Danielle Dauenhauer

Danielle Dauenhauer

west hollywood, California
Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Every list Danielle writes on the topics of hockey, food, booze, how to sneak booze into places, fine whiskeys, craft beers, and you know, the occasional cat pic, ends up on the bestseller list of lists (that's a thing!). Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that./s
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  1. +vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    56,206 votes
    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
  2. +vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    69,443 votes
    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
  3. +vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    33,872 votes
    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
  4. +vote The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    29,635 votes
    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
  5. +vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    12,888 votes
    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
  6. +vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    890 votes
    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
  7. +vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    556 votes
    Naming the best alternative rock songs of all time is quite the burden to anyone that considers themselves a fan of alt rock. As someone who proudly wears that moniker, ...
  8. 9 Dead Bodies Actually Used as Halloween Decorations

    9 Dead Bodies Actually Used as Halloween Decorations

    That moment when you realize the "fake" body at a haunted house is real? Awesome. Until, that is, you realize it's not a real person playing dead, but a real ...
  9. +vote The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    3,846 votes
    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
  10. +vote The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    5,412 votes
    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
  11. +vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    531 votes
    We've all dreamed about it: a chance encounter with a celebrity in a bar, a grocery store, the Dodgers game, or the sex shop (don't judge; the Dodgers are good now) that ...
  12. +vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    150 votes
    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
  13. 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    21 votes
    During San Diego Comic-Con 2014 at the Courtyard by Marriott Superhero HQ experience, Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin made an appearance to crown the King ...
  14. +vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    2,286 votes
    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
  15. +vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    3,351 votes
    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
  16. +vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    3,763 votes
    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
  17. +vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    1,598 votes
    Saying that USC is better than UCLA is like saying the sky is blue - most people will accept this as fact while a select few will try and tell you that sometimes it's ...
  18. +vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    405 votes
    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
  19. +vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    33,267 votes
    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
  20. +vote The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    4,820 votes
    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
  21. Zoo Attacks: 17 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Zoo Attacks: 17 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Nothing good is going to come of a situation that involves being in a cage with a wild animal at the zoo. Nothing. And yet, people keep putting themselves in situations ...
  22. +vote 50 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Super Bowl 50

    50 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Super Bowl 50

    2,638 votes
    The greatest Super Bowl food displays ever highlights the most important part of Super Sunday: the food. Superbowl parties can be made or broken by the super spread the ...
  23. +vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    872 votes
    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of alcohol and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
  24. The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    As early as the ‘80s, there were precursors to the Scumbag Steves and the Socially Awkward Penguins of the world. The ‘90s, though, were the decade that made it harder ...
  25. The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    If you're thinking this list is going to be all about Alanis Morissette-like references to "too many spoons when all you need is a knife", kindly open a new ...

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