Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. 1vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

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    1,723,903 views 20,679 votes
  2. 1vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

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    141,445 views 16,341 votes
  3. 1vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

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    685,377 views 15,604 votes
  4. 1vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

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    101,309 views 8,542 votes
  5. 1vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

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    83,168 views 28,317 votes
  6. 1vote Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

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    9,011 views 3,919 votes
  7. 13 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

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    382,852 views
  8. The 51 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

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    362,012 views 16,155 votes
  9. 1vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

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    4,902 views 316 votes
  10. 1vote The 27 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 27 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

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    31,038 views 2,189 votes
  11. 1vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

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    53,317 views 3,324 votes
  12. 1vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

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    48,109 views 2,240 votes
  13. 1vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

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    3,684 views 644 votes
  14. 1vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

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    6,116 views 112 votes
  15. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

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    51,987 views
  16. 1vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

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    2,155 views 316 votes
  17. 1vote The Best Drinking Games

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    19,204 views 635 votes
  18. The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

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    561,802 views 267 votes
  19. The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

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    73,416 views
  20. 1vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

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    1,897 views 145 votes
  21. The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

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    956,026 views
  22. 1vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

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    1,049 views 471 votes
  23. 1vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

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    10,889 views 528 votes
  24. 'La Bare' AKA Everything You Wanna Know About Male Strippers

    'La Bare' AKA Everything You Wanna Know About Male Strippers

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    15,976 views
  25. 1vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

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    30,688 views 1,866 votes