Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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  1. vote The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    The 47 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

    Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better.
    226,391 views 8,494 votes
  2. vote The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

    Picking a funny trivia team name can often make or break a trivia night because, let's face it, this may be your only chance at a win for the night. Crafting a quiz team ...
    139,288 views 1,469 votes
  3. vote The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    The 50 Fattest Animals in Internet History

    These fat, adorable animals are what I would look like if I were any of these animals. These are the fattest animals on the internet in all their obese glory. There are ...
    54,149 views 5,091 votes
  4. vote The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    The 19 Craziest Baseball Stadium Snacks

    Let's face facts: this is America and disgusting food makes everything better. A six-hour drive up the Interstate: stop at In N Out for a 4x4...animal style. Stuck in a ...
    19,894 views 1,636 votes
  5. vote What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    What Was the Most Annoying Halloween Costume of 2012?

    Vote for the ones that you'll see the most at parties, or play a drinking game take a shot every time you see someone in these costumes this year. If you bought a 2 ...
    35,843 views 6,014 votes
  6. vote What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    What Historical Figure Would You Bet On In A Poker Game?

    Because there's nothing better for you to do at work today (besides play online poker), now seems like the perfect time to discuss how historical figures might fare in a ...
    1,179 views 125 votes
  7. vote 25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    25 Species Of Animals That Are Skeptical Of Roombas

    GIFs of species of animals who are skeptical of Roombas are perhaps the best thing ever to happen to the internet. Animals? Check. Small appliances? Check. Video ...
    9,737 views 501 votes
  8. vote 36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    36 Crazy Vending Machines From Around the World

    First things first: why aren't more things available in vending machines? Sure, you can get your sodas, cup of noodles, and even bowling socks from a vending machine, ...
    19,755 views 774 votes
  9. vote Danielle Harris SDCC Best Scream Queens

    Danielle Harris SDCC Best Scream Queens

    Seeing as actress Danielle Harris is known as one of the top scream queens in the genre today, it seemed only appropriate to ask her about who she thinks belongs on a ...
    956 views 16 votes
  10. vote Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    Best Trivia Team Names Ever

    The best trivia team names are often ones that are topical or timeless, and some of the top quiz team names ever are here on this list of the greatest trivia team names.
    4,041 views 1,240 votes
  11. vote The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    The Best Bianca Del Rio Catchphrases & Quotes

    Bianca Del Rio is one of the fiercest drag queens to come out of "RuPaul's Drag Race" season 6 (or the world, for that matter), and she has some of the best ...
    59,982 views 25,970 votes
  12. Top 10 Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    Top 10 Most Ironic Deaths of All Time (Vol. 2)

    If you're thinking this list is going to be all about Alanis Morissette-like references to "too many spoons when all you need is a knife", kindly open a new ...
    57,500 views
  13. The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

    The 23 Most Ridiculous Deaths of 2012

    Bizarre deaths were in no short supply in 2012. All through the year people were finding weird, crazy, unbelievable ways to die and these are the best/worst of the ...
    134,302 views
  14. The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    The 20 Absolute Worst Parents of 2012

    Parenthood is not easy. Bad parenting, however, appears to be quite simple if the bad dads and moms of 2012 are an accurate example of parents this year.From parents who ...
    39,638 views
  15. vote The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    The Most Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

    There are certain types of movies you don't want to watch with your parents: porn, gross-out comedies, home movies and, well, porn (you really don't want any of that).
    26,287 views 2,649 votes
  16. vote ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    ALT 98.7's Best Alt Songs Of "All Time"...My Way

    Naming the best alternative rock songs of all time is quite the burden to anyone that considers themselves a fan of alt rock. As someone who proudly wears that moniker, ...
    379 views 188 votes
  17. vote The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    The Stuff Guys REALLY Talk About On Boys' Night Out

    You may have noticed (because you can read) that this list was written by a woman."Hey," you might say, "what's a chick doing writing about the sh*t guys ...
    15,665 views 1,444 votes
  18. vote 31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    31 Kids Who Were Forced Into Amazing Halloween Costumes

    These Halloween costumes for kids who don't know why they're awesome is pretty much a tribute to parents who use their children for all the right things, namely ...
    38,082 views 4,136 votes
  19. vote 32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    32 Bianca Del Rio GIFs To Gag Over

    Shade, shade, SHADE, and clown realness; sh*t, you must be talking about THE Bianca Del Rio. From the bars and clubs of New York and New Orleans to the catwalks of ...
    67,276 views 6,865 votes
  20. vote Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    Famous Men an Ordinary Girl Might Have a Shot With

    We've all dreamed about it: a chance encounter with a celebrity in a bar, a grocery store, the Dodgers game, or the sex shop (don't judge; the Dodgers are good now) that ...
    1,984 views 447 votes
  21. vote Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    Ranker Tries the Burrito Box

    The fine people at BurritoBox have introduced the world- or at least West Hollywood, where the first Burrito Box is located- to the concept of the on-demand ...
    303 views 33 votes
  22. vote The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The Best Spicy Food Cures

    The best spicy food cures is quite the subjective list of hot food remedies. While everyone that chooses to eat really spicy food has at least one thing in common ...
    2,396 views 188 votes
  23. vote The 50 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    The 50 Greatest Pictures of Animals Sitting Like People

    Animals that think they're people are the best. They sit in front of your computer and pretend to do your taxes, chill next to you on the couch and freak out during ...
    88,369 views 10,578 votes
  24. The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    The 20 Greatest Internet Memes of the 1990s

    As early as the ‘80s, there were precursors to the Scumbag Steves and the Socially Awkward Penguins of the world. The ‘90s, though, were the decade that made it harder ...
    68,965 views
  25. vote The Best Drinking Games

    The Best Drinking Games

    The best drinking games of all time are designed to do one thing: get you messed up. If a night of drinking and beer games is what you're after, there's no finer option ...
    7,572 views 180 votes