AdamThomas

AdamThomas

California - United States 33 yrs website
Yo there! Uh, let's see, I occasionally like to write lists here at Ranker, so I hope you enjoy reading them. If not, why in the hell are you reading this? I mean seriously. That doesn't make any sense. If you want to check out anything else I do, read some of my game reviews over at the California Literary Review, or other stuff at Ogeeku.com and the odd article at Geekscape.net. They'll either make you laugh or fill you with rage but past that I make no promises.
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  1. The 10 Most Useless Women in Video Game History

    The 10 Most Useless Women in Video Game History

    All misogyny aside, games don't portray women all that well. I mean, for every FemShep or Chun-li (or heck, even Cooking Mamas), there seem to be about at least a ...
  2. The 10 Greatest Poop Moments in Gaming

    The 10 Greatest Poop Moments in Gaming

    I'm sorry, the following list is pretty sh*tty. I mean crappy. I mean, it's probably something you think I pulled out of my ass. I mean, in theory, one could ...
  3. The 10 Greatest, Fattest, Americans in Video Games

    The 10 Greatest, Fattest, Americans in Video Games

    If there's one thing we're known for in America, it's that we do things bigger than the rest of the world, and this includes our game characters! This list of ...
  4. The 10 Coolest Pointless Moments in Gaming.

    The 10 Coolest Pointless Moments in Gaming.

    "The Devil's in the details". Or was it "God lies in the details"? I'm not sure which quote is more correct, but one things for sure, details ...
  5. The Top 10 Counter-Terrorists in Video Games

    The Top 10 Counter-Terrorists in Video Games

    Like the announcer of a fight in Mortal Kombat, Obama told a team of Navy Seals to finish off Osama Bin Laden, and they seem to have pulled off a Flawless Victory ...
  6. The 13 Greatest Zombies in Video Games

    The 13 Greatest Zombies in Video Games

    So, it's zombie awareness month, apparently, so here are the greatest individual zombies of all time, but like in most things horror, there are rules.  THE ...
  7. The Top 10 Most Ungrateful Kids in Video Games

    The Top 10 Most Ungrateful Kids in Video Games

    Here are 10 video game characters who you can totally hang out with to be assured you're not nearly as ungrateful a brat as they are, even if you didn't call your ...
  8. The Top 10 Sexiest AI in Video Games

    The Top 10 Sexiest AI in Video Games

    Portal 2 is one of the best games out there, and if If there's one thing I learned from the first game, it's that, I'm not man enough to resist the wiles of sexy ...
  9. 9 Greatest Warlocks in Video Game History

    9 Greatest Warlocks in Video Game History

    1 votes
    So Charlie Sheen thinks he's a Warlock? Okay, sure.Let's go with it. The question is which one?    I mean I'm guessing he's so far gone that he thinks ...
  10. The Top 25 Worst Dressed Video Game Characters (2011 Edition)

    The Top 25 Worst Dressed Video Game Characters (2011 Edition)

    52 votes
    While most video games give us some truly unique and enviable fashion, there are just some characters that don't know basic fashion rules. From the obsurd to the ...
  11. The Top 10 Greatest Dead Girlfriends in Video Games

    The Top 10 Greatest Dead Girlfriends in Video Games

    16 votes
    Do you have a special sweetie? Aw, that's nice. Just be thankful you aren't a video game protagonist. Why? Because if you're happy with a nice girl, she's going to ...
  12. +vote The 10 Most Disgusting Video Game Heroes

    The 10 Most Disgusting Video Game Heroes

    526 votes
    As gamers, we really ARE unaware of how hideous some of our heroes are. I mean, if you took some of them into reality and thought about what they would really look ...
  13. The Top 10 Greatest Modern Video Games Gadgets

    The Top 10 Greatest Modern Video Games Gadgets

    These handy dandy devices our favorite characters like to carry on them that we all wish we could have in our homes, mounted on the wall, or helping us while on ...
  14. The 13 Greatest Cats in Video Game History

    The 13 Greatest Cats in Video Game History

    Kitties! Here is this list of the greatest cats, cat women, and even cat men in video games. I have no idea why I wrote the following list. I think the event ...
  15. +vote The Top 10 Greatest Snow Levels in Video Game History

    The Top 10 Greatest Snow Levels in Video Game History

    199 votes
    For the video version of this list Click Here to see it on MetaCafe What is it about the Ice Level? Along with a level set in an active volcano, it seems that ...
  16. The Top 10 Most Brutal Curses In Film History

    The Top 10 Most Brutal Curses In Film History

    Curses! Great movies about magic feature them, and wow, how it must suck to be the victim of a curse. Here are 10 terrible curses that happen in movies that are ...
  17. The 25 Best and Worst Nintendo Innovations

    The 25 Best and Worst Nintendo Innovations

    53 votes
    There are actually a great number of things Nintendo's done over the years that people might not know about or understand the impact of on the game industry and ...
  18. The 15 Greatest Suits of Armor in Video Games

    The 15 Greatest Suits of Armor in Video Games

    The best suits of armor in video games definitely range the gambit when it comes to stylishness and functionality. Some of the most intimidating suits of armor ...
  19. The 9 Greatest Videogame Drinking Buddies

    The 9 Greatest Videogame Drinking Buddies

    It can be tough to find a good drinking buddy, especially it seems, in the world of video games, where most of the delicious ambrosia we call alcohol has been ...
  20. 2rerank The Most Badass Video Game Heroes of All Time

    2 my rerank of The Most Badass Video Game Heroes of All Time