The bitch slap is more than just a slap. It's an outright smack across the face and when it's delievered, you know it's important. Bitch slaps are such a potent display of visceral power that movies have been using them since the beginning of the medium, and when used at just the right time and particularly when delivered unto a worthy recipient, they are some of the most satisfying wallops around. Here are the ten most powerful bitchslaps in movie history.
March 12, 2010
Curl up in a blanket, turn the lights down low and get ready to watch the ten most terrifying commercials (originally aimed at children) you'll ever see.
March 08, 2010
George W. Bush had his slew of off-color statements that Liberals took feverish delight in tearing apart. Well, Barack Obama has had his fair share of ridiculous statements that give the other side plenty of ammunition to fire right on back.
Here are the eight most cringe-worthy moments in all their glory...or horror, depending on which way you look at it.
March 01, 2010
We live in a rational world with rational laws. Tales of the paranormal and supernatural have no place in real life... Or do they? Here are five strange cases that will give the average skeptic, including this writer, some food for thought...or at least some entertaining stories to tell after watching horror movies with a group of friends.
February 20, 2010
In the early 20th century, one strange sexually-related "old wives' tale" was if a woman sneezed after sex, she would expel the semen from her body and would not get pregnant. Well, beliefs were even weirder before we came upon something wonderful that we like to call "medical science". Here are 10 weird sex beliefs from a time when if you didn't know something about science, you'd just make it up.
February 10, 2010
Bullshit Job [bool-shit job] - noun - 1. A job requiring little skill that is obtained simply to pay the bills that you're forced to pay every month. 2. A job shoveling the dung of bulls.
We've all had them and we've all had to sit through the idiotic training videos before we start them. As idiotic as they always were, though, the one good thing you could expect was to have a laugh or two at the video's earnest expense. Let's have a few more laughs, shall we?
February 04, 2010
Fellow frustrated heterosexual males: are you tired of being alone? Sick of hearing "there are plenty of fish in the sea"? Well, up to now, we’ve only ever considered half the fish that are even out there, haven't we? What about the other half? What about the fish that are gay?
If there's a little gay in all of us, then here are nine good reasons why letting that flag fly could work if your hetero single life is in the dumps. Get ready to open your mind, among other things, to new horizons.
February 04, 2010
The playoffs are over now and two teams have the chance to win the ultimate prize: the Super Bowl. Players on both teams have chances gain glory, establish legends and, of course, suffer humiliation. Here's a list of the 10 biggest Super Bowl FAILS of all time and the people behind them.
February 04, 2010
"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." Unfortunately the Academy doesn't always see it that way. Here are the 10 most brilliant performances that should've been given Oscar gold, but were not because of a long held (and slowly dwindling) bias against the ability to make people laugh.
February 02, 2010
Recently, a devastating series of earthquakes rocked the small Third World country of Haiti. The country now lies in ruins because of this horrible event which has caused a still unknown number of deaths. The reason? According to TV's resident nut job Pat Robertson, it's because the Haitians entered into a pact with the devil and now he's asking them to pay up.
But that's not the only time Pat has offered us some wizard-like insight. Here's a highlight of some of Pat Robertson's most shining moments, starting with the most recent.
January 25, 2010
Here are the most bizarre moments in sex ed videos from a time when adults had nothing better to do than carry around diagrams of genitals and invade the personal boundaries of children.
January 20, 2010
Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show is one of the funniest, most original shows on TV today and now it looks like NBC might be giving him the boot. Taking away the Tonight Show from Conan O'Brien, and therefore the world, would be one of NBC's biggest mistakes ever...but as we all know, TV is FULL of dumbass moves. Here's a list of the biggest.
Note: items 5-7 have one thing in common.
January 20, 2010
We lost a lot of good people in 2009, let's hope we lose all the right ones in 2010. This is not a list about people I hate.
It's a list that contains people whose death would make the world a better place. You're welcome.
January 20, 2010
Ever wanted to slap a politician? Get in line - you have to wait for the world's politicians to finish slapping - and frankly beating the living crap out of - each other first.
I present to you the best examples of actual physical assaults between politicians from all around the world. Even a wish from a Miss America contestant wouldn't bring these people together (though a measely $10K from a lobbyist probably would).
January 19, 2010
In these hard economic times, many of us are out there looking for work, but where should one even start? Did you cut your teeth in the auto trade? Ha! Good luck. Is your basic training in real estate? Whoa there, try again! Are you a college graduate tired of flipping burgers at McDonald's? Do you ever think, there's just so much more to life, like being penetrated by two penises? If you answered yes to any of these questions then maybe you should take a look at a career in the exciting world of pornographic films!
January 17, 2010
Everyone has an opinion. All opinions were created equal. But some opinions were created more equal than others. Here are the top 10 subjects absolutely everyone has more than just an opinion on. They have God-given facts on their side, whether they're wrong or right. Ugh.
January 11, 2010
