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23 Toys That Prove Your Parents Didn't Love You
Views: 33,120 May 24 2013
UPVOTE THE TOYS YOU DISLIKED. Yeah yeah, I know, a lot of people couldn't afford a lot of things. And of course your parents loved you. But sometimes, you just need stuff to be good. And when it comes to building spaceships, drawing and even playing with ...
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The 50 Funniest "When Boys" Tumblr Parodies
Views: 25,205 May 24 2013
The "When Boys" tumblr parodies the popular "things boys do we love" tumblr, which is a place for teenage girls congregate to discuss things their drunken frat boy beaux will never do (like kiss them gently and/or without leaving ...
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The 70+ Greatest Anti-H8 Equals Sign Profile Pics
Views: 14,072 May 6 2013
On March 26, 2013, the Supreme Court of the United States started hearing arguments regarding the constitutionality of California's Proposition 8. Then everyone changed their Facebook profile pictures. So here are the best ones all in one place. We'll ...
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45 of Your Childhood Crushes (Then and Now)
Views: 115,609 May 7 2013
You remember the days: sitting in front of the TV wondering what outfit Kelly Kapowski would wear today in her efforts to draw more attention that Zach Morris's 20-pound cell phone. Those amazingly hot teen/pre-teen/eternally teen actresses of the 80s ...
The 50 Greatest Discontinued '90s Foods and Beverages
Views: 504,185 May 24 2013
90s food was a time for exploration. A time when fruit snacks, sodas, candies and fast food could be "extreme", multi-colored and when food was expected to be loud. In the barrage of failed experiments, misguided attempts at health food and sad ...
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The 65 Most Nostalgia-Inducing '90s Toys
Views: 356,877 May 23 2013
The 1990s were an amazing decade for toys. We just barely missed the monsters craze from the 1980s and missed some really iconic toys like Rubik's cubes, lite brites and SIMON, but the 90s is when technology really started having an impact on the way ...
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The 50 Best Bathroom Graffiti Pictures in Internet History
Views: 143,801 May 24 2013
Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to read some bathroom graffiti, but all I saw was no more TP.Eh, there's better bathroom writing in the world, and this compilation is the best of stall graffiti out there (in there?) has the best of what the top toilet ...
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The 50 Most Visually Stunning Offensive 4Chan Wallpapers
Views: 61,388 May 23 2013
A longstanding 4Chan tradition has been making visually stunning 1024x768 inspirational wallpapers. Given that it's 4Chan, though, they're also extremely offensive wallpapers. Click on the pictures to make them bigger or drag them onto your desktop for ...
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The Funniest Internet Reactions to the New Pope
Views: 18,751 May 22 2013
White smoke appeared, Twitter blew up and new pope was officially chosen. Here's what the internet had to say about that.
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The Best of the Goats Yelling Over Popular Songs Meme
Views: 22,878 May 24 2013
Yelling goat versions of popular songs have popped up on the internet as of February 2013 and they have not stopped coming since. Stemming from the video linked to the right labeled "Original Yelling Goats Video", and a viral video which put a ...
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The Most Annoying Local Southern California Commercials
Views: 7,742 May 17 2013
The worst, most annoying commercials and jingles from local Souther California TV and radio. There's nothing worse than a catchy jingle you can't get out of your head. Unfortunately, we here in Los Angeles are bombarded with them on a daily basis from ...
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The Very Best Classic Video Game Songs
Views: 18,958 May 24 2013
RULE: Everything on this list must be pre-Playstation. This is a list that anyone can add to by clicking "Add Items" at the bottom of the page. I'll get us started. Video game themes used to mean something. You'd have to live with them through ...
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The Very Best of the Horrifying Houseguest Meme
Views: 810,768 May 24 2013
The Horrifying Houseguest meme brings every irrational fear you've ever had while you're alone to life. All you need to do is watch a horror movie, or be completely alone, and then try to live your life in your dark house or apartment normally. This is ...
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The Sportiest Spice Girls (Other Than Sporty Spice)
Views: 12,608 Apr 12 2013
Sure, Sporty Spice was the sportiest of the Spice Girls, but who was the second sportiest, third sportiest, least sportiest? The world has to know.
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The 13 Most Insane Mexican Food Related Crimes
Views: 26,751 May 6 2013
From a killer who tapes burritos to his victim's arms, to a man who firebombed a Taco Bell for not getting enough meat on a chalupa, to a person who made tamales out of human meat, here are the most heinous, unthinkable and insane crimes committed with ...
The 10 Craziest Console Mods Not Used for Gaming
Views: 109,910 May 17 2013
Some console mods are absolutely breathtaking. From an R2-D2 that simultaneously plays every major console ever made with a built-in projector, to XBox 360 laptops, the modding world is a vast, wonderful world of skill and productivity. But then there's ...
7 Glaring Reasons Why Mario is a Dick
Views: 116,388 Mar 7 2013
We've all played as him and we've all seen him as a hero, but have we all identified with him? Most likely not. Why? Because he's a f*cking dick. Here are seven reasons why Mario is one of the most self-centered, inconsiderate, egotistical assh*les in ...
The Most Nostalgia-Inducing '80s Toys
Views: 45,874 May 20 2013
Everything started in the 1980s. As you know, most toys, movies and TV you see being rebooted in pop culture today originally came from the '80s. Toys were what captured the imaginations of kids in that time before home video game systems were ...
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The 12 Greatest Jesus Memes of All Time
Views: 159,902 May 7 2013
Every year (typically around Easter), there's at least one viral Jesus meme, Jesus viral video or Jesus-themed webcomic that makes the rounds. So here, all in one place, is the very best Jesus memes, including the funniest Jesus-themed rage comics, image ...
The 10 Most Viral Star Wars Memes of All Time
Views: 20,601 May 8 2013
Star Wars memes, much like their fans, come in all shapes and sizes. From image macros of Master Yoda dissing people on forums, to Admiral Ackbar warning you about what that hot girl really has in her pants, to common internet expressions derived from ...
Best Movies Ever
Views: 468 Apr 12 2013

