about science, you'd just make it up.

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For the last few years, the Hitler Rant meme has been one of the longest running memes on the internet and has served as the soapbox from which many geeks have found a place to have their viewpoints heard and illustrated with the passion they deserve. These videos are now being taken down from YouTube due to actions of the people who own the original content. So, while we still can, here are the 10 funniest Hitler Rant videos that are still up on YouTube. Now, last time we checked, YouTube doesn't track embeds on its player, so here, embedded, are the 10 best Hitler rant videos that are still up. Honorable mentions to the burning man rant, the Avatar day rant and the original XBox live ban rant -- they were funny while they were up.

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In light of the Catholic church blaming homosexuals for the child rape they are committing, here are the 7 most inane, ridiculous and idiotic things that have been blamed on homosexuals. People in a position of power, including various world leaders and fundamentalist Christians, have been blaming the minority with the least amount of power in the state for a whole slew of insane problems that they were either responsible for or couldn't explain for a long time now. People don't seem to blame homosexuals for something unless they have an agenda to push, and that agenda is usually that of hate.

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In honor of St. Patrick's day, here's a list of 7 things any Irish-respecting person should know about Leprechauns, their legends, and why the Irish know we're all wrong about them.

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We know the world's screwed. Just How screwed, and in what ways specifically?

"The world is a result of our thoughts and ideas. Therefore in order to Change it, we must first change the way we Think."-Albert Einstein

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Oh dear.

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As of August 7th, 2009, these ten amazing individuals are still giving the Grim Reaper the finger and laughing with mirth.

Either that, or Grimmy's somewhere in the tropics, having a beer and predicting death dates on the beach. "I'll be seeing you in 10 years..20 years...oh wow, 80 years...aaaaand I've got an appointment with you tomor - oh, crap, can't you let me finish my beer? *sigh*."

Let's have a round (or 100) for the age-defying relics of past, present and future decades.

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OK, so you’ve built your time machine, great. You’ve created the most powerful and revolutionary device in the history of man, go you. The big question now is where should you go? Well, I’m sure you’ve got a bunch of ideas and a few friends telling you to travel to 1969 for the obvious idiotic reasons as well as to bet on the Jets beating the Colts in Super Bowl III. But there’s a question even more important than where you should go and that’s where you SHOULD UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES EVER GO. The last thing you want to do is travel to the wrong time and place only to end up dead when you get there. That’s where I come in. The following are times and places you should stringently avoid once you start time hopping in your new machine.

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Every so often Science comes out with “facts” that make the T-Rex look like more of a complete wuss than last time Science came out with “facts” that made the King of the Dinosaurs look like a complete wuss. Here’s a few ways Science has made the T-Rex look like a complete wuss.

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Everyone has heard of 9/11 and the tragic events that took place. That said, many do not know about the collapse of WTC Building 7. Luckily, there were no casualties to add onto the Twin Towers number tally. When you are done with this list you will have one of the two conclusions about this event. Either you will believe that the building collapsed due to the fall of the Twin Towers or that there was conspiracy plotted behind it.

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Between Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" and the new "Wolfenstein" game I've been pretty pumped up on the idea of killing Nazis lately. Got me thinking, if I needed to hire a crew to take out the Third Reich who would I hire? Several names come to mind, but seeing as how I favor the "slow and painful" path to death, this must read like the A-list at Pelican Bay: exclusive and dangerous. Feel free to rearrange the list or add your own and help us build our Nazi killing crew!

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So. End of the Mayan calendar eh? 2012 will roll around. Though as the days are counting down it might be an even more anticipated craziness than Y2K. So. We're all gonna die.....or.......Will we all turn into beetles? What's gonna happen? dun...dun...dun.....

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Turkey pardons and turkey pardoning are a longstanding Thanksgiving Day tradition. Ever year, the presidential turkey pardon gives a Thanksgiving turkey a few more months of life, and a trip to Disneyland. Seriously, that's what happens to pardoned turkeys. Here's a list of the most fortunate fowl of the past two decades. http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Category:Presidential_turkey_pardons

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