Jacob Shelton

Jacob Shelton

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A know it all when it comes to horror movies, serial killers, government conspiracies, comic books, and movies about comic books. Jacob desperately wants to see a dead body, and hasn't been punched in the face in almost a year. When not writing lists for Ranker, Jacob is a fiction reader for Nat. Brut, and a writer/editor for Kill Pretty Magazine. His first collection of short fiction, Never Be Punk Again, was released in 2015.
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  1. +vote 15 Mind-Blowing Rick and Morty Fan Theories

    15 Mind-Blowing Rick and Morty Fan Theories

    2,922 votes
    Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty is one of the twistiest, timey-wimey shows on television. And because of its multi-layered narrative structure, there are hundreds of Rick ...
  2. +vote #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    279,478 votes
    Why? That was the first question when we heard about #aftersexselfies. It turns out, they are just as horrifying as you might imagine! Sure, it's great that you and your ...
  3. +vote License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    70,454 votes
    How did these dirty liscense plates make it past the DMV screeners? One of the most important parts of growing up is getting your first car. But after the novelty of ...
  4. +vote What Promises Do You Think Trump Will Really Deliver on as President?

    What Promises Do You Think Trump Will Really Deliver on as President?

    7,474 votes
    Donald Trump has been elected the President of the United States of America (let that sink in), and he’s expected to deliver on the promises he made during the ...
  5. +vote The 22 Weirdest Things Miley Cyrus Has Ever Done

    The 22 Weirdest Things Miley Cyrus Has Ever Done

    936 votes
    You probably have an opinion on Miley Cyrus. Most people do. They either love her, hate her, thinks she’s trying too hard, or whatever... but everyone thinks she’s ...
  6. +vote 36 Movies That Were Ridiculously Banned Around the World

    36 Movies That Were Ridiculously Banned Around the World

    2,995 votes
    The history of film is littered with movies that were banned for explicit scenes of excessive violence or gratuitous sex. But sometimes films are banned for the most ...
  7. +vote 17 Famous Female Cartoon Characters Voiced by Men

    17 Famous Female Cartoon Characters Voiced by Men

    7,142 votes
    The world of animation has never made much hay about the voice actors behind the characters. Usually the only people who know about the folks behind the microphones are ...
  8. +vote Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    3,675 votes
    These vintage health ads are a boatload of crazy. Sure, during every one of your favorite television shows you’re likely to see at least one pharmaceutical commercial ...
  9. +vote The Best Local News Interviews Ever

    The Best Local News Interviews Ever

    1,427 votes
    One of the best things about the Internet is the ability to find news broadcasts from all over the country, or even all over the world. Funny local news interviews ...
  10. +vote The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    44,861 votes
    Believe it or not, extreme body modification has been happening since the dawn of civilization. Different tribes from across the world have scarred their bodies with ...
  11. +vote Sh*t People Aren't Woke Enough About

    Sh*t People Aren't Woke Enough About

    2,479 votes
    Now matter how knowledgeable people think they are about the most serious issues in the world, they sure ain’t woke to what’s really going on. From the overfishing of ...
  12. +vote 16 Vaping Horror Stories That Will Make You Think Twice About Vape Pens

    16 Vaping Horror Stories That Will Make You Think Twice About Vape Pens

    2,681 votes
    If you believe the guys and girls who vape, it’s a healthy alternative to smoking cigarettes or dipping, and it gives you the same nicotine rush without destroying your ...
  13. +vote The Worst Clickbait Headlines That You Just Won't Believe

    The Worst Clickbait Headlines That You Just Won't Believe

    1,192 votes
    Is there a worse scourge of the Internet than clickbait and clickbait headlines? What is clickbait? It's the all powerful headline that knows how to grab you at your ...
  14. +vote What Is Donald Trump Hiding in His Tax Returns?

    What Is Donald Trump Hiding in His Tax Returns?

    3,788 votes
    Like a circus performer holding onto a tight rope for dear life, Donald Trump has found one more non-issue to hold onto during the 2016 presidential election. Donald ...
  15. +vote What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?

    What Will You Do If Donald Trump Wins?

    4,571 votes
    The results of the 2016 election are looming. The moon is blood red and the flutter of bat wings is deafening. This can only mean one thing: Donald Trump might win.
  16. +vote The 18 Weirdest And Most Ridiculous Price Is Right Appearances

    The 18 Weirdest And Most Ridiculous Price Is Right Appearances

    450 votes
    The Price Is Right is known for its crazy contestants. Anything can happen on that show, and the anarchy that flows through this small sound studio in LA makes you ...
  17. +vote The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    17,967 votes
    If you grew up in the '90s and watched a lot TV, the TGIF lineup on ABC was something you looked forward to all week. The familiarity and charm of those Friday night ...
  18. +vote Crazy Odds That Will Surprise You

    Crazy Odds That Will Surprise You

    2,053 votes
    As the world grows increasingly strange, it seems like anything can happen. But what are the odds that out of the ordinary stuff will actually happen? This list looks at ...
  19. +vote Little Things That Make You Disproportionately Happy

    Little Things That Make You Disproportionately Happy

    11,617 votes
    Check out this list of small stuff that makes you happy and then think of all the small things that you’re thankful for. What trivial thing brings you joy? The perfect ...
  20. +vote The Worst Things That Could Happen If You Go Outside

    The Worst Things That Could Happen If You Go Outside

    6,440 votes
    Anxiety is harsh mistress. Actually it’s not even a mistress. That would imply that anxiety is sometimes nice to have around. Anxiety is more like a guy standing across ...
  21. +vote Pet Peeves Everyone Who's Shared a Bathroom Will Understand

    Pet Peeves Everyone Who's Shared a Bathroom Will Understand

    1,830 votes
    Cohabitating with a loved one can be great! At it’s best, you get to wake up to a person you love and share the most intimate of situations together. At it’s worst, your ...
  22. +vote Super Weird Crimes Committed for No Reason

    Super Weird Crimes Committed for No Reason

    473 votes
    Most crimes, no matter how crazy they are, tend to be pretty cut and dry. If a bunch of guys rob a bank it’s because they want money, or if someone murders a guy it’s ...
  23. +vote Why the '90s Were Terrible for Comics

    Why the '90s Were Terrible for Comics

    555 votes
    The beautiful world of comic books was almost totally destroyed in the '90s when a mass of unrelated and terrible ideas all hit the comic book industry at once. The ...
  24. +vote 51 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids' Drawings

    51 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids' Drawings

    47,396 votes
    Kids draw the funniest things - are we right or are we right? We don’t know what it is about children drawing inappropriate things that make us laugh, but it does. Maybe ...
  25. +vote 24 of the World's Craziest Drug-Induced Freakouts

    24 of the World's Craziest Drug-Induced Freakouts

    1,048 votes
    For whatever the reason, some people have zero chill. Instead of coming home from work and seeing what’s in their Netflix queue, they track down whatever new synthetic ...

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