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Things To Do in LA (That We Haven't Done Yet)
Views: 235 Jan 19 2013
The 30 Scariest GIFs in Internet History
Views: 270,148 Apr 23 2013
These are the scariest GIFs in internet history. Some of them are scenes from movies, while others are pictures that have been manipulated, while others are just imagery from the minds of horrible sickos, but around this time of year they all start ...
The 50 Greatest Snow GIFs in Internet History
Views: 36,359 May 17 2013
Nothing better than a good snow GIF during the holiday season (or to help you cool off psychologically during the other parts of the year). From penguins being absolute dicks to each other, to adorable animals discovering and/or dealing with snow, to ...
The Best Linux Distributions
Views: 994 Apr 12 2013

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The Internet Reacts to Hostess Going Out of Business
Views: 27,750 May 17 2013
Hostess is going out of business, which means that Twinkies are going away for a little while (at least until another company buys up the brand), so people are not only tweeting like it's the apocalypse, but telling a bunch of jokes around how they will ...
The Best Internet Reactions to People Voting on Election Day
Views: 52,780 May 17 2013
On election day/night, anxiety was high and so was the amount of internet activity. This is what the internet looks like when America is waiting for their next President.
What Should Brian Gilmore Name His Hedgehog?
Views: 1,050 Apr 29 2013
I'm getting a Hedgehog this weekend! Don't know the sex yet, but I'd like some name options so that I know what to start calling him/her when we finally meet. Suggest names by adding them or vote on your favorite ones!
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The 50 Funniest Reactions to the Final Presidential Debate
Views: 144,107 Oct 23 2012
This debate really didn't have people blowing up the same way it did for the second one, since foreign policy really just generally isn't as interesting as domestic policy to most people, so the zingers made by the adoring public had to be just a little ...
Top 100 Internet Reactions to the 2nd Presidential Debate
Views: 359,491 May 8 2013
If you didn't watch the 2nd Presidential Debate of 2012, where an actually-awake Barack Obama decided to not take any of Mitt Romney's guff an where Mitt Romney really threw everything he had at Obama, even when it was irrelevant, and we had a moderator ...
The Difference Between Obama and Bush: Baby Edition
Views: 3,313 Oct 11 2012
Over the last three years, we have learned that there are, thankfully, key differences between George W. Bush and Barack Obama. This, particularly, is a shining example of, arguably, the funniest one: Obama's ability to please, silence and nurture babies ...
The Internet Reacts to Mitt Romney Dismissing 47% of America
Views: 80,597 May 8 2013
Mitt Romney really does not care about half of America. On September 17, 2012, MotherJones released a secret camera phone video of Mitt Romney making a speech to about 30 major contributors to his campaign. In this speech he said that the 47% of the ...
The 20 Most Epic Wedding FAILs of All Time
Views: 665,050 May 8 2013
Your special day isn't so special when it's ruined by complete idiots. Even when specifically you said no cut off shorts in your bridal invitations, they still seem to do it. Since June is in full swing and wedding season is just around the corner, here ...
THE REAL THOR: The Very Best of Jon Mikl Thor
Views: 10,316 May 17 2013
Do you know what it's like to breathe metal? Jon Mikl Thor does. He knows what it's like to not only breathe it, but dominate it until it's his loyal, obedient hell hound of death and volcanoes. To quote the Canadian Rock-Warrior of Thunder: ...
The Funniest Internet Reactions to Limp Bizkit 'Breaking Up'
Views: 7,544 May 17 2013
On August 17, 2012, Limp Bizkit broke up for good... according to the internet. In an interview with NME, front man Fred Durst admitted that they were "a moment in time" and that a lot of their fans "have moved on". Twitter saw this ...
The 30 Funniest Internet Responses to the Playstation Hack
Views: 45,599 May 9 2013
The Playstation Network, the network that allows all PS3 owners to access the internet on their consoles, has been down for over a week. On top of that, it turns out the reason for the outage is that their system was hacked, and not only can people not ...
The Top 10 Funniest Bearded Comedians
Views: 53,691 May 9 2013
