Here is a couple's guide to 5 sex positions that will sooner lead to sprained muscles and torn ligaments than to orgasm. Enjoy.
February 15, 2010
It's Superbowl 44 and at every Super bowl party, there exists a plethora of party dips. Usually, among those dips is the ultimate dip, yes the GOD of dips: the 5 layer dip. The thing most people like about 5 layer dip? You can dip just about anything into it, whether it be a slippery carrot (which is hardly good for salsa dipping) or a Saltine cracker. Not surprisingly, Doritos actually make for the perfect flavor pairing and dipping mechanism. Try it.
There are several variations of this easy party food, but I've whipped up (don't worry, kids. It has been tried on an audience before) an original recipe for the best super bowl dip for all of you football (and food) fans.
All you need to start this recipe is an 8'' X 14'' inch.....something. You don't have to be all fancy. Come on, it's a Superbowl dip and it's the Superbowl.
Oh, and to garnish, scallions and olives are customary and perfect. Nobody will know that you made a really cheap party food.
January 16, 2010
These are the top new year's resolutions everyone makes but doesn't keep. I don't know about you, but I never keep my resolutions. New Year's resolutions are made to be broken. Congrats to those of you that can actually keep the new years resolutions that you make. Seriously. However, there are several commonly made resolutions that almost never work out. Sure, at breakfast on New Year's Day with the pals you may say something like "I resolve to take better care of my belongings." Easy, right? Look at the back of your car in December to see how you did. I'm here to help.
January 07, 2010
What to do, what to do. You don't want to wait in line at a bar/club? You and your significant other want to just stay in and have other couples over? You hate getting dressed up and/or having to spend money on a new outfit? Personally, when this time of year rolls around, there is nothing I would rather do that curl up in front of the fireplace with a cup of spiked hot chocolate and watch the ball drop with my friends/significant other. But, I don't have a fireplace.
Here are some ideas on what to do for a more laid back NYE, spent with those closest to you. If you want to dress up, though, you still can. I mean, what is NYE without some sparkle? Even if it is a sparkly scrunchie from Wal-Mart.
December 30, 2009
Accessories for any New Years Eve party are just as important , if not MORE important, than your outfit. Accessories are the things that make the perfect outfit "pop", and they will for sure help you to get noticed in a crowd. They also make for perfect conversation starters. Like your mom telling you not to go out without a jacket, here are 5 things you cannot live without at a New Year's Ever party. Lock and load, ladies!
December 30, 2009
Celebrities' quotes often make them all sound like Paris Hilton (who will obviously be on this list). This decade's dumbest celebrity quotes will make you feel a little better yourself, but a little bit worse about the world.
December 22, 2009
Want to get laid for the holidays? Sex for Christmas would make anyone jolly, and finding a lover at a holiday party is as easy as you want to be. Just follow these simple tips to Holi-Lays for the Holidays! Dos and Don'ts to Making It this time of year. Man or woman, this list of sexy-making ideas will help you find someone to warm your wintry nights. If these suggestions don't work, you clearly need more egg nog.
December 21, 2009
The new show from Fox, Glee, is the best new show on television this season. Not only is the casting phenomenal, but the show is just damn smart. Can you believe that this show (a show about a high school glee club) is being put out by the same guys that gave us Nip/Tuck. Well is has the same kooky flavor, that's for sure. Although "Glee" may appear to outsiders to be about a glee club full of sunshine, rainbows and sunflowers, it actually deals with real, gritty issues under all of the song and dance (which is AMAZING, by the way). Top it off with the fact that anyone heavily involved with the making of this show is raking some serious dough. The first single from the hit show "Don't Stop Believin'" has already gone GOLD on iTunes. Genius marketing tactic. Hoorah, "Glee". On top of THAT, Madonna has just signed over all of her rights to the show, which is a smart move on her part. I mean, is anyone buying her new music anymore?
The following are reasons YOU should watch the phenomena that is "Glee". Oh yeah, it airs Wednesday nights at 8PM on FOX. You can also watch all of the episodes on Hulu, which is super convenient.
