John Barryman

John Barryman

California - United States 31 yrs website google+
Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. +vote 55 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    55 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    53,717 votes
    Ouch! These idiots who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns... UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took ...
  2. +vote The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    107 votes
    This Vindictive Girls meme is about the lies that women tell, if not to keep the peace, but to make you feel better and sometimes, just sometimes, for nefarious ...
  3. The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    Man-crying used to be reserved, in prior eras, exclusively for truly severe, maudlin circumstances. Watching your pappy die after being crushed by a runaway carriage, ...
  4. +vote The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    68 votes
    The Lawyer Dog meme puts us in the perspective of a very serious, all-knowing lawyer who happens to represent dogs against their owners and, of course, other dogs. When ...
  5. The Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    The Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    5 votes
    Now that everyone has finally stopped talking about Ke$ha and she seems to be on a wonderful, wonderful downslope in popularity, it's safe to say that the parodies about ...
  6. +vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    38,737 votes
    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
  7. +vote 59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    5,955 votes
    Oh, Siri. Sent to the human race by Apple to make our lives easier, Siri has only occasionally (and probably accidentally) actually worked out. Here, Apple said. Shout ...
  8. 14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    20 votes
    The greatest endorsement for drugs is how often celebrities - the people who pretty much have it all - do them. So here's a great collection of all the greatest times a ...
  9. +vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    23,347 votes
    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
  10. +vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    105,204 votes
    Pictures of your favorite celebrities with man boobs, all in one place! Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when ...
  11. +vote The Best Transformers Toys

    The Best Transformers Toys

    765 votes
    The best Transformers toys currently available make the original Transformers toys look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us ...
  12. The 25 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The 25 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The most bizarre last meal requests in the history of the penal system reveal that if you're crazy enough to get yourself landed on death row, you're crazy enough to ...
  13. +vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    4,434 votes
    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
  14. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
  15. 10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    Real-life superpowers exist. The military is developing real Batman armor, real Iron Man style armor, Spider-Man gloves and boots, invisibility cloaks, and people around ...
  16. To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    Video games are a great way to escape mundane reality of everyday life, and often times they ARE they mundane reality of everyday life, but some people take virtual ...
  17. +vote The Best Stripper Pole Fails Ever

    The Best Stripper Pole Fails Ever

    155 votes
    It has to be tough to be a stripper. First of all, you’ve got to buy all of those sexy outfits! And secondly it’s probably really hard to learn all of the moves that it ...
  18. The 16 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    The 16 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    Death is no laughing matter. Unless we're talking about the best video game deaths. In gaming, dying can be funny, provided things explode at the right time, women ...
  19. The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    Will Ferrell's Twitter is fake. Will Ferrell's fake Twitter account, though, is written by some random people who have (correctly) assumed that attaching his name to ...
  20. People Arrested for Dumb Social Media Posts

    People Arrested for Dumb Social Media Posts

    People arrested for dumb social media posts kind of had it coming to them. From the teens who jokingly threaten lives on Twitter to those who took to Facebook to ...
  21. +vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    1,277 votes
    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here's a roundup of stories about Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone ...
  22. +vote The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    164 votes
    Let's go ahead and remember all the lives we've lost and which losses have infuriated us the most (in video games). Here's a list of the most annoying, frustrating and ...
  23. +vote The Most Anticipated WiiU Games

    The Most Anticipated WiiU Games

    201 votes
    This is a list of the most anticipated WiiU games, as ranked by experts and gamers alike.The Nintendo WiiU comes out on November 18th, just in time for the holiday ...
  24. +vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    7,468 votes
    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette" ...
  25. The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears ...

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