Danielle Dauenhauer

Danielle Dauenhauer

west hollywood, California
Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Every list Danielle writes on the topics of hockey, food, booze, how to sneak booze into places, fine whiskeys, craft beers, and you know, the occasional cat pic, ends up on the bestseller list of lists (that's a thing!). Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that./s
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  1. +vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    37,526 votes
    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
  2. +vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    74,439 votes
    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Make sure to check ...
  3. +vote The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    32,016 votes
    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
  4. +vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    110,138 votes
    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
  5. +vote The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    5,223 votes
    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
  6. +vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    15,224 votes
    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
  7. +vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    1,881 votes
    Saying that USC is better than UCLA is like saying the sky is blue - most people will accept this as fact while a select few will try and tell you that sometimes it's ...
  8. +vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    1,023 votes
    Naming the best alternative rock songs of all time is quite the burden to anyone that considers themselves a fan of alt rock. As someone who proudly wears that moniker, ...
  9. +vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    34,688 votes
    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
  10. +vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    3,807 votes
    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
  11. +vote The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    4,485 votes
    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
  12. +vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    577 votes
    We've all dreamed about it: a chance encounter with a celebrity in a bar, a grocery store, the Dodgers game, or the sex shop (don't judge; the Dodgers are good now) that ...
  13. +vote The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    5,680 votes
    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
  14. +vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    1,171 votes
    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
  15. +vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    704 votes
    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...
  16. The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    16 votes
    If you're unfamiliar with the term, defenestration means "to throw a person or thing from a window." In this case, I am writing about defenestration from a ...
  17. +vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    988 votes
    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of alcohol and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
  18. +vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    3,897 votes
    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
  19. +vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    2,406 votes
    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
  20. +vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    153 votes
    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
  21. +vote 36 Insecurities Men Have About Sex (That They're Afraid To Tell You)

    36 Insecurities Men Have About Sex (That They're Afraid To Tell You)

    25,240 votes
    Sex! It's great...until you start worrying that it's not. Whether it's the first time with your partner or your first time period, there are plenty of things men ...
  22. +vote The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    59 votes
    Today was a heart breaker for the True Blue, this fan included. In the wake of our postseason dreams ending at the hands of the Cardinals (again), it seemed necessary to ...
  23. +vote Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    33 votes
    The fine people at BurritoBox have introduced the world- or at least West Hollywood, where the first Burrito Box is located- to the concept of the on-demand ...
  24. 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    21 votes
    During San Diego Comic-Con 2014 at the Courtyard by Marriott Superhero HQ experience, Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin made an appearance to crown the King ...
  25. +vote The Best Ways to Cool Your Mouth After Eating Spicy Food

    The Best Ways to Cool Your Mouth After Eating Spicy Food

    444 votes
    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...

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