Jacob Shelton

Jacob Shelton

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A know it all when it comes to horror movies, serial killers, government conspiracies, comic books, and movies about comic books. Jacob desperately wants to see a dead body, and hasn't been punched in the face in almost a year. When not writing lists for Ranker, Jacob is a fiction reader for Nat. Brut, and a writer/editor for Kill Pretty Magazine. His first collection of short fiction, Never Be Punk Again, was released in 2015.
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  1. +vote The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    58,155 votes
    Believe it or not, extreme body modification has been happening since the dawn of civilization. Different tribes from across the world have scarred their bodies with ...
  2. +vote Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    13,078 votes
    These vintage health ads are a boatload of crazy. Sure, during every one of your favorite television shows you’re likely to see at least one pharmaceutical commercial ...
  3. +vote 17 Famous Female Cartoon Characters Voiced by Men

    17 Famous Female Cartoon Characters Voiced by Men

    10,022 votes
    The world of animation has never made much hay about the voice actors behind the characters. Usually the only people who know about the folks behind the microphones are ...
  4. +vote The Funniest Things Ever Found in Textbooks

    The Funniest Things Ever Found in Textbooks

    3,336 votes
    Whether you're in primary school, high school, or college, textbooks are the bane of a student's existence. For all we know, teachers probably hate textbooks, too ...
  5. +vote The Most Successful Government Cover Ups EVER

    The Most Successful Government Cover Ups EVER

    913 votes
    Area 51, Watergate, MK Ultra – as different as these three topics may seem, they’re all part of a series of massive government cover-ups. In the world of government ...
  6. +vote The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    18,734 votes
    If you grew up in the '90s and watched a lot TV, the TGIF lineup on ABC was something you looked forward to all week. The familiarity and charm of those Friday night ...
  7. +vote 17 Things Lady Gaga Looked Like At Super Bowl LI

    17 Things Lady Gaga Looked Like At Super Bowl LI

    1,165 votes
    No discussion of the greatest big game halftime shows is complete without mentioning a Lady Gaga Super Bowl performance. She sang Woody Guthrie and jumped off a ...
  8. +vote #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    293,650 votes
    Why? That was the first question when we heard about #aftersexselfies. It turns out, they are just as horrifying as you might imagine! Sure, it's great that you and your ...
  9. +vote The Fiercest Fist Fights In Film History

    The Fiercest Fist Fights In Film History

    245 votes
    Fight scenes and action movies go together like umbrellas in the rain, or another, better metaphor that underscores the brutal one-on-one fights in movies that you’re ...
  10. +vote 15 Mind-Blowing Rick and Morty Fan Theories

    15 Mind-Blowing Rick and Morty Fan Theories

    3,902 votes
    Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty is one of the twistiest, timey-wimey shows on television. And because of its multi-layered narrative structure, there are hundreds of Rick ...
  11. +vote Rick and Morty Memes That All Fans Will Laugh At

    Rick and Morty Memes That All Fans Will Laugh At

    5,239 votes
    Rick and Morty has quickly become of the Internet’s favorite shows. With the cartoon’s use of inter-dimensional travel, time bending, and out-there catchphrases, this ...
  12. +vote 16 Reasons Batman Is Impossible To Cast

    16 Reasons Batman Is Impossible To Cast

    233 votes
    Batman is one of the most recognizable characters of the 20th and 21st centuries. His stories have sold countless millions of comics and he’s been ...
  13. +vote Bisexuals Describe Differences of Dating Guys and Girls

    Bisexuals Describe Differences of Dating Guys and Girls

    4,472 votes
    Every comedian has a bit about how men and women are different, but only bisexuals (people who are attracted to both men and women) truly know the differences between ...
  14. +vote Dudes Who Actually Got Tramp Stamp Tattoos

    Dudes Who Actually Got Tramp Stamp Tattoos

    19,390 votes
    Spoiler alert, we live in the 21st century – the mother fudging future. We have the Internet in our pockets, electric cars, and EVERYONE has a tattoo. Well maybe not ...
  15. +vote Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Anna Kendrick's Sex Life

    Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Anna Kendrick's Sex Life

    9,442 votes
    Even though she’s been performing on stage and in films for most of her life, Anna Kendrick only really exploded onto the scene with her Oscar-nominated performance in ...
  16. +vote The Most Horrific Law & Order: SVU Crimes

    The Most Horrific Law & Order: SVU Crimes

    3,573 votes
    Law & Order: SVU is like a car crash: you can’t look away and the violence is intense. We don’t know how many days we’ve wasted sitting in front of our TVs, eating ...
  17. +vote Gang Stalking Stories That Will Freak You Out

    Gang Stalking Stories That Will Freak You Out

    282 votes
    Beginning in the 1970s, the German secret service, or Stasi, decided that their normal forms of information gathering (torture, arrest) had become too obvious and that ...
  18. +vote Wealthy People Who Are Basically Supervillains

    Wealthy People Who Are Basically Supervillains

    1,827 votes
    It's a real mystery as to how you get to be one of the ultra-wealthy elite of the world. Investments probably? An inheritance? Even then, how does an inheritance turn ...
  19. +vote 25 Things You Should Probably Stop Blaming on Millennials

    25 Things You Should Probably Stop Blaming on Millennials

    3,483 votes
    Millennials, yuck! That’s how most of the world sees people who were born between 1977 and 1994. While there are always reasons to dislike a certain generation, the ...
  20. +vote The Creepiest Things Ever Overheard by Random People on the Internet

    The Creepiest Things Ever Overheard by Random People on the Internet

    15,844 votes
    We’ve all been in some dingy bar, or in line at a fast food restaurant and heard someone say something that was really creepy. Whether it was an out on context statement ...
  21. +vote The Coolest Photos from Inside Abandoned Buildings

    The Coolest Photos from Inside Abandoned Buildings

    996 votes
    Every day, brave urban explorers delve into derelict property and take photos of the things they find in old abandoned buildings. Despite the possible legal ...
  22. +vote License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    74,758 votes
    How did these dirty liscense plates make it past the DMV screeners? One of the most important parts of growing up is getting your first car. But after the novelty of ...
  23. +vote 22 People Who Got Revenge in the Best Way Possible

    22 People Who Got Revenge in the Best Way Possible

    6,153 votes
    The age old adage holds that “revenge is a dish best served cold,” but to the people on this list, revenge was able to take on a myriad of creative forms, all of them ...
  24. +vote People Who Unexpectedly Died While They Were Happily Dancing

    People Who Unexpectedly Died While They Were Happily Dancing

    245 votes
    Dancing can be dangerous. It seems every year, a trendy new dance move makes its way out of the clubs and into the world of weddings and school dances where it can be ...
  25. +vote Underrated Halloween Movies You Should Watch This Year

    Underrated Halloween Movies You Should Watch This Year

    29,475 votes
    Isn’t Halloween the best? Not only do you get to dress up and eat candy, but the coolest holiday of the year gives horror fans one month to not look super weird for ...

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