Danielle Dauenhauer

Danielle Dauenhauer

west hollywood, California
Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. +vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    21,590 votes
    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
  2. +vote The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    28,891 votes
    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
  3. +vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    56,305 votes
    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
  4. +vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    143 votes
    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
  5. +vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    47,942 votes
    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
  6. +vote The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

    5,330 votes
    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
  7. +vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    32,652 votes
    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
  8. +vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    2,283 votes
    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
  9. 16 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    16 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Nothing good is going to come of a situation that involves being in a cage with a wild animal at the zoo. Nothing. And yet, people keep putting themselves in situations ...
  10. +vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    837 votes
    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
  11. +vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    483 votes
    We've all dreamed about it: a chance encounter with a celebrity in a bar, a grocery store, the Dodgers game, or the sex shop (don't judge; the Dodgers are good now) that ...
  12. +vote 50 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Super Bowl 50

    50 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Super Bowl 50

    2,627 votes
    The greatest Super Bowl food displays ever highlights the most important part of Super Sunday: the food. Superbowl parties can be made or broken by the super spread the ...
  13. +vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    395 votes
    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
  14. +vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    792 votes
    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of alcohol and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
  15. +vote The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    3,305 votes
    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
  16. +vote The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    58 votes
    Today was a heart breaker for the True Blue, this fan included. In the wake of our postseason dreams ending at the hands of the Cardinals (again), it seemed necessary to ...
  17. +vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    11,864 votes
    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
  18. Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

    Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

    Zach Lipovsky is rebranding a franchise. More than a decade since 2003's Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood, with the new involvement of WWE Entertainment, a new movie has ...
  19. +vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    1,507 votes
    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
  20. +vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    1,409 votes
    Saying that USC is better than UCLA is like saying the sky is blue - most people will accept this as fact while a select few will try and tell you that sometimes it's ...
  21. +vote The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    4,755 votes
    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
  22. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
  23. +vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    3,322 votes
    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
  24. +vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    515 votes
    Naming the best alternative rock songs of all time is quite the burden to anyone that considers themselves a fan of alt rock. As someone who proudly wears that moniker, ...
  25. +vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    700 votes
    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...

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