Jacob Shelton

Jacob Shelton

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A know it all when it comes to horror movies, serial killers, government conspiracies, comic books, and movies about comic books. Jacob desperately wants to see a dead body, and hasn't been punched in the face in almost a year. When not writing lists for Ranker, Jacob is a fiction reader for Nat. Brut, and a writer/editor for Kill Pretty Magazine. His first collection of short fiction, Never Be Punk Again, was released in 2015.
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  1. +vote The Most Monstrous Dungeons & Dragons Monsters

    The Most Monstrous Dungeons & Dragons Monsters

    20,636 votes
    Dungeons & Dragons is full of monsters that you have to defeat in order to complete your quest. Even though they only exist to drain abilities and devour items, ...
  2. +vote The 40+ Whitest Baby Names Ever

    The 40+ Whitest Baby Names Ever

    182,080 votes
    What’s up with white people and their super douchey names? When you give a child a white-sounding name, be it Tanner or Fiona, it’s almost like you’re giving them ...
  3. +vote The 25 Most Annoying Things Vapers Do

    The 25 Most Annoying Things Vapers Do

    5,277 votes
    People who smoke e-cigarettes are the worst! Okay so maybe they’re not the worst, but some of them are very annoying. Vapers are up there with vegans and people who ...
  4. +vote The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    The Most Extreme Body Modifications Ever

    93,204 votes
    Believe it or not, extreme body modification has been happening since the dawn of civilization. Different tribes from across the world have scarred their bodies with ...
  5. +vote 23 Toys That Are A Little Too Physically Detailed

    23 Toys That Are A Little Too Physically Detailed

    2,987 votes
    As any grown man with too much disposable income will tell you, toys aren’t just for kids. In fact, an entire world of unnecessarily physically detailed action ...
  6. +vote 18 Photos Of Celebrities And Their Famous Parents At The Same Age

    18 Photos Of Celebrities And Their Famous Parents At The Same Age

    9,329 votes
    Celebrities with famous parents are a dime a dozen. After all, the easiest way to get your foot in the door of the biz is to have your mom or dad make a few blockbuster ...
  7. +vote Comic Characters That Really Shouldn't Get Movies

    Comic Characters That Really Shouldn't Get Movies

    1,043 votes
    Don’t you love super hero movies? If so, you should consideryourself lucky to be alive in the height of the super hero film. Thanks toadvancements in CGI, filmmakers are ...
  8. +vote The Biggest Tourist Traps on Earth

    The Biggest Tourist Traps on Earth

    112,403 votes
    If you’re big on traveling, then you’ve undoubtedly come across a few tourist traps in your time. Whether you’ve been sucked into the Mystery Spot, or visited the ...
  9. +vote Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    Vintage Health Ads That Actually Give Horrible Advice

    17,061 votes
    These vintage health ads are a boatload of crazy. Sure, during every one of your favorite television shows you’re likely to see at least one pharmaceutical commercial ...
  10. +vote The Freakiest Sex World Records That Are Actually Real

    The Freakiest Sex World Records That Are Actually Real

    28,017 votes
    Sex: most of the world is having it, but not everyone is setting sexy records like the good people on this list. From guys who take hours to masturbate to the biggest ...
  11. +vote The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    The Most Scandalous TGIF Actor Scandals

    24,117 votes
    If you grew up in the '90s and watched a lot TV, the TGIF lineup on ABC was something you looked forward to all week. The familiarity and charm of those Friday night ...
  12. +vote Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Kaley Cuoco's Sex Life

    Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Kaley Cuoco's Sex Life

    3,219 votes
    If you didn’t already know, Kaley Cuoco is the star of The Big Bang Theory, one of the most popular shows that’s ever been on television, and she’s on just about every ...
  13. +vote #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    #AfterSexSelfies That Will Worry You About Today's Youth

    303,940 votes
    Why? That was the first question when we heard about #aftersexselfies. It turns out, they are just as horrifying as you might imagine! Sure, it's great that you and your ...
  14. +vote 25 Mythbusters Myths You Were Saddest to See Busted

    25 Mythbusters Myths You Were Saddest to See Busted

    3,327 votes
    After 14 seasons of scientific mayhem, Mythbusters is coming to a glorious end in 2016. Since 2003, Adam, Jamie, and the rest of the crew have been dispelling scientific ...
  15. +vote 11 Pictures That Might Just Contain Real Vampires

    11 Pictures That Might Just Contain Real Vampires

    5,320 votes
    Vampires easily rank amongst the coolest supernatural creatures that stalk the earth at night (paling only in comparison to sheet ghosts and Frankenstein ...
  16. +vote 26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    26 Facts That Will Ruin Your Childhood

    47,854 votes
    Growing up, most of your time is spent in an idyllic bubble made of ice cream and puppies. And unless you lived in a Dickensian wasteland, your childhood was probably ...
  17. +vote The Most Unexpected Things to Ever Happen on Live TV

    The Most Unexpected Things to Ever Happen on Live TV

    1,337 votes
    Thanks to media saturation, it’s hard to truly shock an audience with something. Usually it takes something truly unexpected to blow a viewer's mind. Thankfully, live ...
  18. +vote License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    License Plates You Can't Believe Got Past the DMV Screeners

    77,150 votes
    How did these dirty liscense plates make it past the DMV screeners? One of the most important parts of growing up is getting your first car. But after the novelty of ...
  19. +vote The Most Epic Celebrity Headshots (Before They Were Famous)

    The Most Epic Celebrity Headshots (Before They Were Famous)

    27,361 votes
    If you want to make it to the big time in Hollywood, you’re going to need a few things first: Your own tanning bed, a group of wacky friends (or entourage if you will), ...
  20. +vote Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?

    Be Honest: What Did You Say to Yourself When You Heard Kim K Was Robbed?

    12,917 votes
    Look to your left and tell the person you see that you love them, because you're about to hear some seriously bad news. While Kim Kardashian was visiting Paris for ...
  21. +vote 31 Things That Are Normal In The Day, But Terrifying At Night

    31 Things That Are Normal In The Day, But Terrifying At Night

    4,764 votes
    Why must the dark be so terrifying? How do areas so normal and inviting by day become places of complete terror by night? Why does the ...
  22. +vote 14 Marvel Studios Villains, Ranked By The Sheer Impracticality Of Their Plans

    14 Marvel Studios Villains, Ranked By The Sheer Impracticality Of Their Plans

    625 votes
    For all of their bluster and fantastic costumes, Marvel villains are pretty dumb. You can argue all you want that it takes a lot of work to become second-in-command of ...
  23. +vote 51 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids' Drawings

    51 Unintentionally Hilarious Kids' Drawings

    50,758 votes
    Kids draw the funniest things - are we right or are we right? We don’t know what it is about children drawing inappropriate things that make us laugh, but it does. Maybe ...
  24. +vote Every Week Of The Trump Administration, Ranked By Insanity

    Every Week Of The Trump Administration, Ranked By Insanity

    382 votes
    If the world is still turning in 100 years, scholars will look back at the presidency of Donald Trump in awe. They won’t admire his accomplishments; they’ll simply ...
  25. +vote The Best Peeing Scenes in Film

    The Best Peeing Scenes in Film

    263 votes
    Everyone pees. It’s a fact of life that you can’t ignore. Because if you do, you’ll die a painful, salty death. But in the world of film, we rarely get to see characters ...

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