Real name: Ian Kronenberg
Read my stuff and agree with me, that's all I ask. I don't hate everything as my name states, but there is a lot that pisses me off and this is a productive way to make fun of it. My humor is all in fun, but never clean, PG, or PC, so fuck off if you can't take a joke.
Americans love cheap, fatty, delicious food, and there are more than enough places to choose from to make that ass larger, heart slower, and diabetes closer to reality. On the way though, why not ruin your body with some quality?
These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose.
Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's bare breasts in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together.
This is the most painful list you will ever read and we apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.
Millions of people visit the golden arches on a regular, if not daily, basis. So it's only natural that a few of them are going to walk through the doors and start some serious shit. Here are the most violent things that've happened to people at a McDonald's while Ronald's back was turned.
Being jobless doesn't have to be all bad. Sure, you're up at 4AM wondering how you're going to keep your car and probably lose your shirt over unpaid credit card/loan bills. But if you just change your point of view a tiny little bit, you will see that you are more free than you've been since your senior year of high school.
Megan Fox is the worst actor ever, but she getsaway with it cause she's hot. Here are some other actors that come in below par, yet somehow achieve fame. These are the actors that everyone knows, get loads of offers for films, and leave you constantly wondering why that is since they suck total ass. These actors ruin films, or get cast in other movies that are horrible to begin with and they just add insult to injury.
Recession, octomom, ridiculously frequent celebrity deaths, PIRATES!, the balloon boy hoax--2009 was filled with WTF?!?! Whether tragic, triumphant or just too weird to be believed, 2009 brought the bzuh?! From Obama's swearing in to Palin's bowing out to--what exactly happened in Iran, again? Relive the WTF that was 2009.
Matthew McConaughey is the lucky kind of guy that gets to have sex with tons of hot women, gets paid millions to act in shitty movies, doesn't really do anything great for society and somehow gets away with all of it. For those reasons and more, we hate his guts. Here is a detailed list of why you should too.
From a famous actress who threatened to molest her neighbor's dog to a supermodel with cell phones of mass destruction, these women make Britney Spears look like a normal, well-adjusted mother-of-the-year. They're the craziest chicks in the world - or at least the battiest b*tches of the decade. Their lives are all one big epic fail, and that's why we (and the tabloids) love them. It's also probably the only reason why most of them still have any fame left at all.
The top assholes of 2009, and what they did wrong. Eff everyone on this list up their stupid asses. Every year, evil resides within the heart of man. 2009 brought us plenty of proof.
The worst movies of 2009 are listed below. You went to the theatres, but wish you'd rented them. Going to a movie is always a gamble, but in this recession finding out that the glowing reviews in the TV adds were full of shit hurts that much more. Dropping $10 or $20 and two hours on something you regret as you walk out of the theater is like its own unique walk of shame.
The top 10 hottest women 2009 had to offer are listed here, my friends. Each had a breakout role or hit the top of the airwaves in 2009. Oh, and stop whining about the fact that I didn't put some obscure or overly obvious hot woman on here. This list is for the new girls, or the ones that made it huge. Disagree with me? Let's do this.
The top directors/producers that, for one reason or another, have deserved my utter disdain.
March 04, 2010
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kpb456
on November 14, 2009 00:24 about IHateEverything
Don't hate everything. Hate a lot of stuff, but not everything. Today, when I was in work hating it I came across this funny list. http://www.ranker.com/list/best-public-outbursts-of-2009/natzam Let me know if this list lightens your mood.
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Tina Khiani
on November 14, 2009 00:21 about IHateEverything
i feel like anyone who works high up at a fast food place also deserves a spot in hell for ruining people's health
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anup
on January 06, 2010 09:42 about IHateEverything
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