Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. 1vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    1,587,789 views 18,668 votes
  2. 1vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...
    10,810 views 528 votes
  3. 1vote The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
    20,990 views 1,661 votes
  4. 1vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    Saying that USC is better than UCLA is like saying the sky is blue - most people will accept this as fact while a select few will try and tell you that sometimes it's ...
    1,785 views 141 votes
  5. 'La Bare' AKA Everything You Wanna Know About Male Strippers

    'La Bare' AKA Everything You Wanna Know About Male Strippers

    For those who saw Magic Mike in theaters and thought to themselves, "Is this REALLY what it's like to work at a male strip club," Magic Mike star Joe ...
    15,895 views
  6. 1vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
    2,054 views 292 votes
  7. 1vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
    131,339 views 11,370 votes
  8. 1vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
    45,479 views 2,236 votes
  9. 1vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
    4,075 views 290 votes
  10. 1vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
    3,594 views 620 votes
  11. 1vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
    30,217 views 1,866 votes
  12. 1vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
    80,925 views 28,055 votes
  13. 1vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
    655,085 views 14,848 votes
  14. 1vote Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
    7,990 views 3,777 votes
  15. 1vote 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
    135,568 views 9,725 votes
  16. The 51 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    The 51 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    Animals that think they're people are the best. They sit in front of your computer and pretend to do your taxes, chill next to you on the couch and freak out during ...
    360,158 views 16,155 votes
  17. 1vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
    51,372 views 1,571 votes
  18. 1vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
    98,436 views 8,413 votes
  19. 1vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    Naming the best alternative rock songs of all time is quite the burden to anyone that considers themselves a fan of alt rock. As someone who proudly wears that moniker, ...
    1,001 views 469 votes
  20. 1vote The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    Today was a heart breaker for the True Blue, this fan included. In the wake of our postseason dreams ending at the hands of the Cardinals (again), it seemed necessary to ...
    1,824 views 58 votes
  21. 1vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
    108,874 views 3,252 votes
  22. 1vote 5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    Hurricane Bianca, the story of a bullied gay man who transforms into a ferocious drag queen to exact revenge on the small-minded town that shunned him, is less than 48 ...
    8,551 views 128 votes
  23. 1vote Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    The fine people at BurritoBox have introduced the world- or at least West Hollywood, where the first Burrito Box is located- to the concept of the on-demand ...
    430 views 33 votes
  24. 1vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of alcohol and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
    19,135 views 623 votes
  25. 1vote 49 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLIX

    49 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLIX

    The greatest Super Bowl food displays ever highlights the most important part of Super Sunday: the food. Superbowl parties can be made or broken by the super spread the ...
    17,447 views 1,305 votes