Some of the greatest comedians of all time have one thing in common: beards (the facial hair kind.) Maybe it's something about the safety in that amount of facial hair or maybe it's the lax attitude that comes in having a beard, but either way, there's ...
The 13 Greatest Video Game Movies That Almost Were
Views: 53,667 May 9 2013
Aside from romantic comedies starring more than 90 characters at a time, video game movies are pretty much the worst genre in film. It's not that games make way for bad movies, it's just that Hollywood hasn't figured out what to do with a video game plot ...
The Absolute Best of the Raptor Jesus Meme
Views: 81,979 May 7 2013
This is the best of the classic, the wonderfully sacrilegious, Raptor Jesus Meme. Raptor Jesus is basically drawing mustaches in your church pamphlets taken to the next level (and then some.) In honor of the lord and savior of the internet, I'm bringing ...
The Funniest Reactions to the Arnold Love Child Scandal
Views: 28,982 Aug 31 2012
Coming primarily from Twitter, the internet went into a frenzy of who could make the best Arnold Schwarzenegger love child pun. The memes will surely come in the next few days, but the immediate deluge of puns, jokes and reactions to Arnold keeping a ...
Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death
Views: 190,186 May 17 2013
Barack Obama hunting down, actually finding, and then killing Osama bin Laden spurred more knee-jerk internet reactions of people thinking they'd thought of something original since Balloon Boy was in the air. So, amidst a sea of poorly executed Waldo ...
The Best Internet Reactions to the Star Wars Blu-Ray Changes
Views: 87,434 May 17 2013
For the highly anticipated Blu-Ray release of the Star Wars saga, George Lucas decided to add a famously horrible "Noooo" audio track to when Vader kills the Emperor, he's added to Obi Wan Kenobi's intro and he's made it so that the Ewoks have ...
The Funniest Internet Reactions to Obama Doing a Reddit AMA
Views: 189,883 May 8 2013
On August 29, 2012, President Barack Obama talked to the front page of the internet, Reddit.com, in a virtual Ask Me Anything post. And then Reddit crashed. Then the Internet pretty much exploded as much as it could with Reddit being down. While more ...
The 20 Greatest Misheard Lyrics Music Videos on the Internet
Views: 53,556 May 9 2013
These are so stupid. But for some reason Misheard Lyrics music videos cater to that childish part of you that hears everything phonetically. Also people are just bad at hearing lyrics because most of the time it's hard. Have you ever seen Bob Dylan live? ...
What Should Lea and I Do in Vegas?
Views: 1,764 Apr 12 2013
Lea and I are making our annual trip to Las Vegas this Fri - Sun in order to celebrate our third anniversary! But now that we're not total noobs to Vegas, we want your help in deciding what we should do. Add stuff to this list and vote on what you think ...
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The Best Internet April Fools' Gags 2012
Views: 42,351 May 17 2013
Every year, the websites that have the most time to pull a huge prank (or even just a gag) on April Fools battle it out for who will be the funniest, most clever and overall best April Fools gag on the internet that year. In 2012, we had AdBlock changing ...
The 25 Funniest Internet Reactions to E3 2012
Views: 41,467 May 3 2013
E3 2012 jokes overpowered a lot of the actual news this year. With Nintendo revealing very little and spending a lot of time on games that weren't very highly anticipated, or just focusing on the family market instead of trying to recapture the hardcore ...
Twitter Reacts to North Carolina's LGBT Marriage Ban
Views: 36,521 May 7 2013
On May 8th, 2012, over 60% of North Carolina voters voted for an amendment to ban marriage equality in their state. It became a national trending topic on Twitter for hours and has spurned much debate, and a lot of hate toward North Carolina. From ...
The First Car Model You Ever Had Sex In
Views: 2,898 Mar 9 2012
This is something shameful that we've all done, be it in a moment of passion or a moment of not having anywhere else to go either because of house guests or parents. Use the "Add" button or the space below the list to add the model of your ...
The Greatest Short Viral Videos of All Time
Views: 90,418 May 17 2013
Whenever someone sends you a link to a video, if you're at work, it's almost like defusing a bomb. The longer it takes, the guiltier you feel. So, all in one place, here are the greatest, short (as in, only around 20 or so seconds in length) viral ...

