Danielle Dauenhauer

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Danielle Dauenhauer once jumped into the Hudson River on a dare and managed to survive with only one horrible deformity. She beat Ken Jennings on Jeopardy!, but as part of a conspiracy perpetrated by the Illuminati, the episode never aired. She's also turned down FWB requests from John Mayer and Chris Pine because, you know, not trying to have that many Eskimo sisters. Oh, she also works at Ranker and wildly exaggerates like, everything. So that.
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