Danielle Dauenhauer

Danielle Dauenhauer

west hollywood, California
Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Every list Danielle writes on the topics of hockey, food, booze, how to sneak booze into places, fine whiskeys, craft beers, and you know, the occasional cat pic, ends up on the bestseller list of lists (that's a thing!). Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that./s
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  1. +vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    102,729 votes
    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
  2. +vote The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    30,733 votes
    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
  3. +vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    64,089 votes
    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
  4. +vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    35,060 votes
    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
  5. +vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    14,147 votes
    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
  6. +vote The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    4,301 votes
    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
  7. +vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    2,291 votes
    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
  8. +vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    3,542 votes
    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
  9. Geekie Awards 2014 Attends Talk About What Makes Them Geeks

    Geekie Awards 2014 Attends Talk About What Makes Them Geeks

    20 votes
    The Geekie Awards 2014 brought many of the geek community's finest to the Avalon Theater in Hollywood, CA where a slew of nominees went head-to-head in categories like ...
  10. The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    267 votes
    These are the best Internet memes of 2012. Funny memes happen once in a blue moon, but new memes happen about 10 times per day at this point. Narrowing them down is ...
  11. +vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    965 votes
    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
  12. +vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    33,638 votes
    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
  13. 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    11,301 votes
    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
  14. +vote The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    4,908 votes
    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
  15. +vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    702 votes
    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...
  16. +vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    535 votes
    We've all dreamed about it: a chance encounter with a celebrity in a bar, a grocery store, the Dodgers game, or the sex shop (don't judge; the Dodgers are good now) that ...
  17. 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    21 votes
    During San Diego Comic-Con 2014 at the Courtyard by Marriott Superhero HQ experience, Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin made an appearance to crown the King ...
  18. Zoo Attacks: 17 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Zoo Attacks: 17 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Nothing good is going to come of a situation that involves being in a cage with a wild animal at the zoo. Nothing. And yet, people keep putting themselves in situations ...
  19. The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    If you're thinking this list is going to be all about Alanis Morissette-like references to "too many spoons when all you need is a knife", kindly open a new ...
  20. The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    16 votes
    If you're unfamiliar with the term, defenestration means "to throw a person or thing from a window." In this case, I am writing about defenestration from a ...
  21. 'La Bare' AKA Everything You Wanna Know About Male Strippers

    'La Bare' AKA Everything You Wanna Know About Male Strippers

    For those who saw Magic Mike in theaters and thought to themselves, "Is this REALLY what it's like to work at a male strip club," Magic Mike star Joe ...
  22. Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

    Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

    Zach Lipovsky is rebranding a franchise. More than a decade since 2003's Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood, with the new involvement of WWE Entertainment, a new movie has ...
  23. +vote 36 Insecurities Men Have About Sex (That They're Afraid To Tell You)

    36 Insecurities Men Have About Sex (That They're Afraid To Tell You)

    2,216 votes
    Sex! It's great...until you start worrying that it's not. Whether it's the first time with your partner or your first time period, there are plenty of things men ...
  24. +vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    947 votes
    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of alcohol and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
  25. +vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    1,715 votes
    Saying that USC is better than UCLA is like saying the sky is blue - most people will accept this as fact while a select few will try and tell you that sometimes it's ...

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