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The Very Best of Premium Cable Original Programming
Views: 1,577 May 9 2013

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The Most Actually Watchable Reality TV Shows
Views: 2,418 May 9 2013
These are the reality TV shows I actually watch. Reality TV in general is just plain unwatchable, but my top 5 are the ones I actually care about. Like, I'm emotionally invested in every single thing that happens on those shows. The rest are guilty ...
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The Best TV Theme Songs of All Time
Views: 2,814 May 9 2013
These are the catchiest, best TV theme songs of all time. These theme songs set a real tone for the show itself and actually make you not mind sitting through credits. hell, you might even sing along to a few of these. These are the best television ...
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The Best SciFi Television Series of All Time
Views: 2,689 May 9 2013
With the amount of love that Battlestar Galactica (the new one) is getting over Buffy, X-Files, F*turama, etc., I must remind anyone contributing that Battlestar Galactica, in fact, sucked at the end :-) Here are the best Sci-Fi television series of all ...
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The Greatest Film Scores of All Time
Views: 2,379 May 6 2013

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The Greatest Movie Soundtracks of All Time
Views: 2,528 May 6 2013

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The Best Tasting Light Beers According to Me
Views: 1,637 Sep 5 2012
These are my favorite light beers, in order. Yes, I know, classy.
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The Most Annoying Cartoon Characters of All Time
Views: 1,838 Aug 29 2012
Here are cartoon characters that, for some reason or another, annoy the hell out of me. They're not hateful or evil, they just do something that's bothered me since childhood.
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The Greatest Martial Arts ACTORS of All Time
Views: 3,491 Aug 29 2012

