Jacob Shelton

Jacob Shelton

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A know it all when it comes to horror movies, serial killers, government conspiracies, comic books, and movies about comic books. Jacob desperately wants to see a dead body, and hasn't been punched in the face in almost a year. When not writing lists for Ranker, Jacob is a fiction reader for Nat. Brut, and a writer/editor for Kill Pretty Magazine. His first collection of short fiction, Never Be Punk Again, was released in 2015.
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  1. +vote 51 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids' Drawings

    51 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids' Drawings

    52,666 votes
    Kids draw the funniest things - are we right or are we right? We don’t know what it is about children drawing inappropriate things that make us laugh, but it does.
  2. +vote The Most Epic Celebrity Headshots (Before They Were Famous)

    The Most Epic Celebrity Headshots (Before They Were Famous)

    39,166 votes
    If you want to make it to the big time in Hollywood, you’re going to need a few things first: Your own tanning bed, a group of wacky friends (or entourage if you ...
  3. +vote The Biggest Mysteries Uncovered on Reddit

    The Biggest Mysteries Uncovered on Reddit

    5,436 votes
    Reddit is a world wide message board where you can help someone find a lost dog, and share gifs of yourself getting smacked in the face with kimchi. If you can ...
  4. +vote 17 Little Old Ladies Who Were Actually Unspeakably Brutal Murderers

    17 Little Old Ladies Who Were Actually Unspeakably Brutal Murderers

    1,138 votes
    When most people think of serial killers, their thoughts turn to steely-eyed young men with a penchant for wearing a lady’s skin, not little old ladies.
  5. +vote Rumored And Real "Lost Episodes" Of TV Shows

    Rumored And Real "Lost Episodes" Of TV Shows

    547 votes
    Thanks to the advent of streaming services, pretty much every episode of a TV show you want to see is out there – almost. There are some TV show episodes ...
  6. +vote 21 Things About the Magic School Bus You Never Realized Are Super Messed Up

    21 Things About the Magic School Bus You Never Realized Are Super Messed Up

    2,481 votes
    Ms. Frizzle, the science witch who operated the Magic School Bus in the '90s, is one of the most frightening characters in children’s entertainment that the world ...
  7. +vote 15 Mind-Blowing Rick and Morty Fan Theories

    15 Mind-Blowing Rick and Morty Fan Theories

    14,258 votes
    Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty is one of the twistiest, timey-wimey shows on television. Because of its multi-layered narrative structure, there are hundreds of Rick ...
  8. +vote The Most Pathetic Things That Have Ever Happened To Jerry On Rick And Morty

    The Most Pathetic Things That Have Ever Happened To Jerry On Rick And Morty

    1,010 votes
    If you’re a fan of Rick and Morty then you’re aware of just how sad Morty’s dad, Jerry, can be. It’s almost like the show’s creators truly hate Jerry and want ...
  9. +vote 11 Pictures That Might Just Contain Real Vampires

    11 Pictures That Might Just Contain Real Vampires

    8,449 votes
    Vampires easily rank amongst the coolest supernatural creatures that stalk the earth at night (paling only in comparison to sheet ghosts and ...
  10. +vote The Creepiest Things Ever Overheard by Random People on the Internet

    The Creepiest Things Ever Overheard by Random People on the Internet

    20,154 votes
    We’ve all been in some dingy bar, or in line at a fast food restaurant and heard someone say something that was really creepy. Whether it was an out on context ...
  11. +vote 18 Games That Let You Do Horrible Things With No Consequences

    18 Games That Let You Do Horrible Things With No Consequences

    1,152 votes
    In every gamer’s life, there comes a time when they grow weary of playing by the rules, when the very idea of following through on the gameplay that’s been laid ...
  12. +vote The Weirdest Sex Scenes in Widely Watched TV Shows

    The Weirdest Sex Scenes in Widely Watched TV Shows

    4,729 votes
    When did sex on TV get so weird? One minute you've got Jerry and Elaine discussing "the sponge" and the next thing you know there are vampires twisting ...
  13. +vote The Strangest Rules You Didn't Know People At Burning Man Have To Follow

    The Strangest Rules You Didn't Know People At Burning Man Have To Follow

    1,191 votes
    Every year, a cadre of weirdoes, freaks, deviants, hippies, would-be circus performers, drug aficionados, spiritual wanderers, itinerant sexual spirits, ...
  14. +vote Little Things That Make You Disproportionately Happy

    Little Things That Make You Disproportionately Happy

    14,409 votes
    Check out this list of small stuff that makes you happy and then think of all the small things that you’re thankful for. What trivial thing brings you joy? The ...
  15. +vote The 26 Most Stunning Pieces of Art in Comics

    The 26 Most Stunning Pieces of Art in Comics

    814 votes
    Since they first came to prominence in the 1930s, comic books have been viewed as something for kids, not as a medium that could break new ground or inspire ...
  16. +vote The 15 Flat-Out Funniest Moments from The Flash Comics

    The 15 Flat-Out Funniest Moments from The Flash Comics

    1,582 votes
    It’s a well known fact that The Flash is a goofball, but aside from the hilarious moments from The Flash that have b een popping up more and more since the early ...
  17. +vote 26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    55,577 votes
    Growing up, most of your time is spent in an idyllic bubble made of ice cream and puppies. And unless you lived in a Dickensian wasteland, your childhood was ...
  18. +vote You Will DEFINITELY Be Murdered in These Motels

    You Will DEFINITELY Be Murdered in These Motels

    5,249 votes
    There’s nothing like a good ol’ fashioned road trip, complete with a stay at a haunted hotel. Whether you’re with friends or family, nothing beats the freedom of ...
  19. +vote Subtle Signs Your Dog Has No Respect For You

    Subtle Signs Your Dog Has No Respect For You

    26,175 votes
    Dogs rule. Even if you’re a cat person you have to admit that nothing beats the feeling of playing with a sweetie pie dog that loves you, but some dog owners ...
  20. +vote Hilarious Text Pranks to Drive Your Friends Crazy

    Hilarious Text Pranks to Drive Your Friends Crazy

    2,838 votes
    The only reason to have friends is to prank them mercilessly every single day. And thanks to modern technology, there are so many ways to mess with your loved ...
  21. +vote 13 TV Characters You Never Realized Are Sexual Predators And Total Creeps

    13 TV Characters You Never Realized Are Sexual Predators And Total Creeps

    1,755 votes
    Everyone has their favorite TV characters. But are you sure your faves aren’t actually creepy TV characters bent on ruining the lives of everyone ...
  22. +vote Lame Buffy The Vampire Slayer Villains Who Could Only Happen In The '90s

    Lame Buffy The Vampire Slayer Villains Who Could Only Happen In The '90s

    1,018 votes
    Buffy the Vampire Slayer, arguably one of the best teen dramas to ever be produced on television, introduced more than a handful of memorable characters to the ...
  23. +vote #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    307,179 votes
    Why? That was the first question when we heard about #aftersexselfies. It turns out, they are just as horrifying as you might imagine! Sure, it's great that you ...
  24. +vote 25 Signs Your Parents Like Your Siblings More Than You

    25 Signs Your Parents Like Your Siblings More Than You

    3,718 votes
    Growing up with a sibling is a truly unique experience, so much so that anyone who lived as an only child will never understand the pain and complete weirdness of ...
  25. +vote Bisexuals Describe Differences of Dating Guys and Girls

    Bisexuals Describe Differences of Dating Guys and Girls

    10,764 votes
    Every comedian has a bit about how men and women are different, but only bisexuals (people who are attracted to both men and women) truly know the differences ...

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