Jacob Shelton

Jacob Shelton

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A know it all when it comes to horror movies, serial killers, government conspiracies, comic books, and movies about comic books. Jacob desperately wants to see a dead body, and hasn't been punched in the face in almost a year. When not writing lists for Ranker, Jacob is a fiction reader for Nat. Brut, and a writer/editor for Kill Pretty Magazine. His first collection of short fiction, Never Be Punk Again, was released in 2015.
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  1. +vote Sh*t People Aren't Woke Enough About

    Sh*t People Aren't Woke Enough About

    3,745 votes
    Now matter how knowledgeable people think they are about the most serious issues in the world, they sure ain’t woke to what’s really going on. From the overfishing of ...
  2. +vote 26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    40,538 votes
    Growing up, most of your time is spent in an idyllic bubble made of ice cream and puppies. And unless you lived in a Dickensian wasteland, your childhood was probably ...
  3. +vote The Biggest Tourist Traps on Earth

    The Biggest Tourist Traps on Earth

    88,975 votes
    If you’re big on traveling, then you’ve undoubtedly come across a few tourist traps in your time. Whether you’ve been sucked into the Mystery Spot, or visited the ...
  4. +vote 17 Popular Male Cartoon Characters Voiced by Women

    17 Popular Male Cartoon Characters Voiced by Women

    1,227 votes
    No matter what shows you watch, there’s a good chance that any number of your favorite male cartoon characters, be they boy geniuses, cool teens, or friendly ghosts are ...
  5. +vote Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Taylor Swift's Sex Life

    Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Taylor Swift's Sex Life

    5,118 votes
    Taylor Swift might be one of the most prominent musicians ever, and she definitely has her squeaky clean, all-American persona on lock. So it’s no surprise that people ...
  6. +vote The Worst Dungeons & Dragons Spells

    The Worst Dungeons & Dragons Spells

    4,137 votes
    Dungeons & Dragons has given millions of people an unlimited amount of fun, a reason to stay inside, and a whole world built specifically for our imaginations. The ...
  7. +vote '90s Celebrity Rumors You Totally Believed

    '90s Celebrity Rumors You Totally Believed

    4,544 votes
    For whatever the reason, '90s celebrity gossip was way more intense than it is now. Maybe we were all freaked out about Y2K and decided to just lose it on famous people, ...
  8. +vote Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    15,082 votes
    These vintage health ads are a boatload of crazy. Sure, during every one of your favorite television shows you’re likely to see at least one pharmaceutical commercial ...
  9. +vote Adult Jokes from Who Framed Roger Rabbit You Missed as a Kid

    Adult Jokes from Who Framed Roger Rabbit You Missed as a Kid

    1,296 votes
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a go-to film in the late '80s and early '90s, wearing out VCRs all over the world. For every dueling piano between cartoon ducks, there are a ...
  10. +vote The 40+ Whitest Baby Names Ever

    The 40+ Whitest Baby Names Ever

    64,684 votes
    What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them ...
  11. +vote The Freakiest Sex World Records That Are Actually Real

    The Freakiest Sex World Records That Are Actually Real

    26,631 votes
    Sex: most of the world is having it, but not everyone is setting sexy records like the good people on this list. From guys who take hours to masturbate to the biggest ...
  12. +vote 31 Things That Are Normal In The Day, But Terrifying At Night

    31 Things That Are Normal In The Day, But Terrifying At Night

    2,878 votes
    Why must the dark be so terrifying? How do areas so normal and inviting by day become places of complete terror by night? Why does the ...
  13. +vote Crazy Odds That Will Surprise You

    Crazy Odds That Will Surprise You

    3,551 votes
    As the world grows increasingly strange, it seems like anything can happen. But what are the odds that out of the ordinary stuff will actually happen? This list looks at ...
  14. +vote Super Weird Crimes Committed for No Reason

    Super Weird Crimes Committed for No Reason

    589 votes
    Most crimes, no matter how crazy they are, tend to be pretty cut and dry. If a bunch of guys rob a bank it’s because they want money, or if someone murders a guy it’s ...
  15. +vote Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Kaley Cuoco's Sex Life

    Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Kaley Cuoco's Sex Life

    2,655 votes
    If you didn’t already know, Kaley Cuoco is the star of The Big Bang Theory, one of the most popular shows that’s ever been on television, and she’s on just about every ...
  16. +vote The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    68,817 votes
    Believe it or not, extreme body modification has been happening since the dawn of civilization. Different tribes from across the world have scarred their bodies with ...
  17. +vote The 29 Best and Punniest Puns Ever Snapchatted

    The 29 Best and Punniest Puns Ever Snapchatted

    16,598 votes
    Is there a more fitting style of comedy for Snapchat than the pun? We think not. The pun is the perfect piece of laugh candy to compliment a photo that’s meant to be ...
  18. +vote 15 of the Funniest Moments from Spider-Man Comics

    15 of the Funniest Moments from Spider-Man Comics

    1,797 votes
    As the 21st century began to loom over the world, everyone’s favorite Auntie’s boy seemed to have lost his sense of humor. Spider-Man jokes almost seemed like a thing of ...
  19. +vote 15 Super Horrifying EVPs That Will Creep You Out

    15 Super Horrifying EVPs That Will Creep You Out

    524 votes
    Most paranormal investigators will tell you that seeing a ghost is unlikely, but hearing a ghost is an entirely different story. EVPs (or electronic voice ...
  20. +vote 17 Oscar-Winning Movies That Got Away With Not Explaining Major Things

    17 Oscar-Winning Movies That Got Away With Not Explaining Major Things

    2,793 votes
    It’s hard to make a movie. Wait, no, that’s an understatement. It’s almost impossible. Even if you have a perfect script, there are almost infinite ...
  21. +vote 27 Reasons the DC Movies Kind of Suck

    27 Reasons the DC Movies Kind of Suck

    2,903 votes
    At times it can be hard to quantify what makes a movie bad. Some films just leave you feeling a keen sense of blah. But not the films of the DC Cinematic Universe; the ...
  22. +vote Bisexuals Describe Differences of Dating Guys and Girls

    Bisexuals Describe Differences of Dating Guys and Girls

    9,627 votes
    Every comedian has a bit about how men and women are different, but only bisexuals (people who are attracted to both men and women) truly know the differences between ...
  23. +vote 13 Reasons The Whole Damn Zelda Franchise Is Overrated

    13 Reasons The Whole Damn Zelda Franchise Is Overrated

    3,651 votes
    Legend of Zelda sucks. The game defined an entire generation of gamers, and inspired a series of epic Zelda tattoos that let everyone know there are totally cool nerds ...
  24. +vote The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    20,799 votes
    If you grew up in the '90s and watched a lot TV, the TGIF lineup on ABC was something you looked forward to all week. The familiarity and charm of those Friday night ...
  25. +vote #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    300,109 votes
    Why? That was the first question when we heard about #aftersexselfies. It turns out, they are just as horrifying as you might imagine! Sure, it's great that you and your ...

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