December 21, 2009
The hottest men of 2009. The following is a list of the studliest of the studs to hit the small screen in 2009, with accompanying clips of their respective studliness. The hottest men of the small screen in 2009. Their studliness and their talent have contributed largely to the heart murmurs of teenage girls and cougars all over, and although many of us have had long term relationships with some of these studs for a few years, every time they come back, they come back stronger and sexier than ever.
December 21, 2009
The year 2009 has proven that there will never be a shortage of hunks on the small screen (Who uses the word "hunk" anymore? Apparently me). However, before 2009, there was never a shortage of studs onscreen. As we embark into the last year of a hot and studly decade, these are some of the hotties that have gotten our motors running for the past ten years. Men, take note.
December 18, 2009
What is the cutest video of 2009? Babies and animals take the cake for being the cutest things on earth. These are the cutest videos that have circulated the internet this year. So innocent, so new, so fragile. They often do things that are out of the ordinary, simply because they don't know any better. They also do things they always do, but make us laugh when they do them. These moments will make you smile. Hopefully there are more of these moments to come in 2010.
December 10, 2009
Most rock bands pride themselves on their music and their look. We all hear their music on the radio...now let's rate their looks. 2009 has seen many many new acts, and many comebacks. Not only are these rockers/bands/frontmen/frontwomen sexy, but they are truly among the most talented of our generation. 2009 has seen the growth of the rock music industry, bringing indie acts to the top of our hit lists. These artists have broken through barriers that have never been shot down and have proven and will continue to prove that they are forces to be reckoned with. If their voices do not make you smile and/or quiver, there is a serious problem and you should get your ears checked, STAT.
November 20, 2009
2009 was a great year for celebrities. Well, some had better years than others, but these drunken moments prove that ALL publicity is GOOD publicity. We are still talking about them, right? I mean, even if they haven't made a good movie/TV show/commercial/whatever in years, we are sucked in again by moments like these moments. The following are the most embarrassing (publicity stunts) drunken moments of 2009.
November 20, 2009
Thanksgiving is for giving thanks, yes. But more importantly for those of us in the over 21 set, it is a chance to get slightly hammered with mom and dad. And uncle. And cousin. And cousin's friend from college with nice abs. And his children. The following are reasons one might want to get drunk with whomever they are with on Turkey Day, good and bad.
November 19, 2009
How to make Gingerbread cookies or a Gingerbread Cookie Man, isn't rocket science. It's a lot of fun and the kids or your drunk friends can even help decorate them. Perfect recipe for both Thanksgiving and Christmas. At Thanksgiving, it is a taste of what is to come for Christmas, a welcome mat to the holiday season, if you will. At Christmas, these cookies are a fine accompaniment to any dessert. AND it is THE perfect cookie for those of you who do not like sweets. They are not chocolate and they have just the right amount of bitterness. Something for both the guys and gals to enjoy!
This is a very simple recipe: mix the wet ingredients separately from the dry, combine them, chill the dough for an hour, scoop spoonfuls onto a greased baking sheet for 10 to 12 minutes at 350 degrees. You can make them into gingerbread men if you wish.
November 19, 2009
3 Retro recipes and classic snacks that will save you money and remind you of your childhood. As a kid of the 80's, I am no stranger to recipes that were passed along from generation to generation. Although it was always fun eating TV dinners while watching Wheel of Fortune and heating up that Hungry Man dessert brownie, I thoroughly enjoyed when my parents actually cooked something. In fact, when I went to college, a lot of these recipes worked for my budget and time. What college kid wants to stay home cooking foie gras or drumming up some recipe for stuffed beef sirloin? That may sound good, but if you don't have the time for it, you might as well not even touch it. The following are recipes from the days of yore (well, my days of yore) that I know you will enjoy.
November 19, 2009
Need a movie or two for the five nights leading up to the big day? Are you itching to get into the spirit? I have you covered. I've got some classics, some 90's flicks, and one with that really hot guy from that small move "The Dark Night". Snuggle up and watch with someone, or watch alone, if you dare.
