Danielle Dauenhauer

Danielle Dauenhauer

west hollywood, California
Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Every list Danielle writes on the topics of hockey, food, booze, how to sneak booze into places, fine whiskeys, craft beers, and you know, the occasional cat pic, ends up on the bestseller list of lists (that's a thing!). Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that./s
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  1. +vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    51,258 votes
    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
  2. +vote The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    5,385 votes
    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
  3. +vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    57,262 votes
    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
  4. +vote The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    3,374 votes
    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
  5. +vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    33,151 votes
    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
  6. +vote The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    29,093 votes
    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
  7. +vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    1,881 votes
    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
  8. +vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    12,420 votes
    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
  9. +vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    2,286 votes
    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
  10. +vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    149 votes
    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
  11. The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    If you're thinking this list is going to be all about Alanis Morissette-like references to "too many spoons when all you need is a knife", kindly open a new ...
  12. +vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    25,388 votes
    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
  13. 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    11,301 votes
    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
  14. +vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    854 votes
    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
  15. +vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    1,480 votes
    Saying that USC is better than UCLA is like saying the sky is blue - most people will accept this as fact while a select few will try and tell you that sometimes it's ...
  16. Zoo Attacks: 18 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Zoo Attacks: 18 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Nothing good is going to come of a situation that involves being in a cage with a wild animal at the zoo. Nothing. And yet, people keep putting themselves in situations ...
  17. The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    16 votes
    If you're unfamiliar with the term, defenestration means "to throw a person or thing from a window." In this case, I am writing about defenestration from a ...
  18. The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    Looking for a meme that brings every irrational fear you've ever had while you're alone to life? You've found 13. These are a few of the most pervasive, creepiest, ...
  19. 9 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    9 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    That moment when you realize the "fake" body at a haunted house is real? Awesome. Until, that is, you realize it's not a real person playing dead, but a real ...
  20. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
  21. +vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    486 votes
    We've all dreamed about it: a chance encounter with a celebrity in a bar, a grocery store, the Dodgers game, or the sex shop (don't judge; the Dodgers are good now) that ...
  22. +vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    860 votes
    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of alcohol and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
  23. +vote 5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    143 votes
    Hurricane Bianca, the story of a bullied gay man who transforms into a ferocious drag queen to exact revenge on the small-minded town that shunned him, is less than 48 ...
  24. +vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    3,339 votes
    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
  25. Everything You Thought You'd See At The AVN Awards (And Did)

    Everything You Thought You'd See At The AVN Awards (And Did)

    The 32nd annual AVN Awards were held January 21-24 in Las Vegas, NV and the event was nothing short of everything you'd expect it to be. From the trade show ...

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