Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. vote The 50 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    The 50 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    Animals that think they're people are the best. They sit in front of your computer and pretend to do your taxes, chill next to you on the couch and freak out during ...
    89,930 views 10,858 votes
  2. Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

    Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

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    38 views
  3. vote 36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
    19,823 views 775 votes
  4. vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
    3,658 views 37 votes
  5. vote 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
    38,133 views 4,136 votes
  6. vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
    6,196 views 1,431 votes
  7. vote The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    There are certain types of movies you don't want to watch with your parents: porn, gross-out comedies, home movies and, well, porn (you really don't want any of that).
    26,857 views 2,659 votes
  8. vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
    55,445 views 5,186 votes
  9. The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    As early as the ‘80s, there were precursors to the Scumbag Steves and the Socially Awkward Penguins of the world. The ‘90s, though, were the decade that made it harder ...
    69,037 views
  10. vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
    67,808 views 6,865 votes
  11. vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    158,878 views 1,731 votes
  12. vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

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    7,613 views 180 votes
  13. See No Evil 2's Kaj-Erik Eriksen's UFO Abduction Must-Haves

    See No Evil 2's Kaj-Erik Eriksen's UFO Abduction Must-Haves

    Kaj-Erik Eriksen loves Jim Beam, Swiss Army knives, and dogs (though not necessarily in that order). The veteran actor, perhaps best known for roles on television series ...
    67 views
  14. vote The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
    20,004 views 1,636 votes
  15. vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
    233,552 views 8,523 votes
  16. vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
    1,213 views 126 votes
  17. vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
    60,118 views 26,039 votes
  18. vote 48 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLVIII

    48 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLVIII

    The greatest Super Bowl food displays ever highlights the most important part of Super Sunday: the food. Superbowl parties can be made or broken by the super spread the ...
    15,191 views 1,166 votes
  19. vote Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
    3,117 views 3,212 votes
  20. vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
    104,473 views 3,229 votes
  21. 7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    That moment when you realize the "fake" body at a haunted house is real? Awesome. Until, that is, you realize it's not a real person playing dead, but a real ...
    100,888 views
  22. The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    The 50 Greatest Internet Memes of 2012

    These are the best internet memes of 2012. Funny memes happen once in a blue moon, but new memes happen about 10 times per day at this point. Narrowing them down is ...
    478,971 views 267 votes
  23. The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    Looking for a meme that brings every irrational fear you've ever had while you're alone to life? You've found 13. These are a few of the most pervasive, creepiest, ...
    676,491 views
  24. 13 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    13 Idiots Who Climbed the Fence at the Zoo

    Nothing good is going to come of a situation that involves being in a cage with a wild animal at the zoo. Nothing. And yet, people keep putting themselves in situations ...
    189,652 views
  25. vote What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    Vote for the ones that you'll see the most at parties, or play a drinking game take a shot every time you see someone in these costumes this year. If you bought a 2 ...
    35,843 views 6,014 votes