Dave Howard has been an online journalist since 2005, when he launched Crackpot Press.com. CPP's work in fiction, entertainment , politics, and sports has been featured on NBCcom, WSJ.com,. Crooks and Liars, Wonkette and Raw Story; just to name a few. During the Beijing Olympics, Dave appeared in the documentary "A Shot At Glory," a profile of the USA beach volleyball team, for USA TODAY TV.
He has also written for the official sites of UFC champs Chuck "Iceman" Liddell, Forrest Griffin, Comedian David Alan Grier and Interior Design Guru Chroistopher Lowell.
Yes, the muppet looks just like him.
Kevin Smith, director of "Clerks" and "Clerks 2" is mad royalty at Comic Con. Probably because he is one of the few filmmakers that knows his place in the space. Unlike other comic geeks like Tarantino and Rodriguez, he embraces his crowd and attends nearly every year. It's the best panel but even if you are at Comic Con it's tough to get in the room. So without standing in line and waiting for days here are the 6 best moments of Kevin Smith at Comic Con, all caught on tape.
The LAPD has performed a bltizkreig assault on the real Superheroes of Hollywood Blvd ( http://ow.ly/1Wsch ). Just in front of the world famous Grauman's Chinese Theater, dozens of Real-Life people who dress as superheroes on a daily basis were rounded up in a raid. In a sinister government plot not seen since "Heroes., Police jailed members of the" X-Men," Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Bumblebee, Mr. Incredible and Catwoman for loitering.
The Incredible Hulk and Superman were just two of the iconic loiterers who outsmarted the fuzz and returned to panhandle another day. Unlike these classic, renowned panhandlers, here are 12 people who really make a difference with their superhero costumes.
After we saw the news of the couple in Japan who were married by a robot ( http://ow.ly/1NOiPAh), we realized it's time for June, a.k.a. Wedding Season. It's the time of year when the sanctity of marriage and love are celebrated with crab cakes, white frosting and drunken bridesmaids giving it up for pre-screened strangers. Here are the most insane and ridiculous wedding themes we have ever seen. But hey, look at this this way: they're better than Vegas!... Kind of.
Alas, while some people are still not allowed to partake, there are others who should not be allowed to join in the fun. You know who I am talking about, these are the folks whose passions for a hobby rank as holier than both the sacred word of God or the exalted slurring of a Dean Martin impersonator. Until these weirdo wedding rituals are absolved... weddings aren't safe for anyone.
When you're a superhero, pretty much every scene starts off with fetish outfits, but that alone isn't creepy enough to make this list of the weirdest, most awkward and outright disturbing sex scenes in comic book movie history. Prepare yourself, because all the rock hard abs and busty babes in the world ain't enough to make THESE scenes sexy...
In celebration of 4-20-10, we have put together the definitive list of the most influential, memorable, lovable and abhorable stoners throughout this history of film. Hollywood has taken two different paths when portraying stoners, one that is realistic and one that is played for for laughs. Let's take a look at how the stoner has been portrayed as a character throughout the ages.
Also, there is a new remastered release of "Reefer Madness" available on Blu-Ray that will be screening in theaters around the nation, including the Egyptian in Hollywood. So grab a spliff, some Doritos and some cheap fast food and enjoy!
In recent news, a woman with 40 LL sized breasts almost (accidentally) killed her husband during sex (using her breasts): http://ow.ly/1y2d9 . In light of this (the husband is fine), we've found the 11 most notable examples of people unexpectedly dying during or because of sex in some way shape or form. The first two are Popes (condensed into one item, for your convenience)!
The Girls of Summer are back! The beach, beer, boardshorts and bikini sport (and possibly best way to make a living) is back April 15. With Kerri Walsh knocked up and out of competition, here are the best (and hottest) girls of the field.
Jesus' face is everywhere! Jesus sightings are often quoted as evidence of the greatest comeback of all time (the resurrection of Jesus, not Sandra Bullock's career). To recognize our buddy Christ, we're listing the most awesome/funny Jesus sightings of all time, from Jesus on toast, to Jesus' face seen on a fish stick.
For many years people have been pushing a ton of unnecessary exercises on us. Here are the ones you can skip in favor of more important things, like eating.
The Muppet Mash-Up has become one of the better genre surprises on You Tube. At first, they were just poorly retreaded Ernie and Bert impersonations over old Sesame Street footage, but they have evolved into an ongoing challenge to see who can mash the beloved family icons up with the craziest, and preferably the most inappropriate, soundtracks imaginable... as you will soon see. Here are the ten best we could find, judged on originality, synchcronization and passion.
So you want to take part in the non-sanctioned office NCAA March Madness Bracket pool, but you don't know anything about it? Don't be intimidated by the jocks in the office who spew forth knowledge about the Jordan vs. Ewing rivalry. Picking a perfect bracket is damn near impossible. In fact, the more knowledge you have can actually be a hindrance. Here are the basics to give yourself a respectable appearance to the VP with his office painted Kentucky Blue.
Oh and there are pictures of college cheerleaders.
After winning their Oscars, these not-so-magnificent seven went on to embarrass the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Science with the rest of their so-called "careers". Those Oscar laurels must be preeetty comfy. Here are the top 7 Oscar winners turned losers.