Danielle Dauenhauer

Danielle Dauenhauer

west hollywood, California
Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. +vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    11,009 views 42,075 votes
    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
  2. +vote 50 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Super Bowl 50

    50 Epic Super Bowl Food Displays for Super Bowl 50

    2,472 votes
    The greatest Super Bowl food displays ever highlights the most important part of Super Sunday: the food. Superbowl parties can be made or broken by the super spread the ...
  3. +vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    3,431 views 31,829 votes
    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
  4. +vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    4,378 views 31,218 votes
    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
  5. +vote The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 51 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    2,156 views 28,275 votes
    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
  6. +vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    11,102 votes
    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
  7. +vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    770 votes
    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
  8. 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    1,191 views 11,301 votes
    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
  9. +vote What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    6,014 votes
    Vote for the ones that you'll see the most at parties, or play a drinking game take a shot every time you see someone in these costumes this year. If you bought a 2 ...
  10. +vote Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    4,740 votes
    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
  11. +vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    733 votes
    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of alcohol and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
  12. +vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    3,192 votes
    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
  13. +vote 24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    24 Reasons USC Is Better Than UCLA

    812 votes
    Saying that USC is better than UCLA is like saying the sky is blue - most people will accept this as fact while a select few will try and tell you that sometimes it's ...
  14. +vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    379 votes
    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
  15. Geekie Awards 2014 Attends Talk About What Makes Them Geeks

    Geekie Awards 2014 Attends Talk About What Makes Them Geeks

    20 votes
    The Geekie Awards 2014 brought many of the geek community's finest to the Avalon Theater in Hollywood, CA where a slew of nominees went head-to-head in categories like ...
  16. 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    21 votes
    During San Diego Comic-Con 2014 at the Courtyard by Marriott Superhero HQ experience, Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin made an appearance to crown the King ...
  17. +vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    1,475 votes
    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
  18. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
  19. +vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    141 votes
    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
  20. +vote The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    58 votes
    Today was a heart breaker for the True Blue, this fan included. In the wake of our postseason dreams ending at the hands of the Cardinals (again), it seemed necessary to ...
  21. +vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    699 votes
    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...
  22. +vote Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    Insane Vending Machines You Didn't Know You Needed

    6,515 votes
    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
  23. +vote 16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    16 Squirrels That Look Like Radiohead

    3,284 votes
    Believe it or not, and I don't think Tom Lennon did when he suggested it as an (im)possible list for Buzzfeed, there are a lot of squirrels that look like Radiohead.
  24. +vote The 27 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 27 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    4,031 votes
    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4... animal style. Stuck in a ...
  25. Everything You Thought You'd See At The AVN Awards (And Did)

    Everything You Thought You'd See At The AVN Awards (And Did)

    The 32nd annual AVN Awards were held January 21-24 in Las Vegas, NV and the event was nothing short of everything you'd expect it to be. From the trade show ...