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Activities: wandering the streets of los angeles. Interests: currently: zombies, vintage hello kitty, and katy perry's boobs. Favorite Music: paramore, colbie caillat, and taylor swift (yes, i'm a recent convert) Favorite TV Shows: unfortunately, the hills. it's a delicious vice, especially now that kristin's on. food network. e! news. vh1 sexiest body countdowns. vh1 fabulous life countdowns. vh1 countdowns. of course, friends. Favorite Movies: rent, across the universe, walk the line, nacho libre. anything with hilary duff i'll watch for moral support. Favorite Books: red badge of courage by stephen crane is so much more than a war novel! but then again, i guess all war novels are.. Favorite Quotations: "i went to a subpar ____ today. shudders." About Me: i don't like latin american food. or macarons.

 


 

 

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The Worst Movies Of All Time
I know people who love these movies, but these are my picks for worst movies of all time.
August 10, 2010
The 7 Most Delicious Shark Recipes
With Shark Week on the Discovery Channel blasting through the airwaves this entire week, here are the 7 most delicious shark recipes you can cook... just to get even.
August 05, 2010
Top 10 Most Violent Movie Theatre Attacks
Because man at Comic-Con 2010 was stabbed a few days ago just for sitting too close to another man during a movie panel, ( ow.ly/2gT2x ), here are the most violent incidents that have ever taken place in an establishment where people are supposed to be enjoying films. And you thought cell phones and babies were bad.
July 26, 2010
The Best Movies Of All Time
My list of favorite movies are more of a testament to memories and stages of life than a display of cinematic achievements. The "best" movies are those that really attach to my feelings at a certain point in time--just get it, and nab it till it's compressed in me forever. So it's not easy to make it on this list. I've probably watched all of these movies at least 5 times, own them on DVD, and time and time again, think back upon specific scenes. I probably know the dialog and order of outfits too. I'm VERY selective of what I like, especially when it comes to film.
July 09, 2010
Mutilation & Tests: 8 Intense Female Rites of Passage
From female genital mutilation to dropping a girl in the middle of the ocean during her first menstruation, here are the 8 most intense female rites of passage practiced throughout the world. Some of these practices aren't a normal part of these cultures anymore, but some (like item 1) are actually still going on.
June 23, 2010
The 8 Steamiest Celebrity Girl-On-Girl Kisses
Celebrity "lesbian" kisses (celebrities showing a "lesbian" public display of affection) have been all over the news lately: Sandra Bullock kissing Scarlett Johannssen, all the grief Miley Cyrus is getting for her on-stage "Lesbian" kiss... so, in light of this, here's a list of the sexiest, steamiest public (non-movie) celebrity lesbian kiss displays in recent memory all in one place. You can use this list to discuss the perception of sexuality as represented by celebrities, or just enjoy the list ;-)
June 09, 2010
Top 10 Cutest Animals Threatened By BP Oil Spill
The worst effects of the BP oil spill are being felt most by the animals whose habitats, eating patterns and very existence are being threatened. So, to get everyone into more of an actionable mood, here's a list of the ten cutest animals that are being directly hurt/threatened by the effects of the oil spill. Item 11 is a regularly updated list of charities, hotlines and online/media groups you can join for news on what you can do to help.
June 03, 2010
16 Celebrity Drug Overdoses We Should Have Seen Coming
In light of Corey Haim's recent (apparent) drug overdose, here's a list of 16 drug-induced celebrity overdose deaths that, given the star's lifestyle and behavior, we should have seen coming. Celebrities overdose more often that we'd like them to, but this list should at least warn us of what we should've seen coming. Video news reports and family/friend stories included next to each celebrity when available.
May 14, 2010
Top 10 Best Drunken Awards Show Moments
Mariah Carey Drunk at the People's Choice Awards reminded us of the reason we watch Awards Shows: we love watching as stars come out for a night of recognition--and booze. Lots of booze. Here are the best drunk awards show moments that celebrities wish we hadn't YouTubed.
April 25, 2010
The 7 Craziest Things Ever Blamed on Homosexuals
In light of the Catholic church blaming homosexuals for the child rape they are committing, here are the 7 most inane, ridiculous and idiotic things that have been blamed on homosexuals. People in a position of power, including various world leaders and fundamentalist Christians, have been blaming the minority with the least amount of power in the state for a whole slew of insane problems that they were either responsible for or couldn't explain for a long time now. People don't seem to blame homosexuals for something unless they have an agenda to push, and that agenda is usually that of hate.
