Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    1,061,262 views 13,262 votes
  2. vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

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    547,026 views 13,292 votes
  3. vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

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    74,904 views 27,550 votes
  4. vote Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
    5,852 views 3,505 votes
  5. vote 49 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLIX

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    16,728 views 1,219 votes
  6. vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

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    873 views 335 votes
  7. vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

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    28,870 views 1,859 votes
  8. vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

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    5,907 views 100 votes
  9. vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

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    116,610 views 9,966 votes
  10. vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

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    18,798 views 609 votes
  11. AVN Awards Show 2015

    AVN Awards Show 2015

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    333 views
  12. vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

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    1,834 views 249 votes
  13. vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

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    34,480 views 2,145 votes
  14. vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

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    90,968 views 8,207 votes
  15. vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

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    2,522 views 477 votes
  16. The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

    The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

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    138,366 views
  17. vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
    3,571 views 265 votes
  18. The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    These are the best Internet memes of 2012. Funny memes happen once in a blue moon, but new memes happen about 10 times per day at this point. Narrowing them down is ...
    541,446 views 267 votes
  19. The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

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    71,940 views
  20. The 51 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    The 51 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

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    350,087 views 16,155 votes
  21. vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

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    10,571 views 504 votes
  22. vote The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

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    1,818 views 58 votes
  23. vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
    3,164 views 534 votes
  24. vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
    50,628 views 1,480 votes
  25. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
    51,430 views