Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
    481,024 views 12,232 votes
  2. vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    811,685 views 9,742 votes
  3. vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
    85,411 views 8,026 votes
  4. vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
    70,349 views 27,104 votes
  5. vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
    108,071 views 9,660 votes
  6. vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
    30,385 views 2,119 votes
  7. vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
    1,688 views 214 votes
  8. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
    51,231 views
  9. vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of drinking and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
    15,541 views 464 votes
  10. vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
    2,953 views 506 votes
  11. vote 5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    Hurricane Bianca, the story of a bullied gay man who transforms into a ferocious drag queen to exact revenge on the small-minded town that shunned him, is less than 48 ...
    8,510 views 128 votes
  12. vote The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
    20,460 views 1,651 votes
  13. vote Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
    4,679 views 3,393 votes
  14. vote Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    The fine people at BurritoBox have introduced the world- or at least West Hollywood, where the first Burrito Box is located- to the concept of the on-demand ...
    352 views 33 votes
  15. vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...
    10,336 views 503 votes
  16. vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
    42,664 views 1,361 votes
  17. The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    If you're unfamiliar with the term, defenestration means "to throw a person or thing from a window." In this case, I am writing about defenestration from a ...
    5,332 views 16 votes
  18. vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
    28,065 views 1,850 votes
  19. vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
    2,995 views 227 votes
  20. 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    During San Diego Comic-Con 2014 at the Courtyard by Marriott Superhero HQ experience, Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin made an appearance to crown the King ...
    12,748 views 21 votes
  21. vote 48 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLVIII

    48 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Superbowl XLVIII

    The greatest Super Bowl food displays ever highlights the most important part of Super Sunday: the food. Superbowl parties can be made or broken by the super spread the ...
    15,354 views 1,166 votes
  22. vote 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
    135,408 views 9,700 votes
  23. Geekie Awards 2014 Attends Talk About What Makes Them Geeks

    Geekie Awards 2014 Attends Talk About What Makes Them Geeks

    The Geekie Awards 2014 brought many of the geek community's finest to the Avalon Theater in Hollywood, CA where a slew of nominees went head-to-head in categories like ...
    389 views 20 votes
  24. vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    Naming the best alternative rock songs of all time is quite the burden to anyone that considers themselves a fan of alt rock. As someone who proudly wears that moniker, ...
    544 views 246 votes
  25. vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
    5,715 views 83 votes