April 14, 2010
Top 15 Celebrity Cheaters Who Downgraded
Since Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock, we realized there are a lot of celebrity cheaters who traded in their Porsches for used Ford Pintos. It could be true that some people will never know what they've got until it's gone, but in the case of these guys, knowledge doesn't seem to do any good. Tiger Woods is not included on this list because a few of the dozen women he cheated on his wife with were on par with her... C'mon, at least they didn't attack him with a golf club. Click on the pictures for a glimpse of the cheaters themselves.
April 08, 2010
Top Chef Masters 2: The Contestants & Cook-offs We Wanna See
Top Chef Masters Season 2 is only days away, and we're already drooling over the list of contestants. Of course, we can only hope the challenges will be worthy of this year's crop of cooks. Just like we can only hope that stick-thin Kelly Choi might actually eat something this time around. In the meantime, as we eagerly anticipate the first course of the second season of Top Chef Masters, we've cooked up our own list of the challenges we'd like to see this year's contestants take on. Of course, we know this isn't exactly how Top Chef Masters works. But hey, a foodie can dream, right?
April 07, 2010
The 10 Craziest Food Abominations of All Time
WARNING: This list may make you fatter. Even just thinking about eating these items may be hazardous to your health. This list contains the worst recorded abominations in food that have been made (or forced upon the general public) in recent memory. Bon appétit!
April 06, 2010
Top 10 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay
In light of prominent anti-gay activist Roy Ashburn recently being caught walking out of a gay bar, and proving once again that conservative voters have little to no Gaydar, here's a list of 10 conservative anti-gay activists who turned out to be gay themselves.
March 19, 2010
12 Biggest Plastic Surgery Addicts
Just when you think you've seen all the plastic surgery addiction pictures of stars addicted to plastic surgery, you'll be surprised to see who's on this list of worst plastic surgery addiction list. The search for perfect beauty can sometimes get very (and I mean, very) ugly. Some have such warped looks you can't even begin to imagine what any given celebrity plastic surgery before and after would look like! This is like, way beyond you're run of the mill bad nose job or other form of bad plastic surgery gone wrong. From CatMan to Jocelyn Wildenstein to Heidi Montag, here's our list of the celebrity plastic surgery addicts and non-celebrity addicts ordered from most human to least human, not by number of surgeries, for your viewing pleasure.
March 11, 2010
Top 10 Dirtiest Things You Touch Every Day
This will give you every reason to sterilize everything that comes your way. Purel, anybody?
July 06, 2010
2009's Most Hated People & Why We Love To Hate Them
From faux-lebrities to f*cked up dictators, 2009 was full of plenty of people worthy of our collective loathing, disdain and disgust. Here's a small sampling of the worst of the worst.
November 19, 2009
How To: Poisoning | Worlds Most Poisonous Plants
Most poisonous plants - top poisonous & deadliest poison plants. Plants that poison, are poisonous, etc. Ways to poison someone that have been around since well before you could research them on the internet. Warning: Don't blame us if you get caught using one of these. Poison your exes, bosses, etc. at your own risk.
November 14, 2009
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  by anonymous at April 22, 2010 10:37 about Joanne
I LOVED YOUR LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by anonymous at April 22, 2010 07:17 about Joanne
Your lists are so awesome. I think your a great writer.

  by anonymous at April 17, 2010 16:27 about Joanne
Paula Deen is not from Texas. She is from Georgia.

  by anonymous at April 22, 2010 07:18 about Joanne
yeah, she totally needs to change it before all the real Southerners cause a riot!

by iain hammer at March 16, 2010 13:33 about Joanne
Your list of politicos who turnedout to be closet gays is great... but unfortunately you included at #10 a priest who is a paedophile - paedophilia is a criminal pathology and NOTHING to do with being gay, he should be removed from the list (see the other comments saying the same thing); the confusion plays right into the hands of the anti-gay Jesus Christers. Otherwise a gr8 list.

  by anonymous at January 12, 2010 23:14 about Joanne
I liked all your lists

by Tina Khiani at November 13, 2009 15:39 about Joanne
jesse's pill popping on saved by the bell is ingrained in my memory forever

by Colt45 at November 12, 2009 18:10 about Joanne
Hey thanks for the feed back my lists.

by BrianGilmore at November 12, 2009 14:53 about Joanne
Haha, you must really hate those celebrities. I try and not let them get to me :-P

 


 

Joanne

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