Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. vote 36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
    5,100 views 479 votes
  2. vote The 50 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    The 50 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    Animals that think they're people are the best. They sit in front of your computer and pretend to do your taxes, chill next to you on the couch and freak out during ...
    67,307 views 7,957 votes
  3. vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    All of these animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the internet in all their obese glory. There are some ...
    40,992 views 3,998 votes
  4. vote 29 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    29 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
    22,903 views 1,995 votes
  5. 13 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    13 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Nothing good is going to come of a situation that involves being in a cage with a wild animal at the zoo. Nothing. And yet, people keep putting themselves in situations ...
    85,328 views
  6. vote The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4...animal style. Stuck in a ...
    18,142 views 1,576 votes
  7. vote The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    There are certain types of movies you don't want to watch with your parents: porn, gross-out comedies, home movies and, well, porn (you really don't want any of that).
    20,525 views 2,339 votes
  8. vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...
    9,292 views 474 votes
  9. The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    As early as the ‘80s, there were precursors to the Scumbag Steves and the Socially Awkward Penguins of the world. The ‘90s, though, were the decade that made it harder ...
    67,521 views
  10. vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
    119,774 views 6,961 votes
  11. vote What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    Vote for the ones that you'll see the most at parties, or play a drinking game take a shot every time you see someone in these costumes this year. If you bought a 2 ...
    35,768 views 6,014 votes
  12. vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
    1,037 views 102 votes
  13. The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

    The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

    Bizarre deaths were in no short supply in 2012. All through the year people were finding weird, crazy, unbelievable ways to die and these are the best/worst of the ...
    130,377 views
  14. Top 10 Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    Top 10 Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    If you're thinking this list is going to be all about Alanis Morissette-like references to "too many spoons when all you need is a knife", kindly open a new ...
    50,551 views
  15. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
    38,681 views
  16. vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    Naming the best alternative rock songs of all time is quite the burden to anyone that considers themselves a fan of alt rock. As someone who proudly wears that moniker, ...
    271 views 178 votes
  17. vote 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
    37,192 views 4,103 votes
  18. The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    These are the best internet memes of 2012. Funny memes happen once in a blue moon, but new memes happen about 10 times per day at this point. Narrowing them down is ...
    461,911 views 267 votes
  19. 7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    That moment when you realize the "fake" body at a haunted house is real? Awesome. Until, that is, you realize it's not a real person playing dead, but a real ...
    94,059 views
  20. The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    Looking for a meme that brings every irrational fear you've ever had while you're alone to life? You've found 13. These are a few of the most pervasive, creepiest, ...
    557,269 views
  21. vote Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    The fine people at BurritoBox have introduced the world- or at least West Hollywood, where the first Burrito Box is located- to the concept of the on-demand ...
    212 views 33 votes
  22. vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    We've all dreamed about it: a chance encounter with a celebrity in a bar, a grocery store, the Dodgers game, or the sex shop (don't judge; the Dodgers are good now) that ...
    1,651 views 363 votes
  23. vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    1,616 views 900 votes
  24. vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
    100,166 views 3,175 votes
  25. vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of drinking and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
    7,460 views 178 votes