Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. vote 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
    133,730 views 9,597 votes
  2. vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
    2,638 views 206 votes
  3. vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
    390,762 views 11,210 votes
  4. vote Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    Take Note, IOC: Sports We Think Should Be In The Olympics

    As a former collegiate softball player, I was one of many saddened to see the sport excised from the Olympics in recent years. This, however, is not a list of sports we ...
    2,757 views 495 votes
  5. vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    546,415 views 6,472 votes
  6. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
    46,958 views
  7. vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
    64,747 views 26,640 votes
  8. vote The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    There are certain types of movies you don't want to watch with your parents: porn, gross-out comedies, home movies and, well, porn (you really don't want any of that).
    47,511 views 4,180 votes
  9. vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the Internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
    90,468 views 8,579 votes
  10. vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
    1,448 views 187 votes
  11. vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
    25,624 views 1,974 votes
  12. 15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    15 Things You Probably Didn't Know About George RR Martin

    During San Diego Comic-Con 2014 at the Courtyard by Marriott Superhero HQ experience, Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin made an appearance to crown the King ...
    11,978 views 21 votes
  13. Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

    Leprechaun: Origins Zach Lipovsky's 5 Most Influential Films

    Zach Lipovsky is rebranding a franchise. More than a decade since 2003's Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood, with the new involvement of WWE Entertainment, a new movie has ...
    658 views
  14. See No Evil 2's Kaj-Erik Eriksen's UFO Abduction Must-Haves

    See No Evil 2's Kaj-Erik Eriksen's UFO Abduction Must-Haves

    Kaj-Erik Eriksen loves Jim Beam, Swiss Army knives, and dogs (though not necessarily in that order). The veteran actor, perhaps best known for roles on television series ...
    312 views 6 votes
  15. vote See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    See No Evil 2's Danielle Harris Ranks Her Top Scream Queens

    Considering actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who SHE thinks belongs on a ...
    5,481 views 70 votes
  16. vote 5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    5 Reasons To Donate To Hurricane Bianca RIGHT NOW!

    Hurricane Bianca, the story of a bullied gay man who transforms into a ferocious drag queen to exact revenge on the small-minded town that shunned him, is less than 48 ...
    8,480 views 128 votes
  17. vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of drinking and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
    9,228 views 257 votes
  18. vote Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Best RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes & Catch Phrases

    Season 6 of "RuPaul's Drag Race" has ended, and rounding up the best catch phrases from "Drag Race" season 6 seemed like a must. Featuring some of ...
    3,661 views 3,321 votes
  19. vote The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    The 8 REAL Reasons The Dodgers Lost The NLDS

    Today was a heart breaker for the True Blue, this fan included. In the wake of our postseason dreams ending at the hands of the Cardinals (again), it seemed necessary to ...
    1,723 views 58 votes
  20. vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
    79,918 views 7,684 votes
  21. The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    The 13 Scariest Internet Memes of All Time

    Looking for a meme that brings every irrational fear you've ever had while you're alone to life? You've found 13. These are a few of the most pervasive, creepiest, ...
    815,126 views
  22. vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
    23,364 views 1,725 votes
  23. 7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    7 Dead People Accidentally Used for Halloween Decorations

    That moment when you realize the "fake" body at a haunted house is real? Awesome. Until, that is, you realize it's not a real person playing dead, but a real ...
    145,408 views
  24. vote 36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
    21,644 views 985 votes
  25. The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    The Best and Worst Things About Defenstration

    If you're unfamiliar with the term, defenestration means "to throw a person or thing from a window." In this case, I am writing about defenestration from a ...
    5,104 views 16 votes