Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    352,115 views 4,002 votes
  2. vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
    669 views 70 votes
  3. vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

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    5,285 views 63 votes
  4. vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
    2,515 views 199 votes
  5. vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

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    7,884 views 180 votes
  6. vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

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    312,056 views 9,729 votes
  7. vote The 51 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    The 51 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

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    312,432 views 15,610 votes
  8. vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

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    22,547 views 1,577 votes
  9. vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
    68,636 views 6,098 votes
  10. vote The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    There are certain types of movies you don't want to watch with your parents: porn, gross-out comedies, home movies and, well, porn (you really don't want any of that).
    40,762 views 3,803 votes
  11. vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
    18,295 views 1,576 votes
  12. vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

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    1,341 views 161 votes
  13. vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
    62,075 views 26,261 votes
  14. vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

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    105,196 views 3,232 votes
  15. 7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    That moment when you realize the "fake" body at a haunted house is real? Awesome. Until, that is, you realize it's not a real person playing dead, but a real ...
    105,919 views
  16. The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    These are the best internet memes of 2012. Funny memes happen once in a blue moon, but new memes happen about 10 times per day at this point. Narrowing them down is ...
    491,974 views 267 votes
  17. The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    Looking for a meme that brings every irrational fear you've ever had while you're alone to life? You've found 13. These are a few of the most pervasive, creepiest, ...
    726,219 views
  18. 13 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    13 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Nothing good is going to come of a situation that involves being in a cage with a wild animal at the zoo. Nothing. And yet, people keep putting themselves in situations ...
    228,424 views
  19. vote 48 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLVIII

    48 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLVIII

    The greatest Super Bowl food displays ever highlights the most important part of Super Sunday: the food. Superbowl parties can be made or broken by the super spread the ...
    15,269 views 1,166 votes
  20. vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

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    476 views 246 votes
  21. vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
    74,897 views 7,173 votes
  22. vote What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    Vote for the ones that you'll see the most at parties, or play a drinking game take a shot every time you see someone in these costumes this year. If you bought a 2 ...
    35,919 views 6,014 votes
  23. vote The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
    20,232 views 1,637 votes
  24. The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    The Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    If you're thinking this list is going to be all about Alanis Morissette-like references to "too many spoons when all you need is a knife", kindly open a new ...
    59,680 views
  25. The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

    The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

    Bizarre deaths were in no short supply in 2012. All through the year people were finding weird, crazy, unbelievable ways to die and these are the best/worst of the ...
    135,852 views