Top five picks for worst people in history. They make a lovely family portrait...
August 10, 2010
One thing we can all agree on checking out at Comic-Con are all the super attractive women dressed up as the fictional characters you wished were real since you hit puberty. Here are the best possible costumes any girl can wear at Comic-Con. Ugh.
July 27, 2010
Old Spice has managed to bring commercials from a TV necessity to something we all look forward to. The Old Spice advertising department has not only successfully reinvented their image for a younger generation, but left you with a smile on your face after a TV spot. I mean who watches commercials for fun? Well, now, WE do. Old Spice, we salute you, and in turn have compiled the 42 greatest ads for helping us smell better. Also, why 42? Because we're nerds.
July 11, 2010
In honor of the satisfying, yet somehow still underwhelming LOST ending this last weekend, we felt the need to put out a list about some other shows that just kind of flickered out in the end. Some TV shows have secured themselves in the history books by ending their runs on such a horrible note that all the previous hard work was forgotten because of one bad decision, but then there are these shows. The kind that just sit there, rotting, like that last black banana you just can't be bothered to throw out. It's not quite the same as "jumping the shark", because there isn't one glaring event that can be pinpointed to blame for the show turning to crap. It's a much sadder, slower dive into mediocrity that more than deserves its own list (in no particular order).
May 26, 2010
Here are the most ridiculous Anti-Drug PSAs ever. They're either not founded in any kind of factual information, deliver absolutely NO knowledge or are just over the top/hilarious. To accompany your viewing, here is the SMOKING/DRINKING GAME for this list: Take a hit every time something happens in one of these videos that would NEVER happen in real life. Additional smoking/drinking rules differ by item. You're allowed to play video over again to catch the smoking/drinking points only once. Have fun, be safe, get your drinks/smokes out and ready for the list and happy 420 everybody. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.
May 26, 2010
Toy developers have to come up with enough ideas every day to quench the unrelenting need of kids to have more "stuff". So it's understandable that their ideas can't all be winners, but these toys are worlds below the realm of "bad idea" of the "what the hell were you thinking" variety. Here are 11 horribly offensive and bad toys for kids that make us second guess the entire children's toy industry -- and their therapists.
April 19, 2010
Have you ever watched a movie like "The Shining" and then wondered what it might look like as a romantic comedy? Many would-be editors turned viral-video producers have wasted HOURS to make that kind of thing happen. These are the 15 best-made, cohesive, clever and brilliantly cut movie trailer reimaginings/recuts of all time.
April 13, 2010
April 1st is a wonderful day to piss off your friends and burn some bridges. How to do it, though? If done wrong, the joke could be on you. But with these tips, it should be a wonderful day for you to feel awesome by making your friends feel stupid.
April 09, 2010
A day at places like Disneyland and Six Flags is usually a mix of endless painful waiting and a few short minutes of pleasure; kind of like sex. Occasionally though, there is the all out disaster of a time where the machinery goes crazy and someone loses a limb or dies; also not unlike sex. Here's a list of the most horrible amusement park accidents that have ever happened while onlookers take out camera phones instead of helping.
April 09, 2010
Americans love cheap, fatty, delicious food, and there are more than enough places to choose from to make that ass larger, heart slower, and diabetes closer to reality. On the way though, why not ruin your body with some quality?
March 08, 2010
These are the 15 hottest well-known actresses who either have "No Nudity" clauses in their contracts or have publicly stated that they will never do a nude scene. They're sexy, beautiful, occasionally talented, and totally aren't going to show you their boobs on purpose.
Yes, we live in a world where not only will you never see Jessica Alba's bare breasts in moving, high-definition, but where Kathy Bates has been fully naked on film more times than all of these women put together.
This is the most painful list you will ever read and we apologize ahead of time. So get a box of tissues and get ready to read this devastating list. The tissues are for the tears, by the way.
June 23, 2010
Millions of people visit the golden arches on a regular, if not daily, basis. So it's only natural that a few of them are going to walk through the doors and start some serious shit. Here are the most violent things that've happened to people at a McDonald's while Ronald's back was turned.
March 02, 2010
Being jobless doesn't have to be all bad. Sure, you're up at 4AM wondering how you're going to keep your car and probably lose your shirt over unpaid credit card/loan bills. But if you just change your point of view a tiny little bit, you will see that you are more free than you've been since your senior year of high school.
February 28, 2010
Megan Fox is the worst actor ever, but she getsaway with it cause she's hot. Here are some other actors that come in below par, yet somehow achieve fame. These are the actors that everyone knows, get loads of offers for films, and leave you constantly wondering why that is since they suck total ass. These actors ruin films, or get cast in other movies that are horrible to begin with and they just add insult to injury.
February 17, 2010
Recession, octomom, ridiculously frequent celebrity deaths, PIRATES!, the balloon boy hoax--2009 was filled with WTF?!?! Whether tragic, triumphant or just too weird to be believed, 2009 brought the bzuh?! From Obama's swearing in to Palin's bowing out to--what exactly happened in Iran, again? Relive the WTF that was 2009.
January 23, 2010
Matthew McConaughey is the lucky kind of guy that gets to have sex with tons of hot women, gets paid millions to act in shitty movies, doesn't really do anything great for society and somehow gets away with all of it. For those reasons and more, we hate his guts. Here is a detailed list of why you should too.
January 05, 2010
From a famous actress who threatened to molest her neighbor's dog to a supermodel with cell phones of mass destruction, these women make Britney Spears look like a normal, well-adjusted mother-of-the-year. They're the craziest chicks in the world - or at least the battiest b*tches of the decade. Their lives are all one big epic fail, and that's why we (and the tabloids) love them. It's also probably the only reason why most of them still have any fame left at all.
December 18, 2009
The top assholes of 2009, and what they did wrong. Eff everyone on this list up their stupid asses. Every year, evil resides within the heart of man. 2009 brought us plenty of proof.
December 14, 2009
The worst movies of 2009 are listed below. You went to the theatres, but wish you'd rented them. Going to a movie is always a gamble, but in this recession finding out that the glowing reviews in the TV adds were full of shit hurts that much more. Dropping $10 or $20 and two hours on something you regret as you walk out of the theater is like its own unique walk of shame.
November 25, 2009
The top 10 hottest women 2009 had to offer are listed here, my friends. Each had a breakout role or hit the top of the airwaves in 2009. Oh, and stop whining about the fact that I didn't put some obscure or overly obvious hot woman on here. This list is for the new girls, or the ones that made it huge.
Disagree with me? Let's do this.
November 20, 2009
The top directors/producers that, for one reason or another, have deserved my utter disdain.
May 25, 2010
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