This page is a compilation of all the best tweets on Twitter. Each list of noteworthy tweets contains funny, controversial, or plain genius tweets from a selected twitterer. No need to search Twitter for the tweets that matter, I've scoured the site and present to you the best of the best.
This is a list of the best tweets by Conan O'Brien himself, @ConanOBrien ( www.twitter.com/conanobrien ). Since he's not legally allowed to appear on television until the fall, he's turned to Twitter, and we've turned to his acccount. This week, he embarks on his North American comedy tour, which will not be television. So while we can't enjoy him on the small screen anymore, we can still enjoy his comedy live, but if we can't make THAT we can still enjoy him in the comfort of our own homes (or offices). Here are his funniest tweets. Please visit his Twitter page and follow him (link above).
If your not already following Conan O'Brien on twitter, then I suggest you go follow him right now! The guy is classic and always has something funny to say.
Here's Conan's Twitter bio: I had a show. Then I had a different show. Now I have a Twitter account.
For the official webpage of the tour go to www.teamcoco.com
This is a list of the best tweets by @shitmydadsays (http://www.twitter.com/shitmydadsays) aka Justin. He's got over 1 million followers, making him a Twitter celebrity and definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title.
About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
Here's Justin's Twitter bio: I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.
List of the best tweets by @iamgordonsliver (http://twitter.com/iamgordonsliver). Gordon’s liver is the unofficial micro-blog of journalist Gordon Kelly's liver, and might very well be the original tweeting organ. That’s why he’s definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
List of the best tweets by @JohnCleese (http://twitter.com/JohnCleese). From Monty Python to Fawlty Towers, John Cleese is a comedy icon and a downright funny twitter celebrity at that. That’s why he’s definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
List of the best tweets by @nathistorywhale (http://www.twitter.com/nathistorywhale). The whale tweets from his perch at the Museum of Natural History in New York. @IvyBean104 might be the oldest human on Twitter, but the whale might very well be the oldest tweeting creature (or tweature, for all you tweeple). That’s why he’s definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
This is a list of the best tweets by @david_lynch (http://www.twitter.com/david_lynch). David Lynch is one of the world’s best known film directors and David Lynch films are some of the most genre-bending, groundbreaking in the experimental film genre. His Tweets are no different. That’s why he’s definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
This is a list of the best tweets by @barackobama (http://www.twitter.com/barackobama). President Obama is the President of the United States, and the first American president to truly embrace social media. That’s why he’s definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
This is a list of the best tweets by @levarburton (http://www.twitter.com/levarburton). From Star Trek to Reading Rainbow, Levar Burton is an icon for multiple generations. That’s why he’s definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
This is a list of the best tweets by @drewscancer(http://www.twitter.com/drewscancer). Founder of a twitter movement, Drew Olanoff’s been raising money for Livestrong by encouraging people to #blamedrewscancer for everything, ever since he was diagnosed with cancer on May 20th. He’s definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
Celebrity sightings of the hottest celebrities in real time. Where are the hottest celebs right now? Only @celebsightings knows. Lucky for the world, they’re dishing. That’s what makes @celebsightings worthy of the Best of Twitter title. Check out at http://www.thechimp.net or http://www.twitter.com/celebsightings for celebrity gossip before it breaks.
This is a list of the best tweets by @ivybean104 (http://www.twitter.com/ivybean104) . She’s rumored to be the oldest person on Twitter, with over 35,000 followers, making her a Twitter celebrity and definitely worthy of the Best of Twitter title. About The Best of Twitter: My mission is to identify the people you should follow on twitter, point out the people you should be tweeting to and twittering with, show you how to tweet and celebrate the glory that is the twitter tweet.
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Our last casino show is tonight at Mohegan Sun...
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I hate Gordon's small intestine. We're always arguing over who is more full of shit.
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@gordonkelly Already had this discussion. As long as it's not human, it's still better than midnight Pizza.
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Being called a cock to most people is an insult. To me it's aspirational. Such is the life of a liver...
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@liquidindian I've got nothing against dirty whores. Quite a fan in fact. It's always nice to see the immune system working instead of me!
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Has anyone seen Gordon's Placenta? We were supposed to meet for brunch and talk behind he's back - metaphorically speaking.
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@spode Possibly? I've only had contact with the outside world for a few hours - yet already I found Six Feet Under pretentious!
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Did anyone see that documentary last night on pandas? I didn't, because I was filtering beer and pizza out of Gordon's system. THANK YOU.
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Dear followers, I am dictating this to Garry, as I am resting after a long day of skipping and jumping with my new knee...
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Normal service has been resumed, I plugged the toaster in, and now it works... If you missed my morning twext, you check Garry's to see...
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