October 27, 2009
Bottom line: everyone relates to music. Whether you are going to interview with the manager at an old-blooded company, or meeting prospective in-laws, the music below is always an easy way to relate. When things get tough, talk about music. In an economy like this, pulling out that music card is definitely a way to break down the corporate wall. Try it. I mean, if the interview is going really badly, what have you got to lose? Most of all, those that are not quite into to the Gen-Y malarkey that we're into will appreciate the fact that we appreciate their golden years. Picture this: a drunken conversation with your gun-cleaning, tool-using, father-in-law to be. One mention of Frankie Valli and he will turn off all the lights and start to dance with his wife, cigar in hand. Then, at that moment, you will be golden...and you can bang his daughter.
October 27, 2009
Shia LaBeouf is hot. In light of "Transformers 2" being released on DVD, I figured I would shine a light on Shia's previous accomplishments, none of which, I might add, include "Transformers". Yes, while all of you were being corrupted watching "Sex and the City" in your parents bedrooms as freshman in high school, I was, in fact, watching the birth of one of the brightest young stars of today on the Disney Channel. I know most of you watched it too, don't lie. Not that "Sex and the City" is a horrible show, I mean it is practically the modern woman's guide to life, but that is for another day. On to Shia...
October 27, 2009
2009 unique sexy Halloween costumes ideas for your everywoman. At any Halloween party, there are costumes that one may deem "sexy". There is always the Alice In Wonderland costume with the garter belt, the slutty Sheriff wearing fishnets and platform boots, and who could forget the referee who bends over to show everyone her thong. There are also those certain costumes that, although creative, are not sexy at all. Not saying that everything has to be sexy, but for many women, Halloween is the one time of the year we get to show our scandalous side out in the open. Take for instance Lindsay Lohan's costume in "Mean Girls". Although a dead bride is a scary costume, she wore a big frizzy wig and big yellow teeth. That said, there are many extremely gross characters that one can make incredibly sexy. A dead bride can be made tastefully (or not so tastefully) sexy. So if you want to be creatively sexy, read on ladies, read on.
October 27, 2009
Schwartzman, Jason. It just rolls off your tongue. Those brows. That mole. That side swept hair. Jason Schwartzman was the start of the real life revenge of the nerds. Through being funny and equally as musically talented, he has caused women in their 20's, 30's, 40's and yes, even 50's to swoon. Men think he is a comic genius. He is awkwardly suave. Oxy moron it may be, but there is just something about him. Whether he is bringing audiences a laugh through dialogue or giving us a cool new tune to listen to, Mr. Schwartzman has done it all. The following is a list of 5 of the best things he has been a part of, and if you haven't seen or heard any one of these, you are severely behind and you need to get on it, STAT. I mean ASAP.
October 27, 2009
Halloween costume ideas 2009. For the couples on a budget, and short on Halloween costume ideas for 2009, here are some easy costumes you guys can 100% Thrift Store. What to do when it is almost a week until Halloween and you and your significant other have nothing to wear for the big party? Worry not. While these costumes are extremely easy, they also pay homage to famous couples of the big and little screen, which people will not only love, but they will appreciate. Plus, while a lot of couple costumes are lame and overdone, (cough, Prince Charming and Cinderella, cough, cough) these are fun as hell. If you don't have a significant other, who cares? Do it with a friend, even if you two are the same sex, which is more funny anyway.
October 27, 2009
Halloween party music is a must at your monster bash this year. This is the time to let out your maximum cheese (I just did in the last sentence). And let's face it, any party where there is drinking involved, people will dance to anything. Sure some people will dance without alcohol in their system, but let's just embrace the fact that it takes some of us a little liquid courage to jump on the dance floor. On Halloween, there is never a set of rules for music. I don't think there are set rules for any holiday, but usually "Monster Mash" gets pretty boring after hearing it for the 50th time. At least here in Los Angeles, people don't care about making the music fit the party. All of our parties will for sure have a mixture of the typical Rihanna/Miley/Britney variety. Nothing wrong with that, but shouldn't people at least try to spice it up a little? The following bands give off that Halloween-y vibe. So for your party, make sure these bands make an appearance, and you will not be disappointed.
October 27, 2009
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