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Diseases I Don't Want. Like, Really Don't Want.
Views: 3,069 Aug 29 2012
Here's a list of diseases that I really don't want to get. I guess that would be all of them, huh? Well, here are the scariest. The ones that rise above all others. Are there any diseases you WOULD want? I don't have any diseases, but I do have a curse: ...
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The Fictional Companies I'd Most Like to Work For
Views: 2,827 Aug 29 2012
Out of all the companies in movies in fictional universes, these are the ones I feel would be the most fun to work for. Why? Because these companies either only hire supermodels/celebrities to work there, or people seem to play pranks on each other ...
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Companies That Have The Best Branding
Views: 2,950 Aug 29 2012
These are the companies whose commercials, print ads and products have messaged to me that they actually care about me as a human being. They cradle me softly in their arms and say "Brian, here's exactly what you want. Now buy this, now go to ...
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My 7 Least Favorite Potential Dying Scenarios
Views: 2,877 Aug 29 2012
If you were given a menu of ways you'd like to die and these were the specials, I would never order them, even if they were cheaper than the other options. Even if I were drunk. These ways to die would suck above most others.
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The Greatest Horror Films Ever Made
Views: 12,655 Aug 29 2012
These are the greatest horror movies ever made, starting with the best actual films that prove that a horror movie can also be a "good film". These are all really great freaking movies. But all a certain kind of good, and all in this exact ...
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The Greatest Doctor Who Companions of All Time
Views: 2,828 Aug 29 2012
These are the best Doctor Who companions of all time, ranked by how useful they were to The Doctor as a character and how lovable they were.
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The Best Rock Artists According to a Person Born in 1985
Views: 3,242 Aug 29 2012
This is more of a list of my favorite bands of all time, but I'm trying to gauge it against who really are the best artists in the grand scope of things, so sadly, no Britney to be found here.
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The Greatest Punk Bands of All Time
Views: 2,145 Aug 29 2012
These are the greatest punk bands of all time, in my humble opinion. Keep in mind I was born in the mid 80s, so a lot of the older stuff, although completely influential and reputable, doesn't *always* hit as close to home as some of the 90s Fat Wreck ...
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The 25 Greatest Superhero Movies
Views: 3,671 Aug 29 2012
These are the superhero movies I've seen throughout my life that I haven't regretted paying for or watching. Unfortunately, Jean Claude Van Damme doesn't count as a superhero in any of his movies, so these will have to do. Every time a movie better than ...
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The Hottest Cartoon Characters Of All Time
Views: 10,892 Aug 29 2012
Every single one of these cartoon characters (along with a few sitcom hotties) helped my solidify my taste in women. In this EXACT order.
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The Most Oscar-Worthy Directors Of All Time
Views: 3,291 Aug 29 2012
These are the directors that most recently have proven the fact that they either deserve another Oscar, or have it comin this Oscar season. It's David Fincher's time, people. It's his time.
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The Movies That Make Me Cry
Views: 4,340 Aug 29 2012
Each one of these movies makes me cry like a small, defenseless little girl whose Barbie's head just fell off after she skid her knee falling off her now broken tricycle and came in to find solace in her toy only for it to fall apart.
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The Best Beatles Songs
Views: 1,100 Jun 19 2012
These are, in my opinion, the best Beatles songs. This is hard as hell.
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My Coachella 2012
Views: 2,121 May 23 2012
Coachella 2012 was easily one of the greatest weekends of my life. Here is a ranked list of the acts I saw, ranked. From the mind-blowing sounds of the third time I've ever seen Radiohead, to the surprisingly amazing set from 17-year old French kid ...
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The Best Video Game System Controllers Ever
Views: 1,324 May 23 2012

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Who I Consider The Worst Bands of All Time
Views: 1,955 May 23 2012
If all of these bands were wiped off the face of existence, then I could probably stomach listening to the radio.
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The Best Movies Based On Books
Views: 1,322 Dec 22 2011
An insane amount of film classics are based on books. Here are the best ones, in my opinion.
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The Greatest Guilty Pleasure Movies
Views: 1,288 Dec 2 2011
Horrible, horrible movies that I love for some reason or another.
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The Funniest TV Characters of All Time
Views: 2,902 Oct 19 2011

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The Fictional Cars I Would Want to Own
Views: 2,096 Aug 31 2012

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