John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    3,813,078 views 13,954 votes
  2. vote 59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    Oh, Siri. Sent to the human race by Apple to make our lives easier, Siri has only occasionally (and probably accidentally) actually worked out. Here, Apple said. Shout ...
    16,519 views 1,216 votes
  3. vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Pictures of your favorite celebrities with man boobs, all in one place! Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when ...
    2,242,591 views 100,868 votes
  4. vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here's a roundup of stories about Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone ...
    712,567 views 849 votes
  5. vote 54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    Ouch! These idiots who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns... UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took ...
    17,533 views 1,077 votes
  6. 10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The most bizarre last meal requests in the history of the penal system reveal that if you're crazy enough to get yourself landed on death row, you're crazy enough to ...
    270,686 views
  7. vote The Best Transformers Toys

    The Best Transformers Toys

    The best Transformers toys currently available make the original Transformers toys look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us ...
    19,153 views 526 votes
  8. vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    89,640 views 2,757 votes
  9. vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    114,056 views 13,602 votes
  10. Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities are no stranger to addiction, there's always some news story about a celebrity checking themselves in rehab to get treatment for this or that. These ...
    34,779 views
  11. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
    100,666 views
  12. RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    In honor of the game that popularized rhythm games amongst people who don't spend $500 a month in Japanese arcades officially "dying" here are the most ...
    8,319 views
  13. vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette posters" (an ...
    173,971 views 902 votes
  14. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    109,464 views
  15. The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    Will Ferrell's Twitter is fake. Will Ferrell's fake Twitter account, though, is written by some random people who have (correctly) assumed that attaching his name to ...
    84,491 views
  16. Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Now that everyone has finally stopped talking about Ke$ha and she seems to be on a wonderful, wonderful downslope in popularity, it's safe to say that the parodies about ...
    77,047 views 5 votes
  17. Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    From a guy who threw a TV at his girlfriend after a threesome, to a man who shot a girl because of an AIDS joke, to a girl who stabbed a guy after sex because she thinks ...
    38,420 views
  18. Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Recently, Roger Ebert has said that it's impossible for a video game to be art, Uwe Boll has been signed for another movie deal, and a man killed a kitten over ...
    76,587 views
  19. The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    This is the best of the Gaming Gopher meme. The 50 most common/annoying things that we can possibly do as gamers. From driving your teammates off a cliff, to stealing ...
    481,191 views
  20. 13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    There's a thin line that separates the people that end up on the "close call video" list and the ones that end up on the "gnarly, awful death video" ...
    19,307 views
  21. vote 20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 hilarious public warning sign parodies may not be enough for you if you're a fan of funny street sign parody, but this list of amusing joke public signs is sure to ...
    37,683 views 1,732 votes
  22. 10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    This list of Charles Manson quotes includes some of the strangest Manson quotes ever to be uttered by the notorious cult leader. From filthy to flabbergasting, Charles ...
    174,296 views
  23. The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    "Party Foul" is defined as when someone does something socially unacceptable while among friends or in a large group of people. Chronicling the best moments ...
    194,891 views 60 votes
  24. The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    Death is no laughing matter, except when things explode at the right time, bitches literally cause heart attacks and princesses get crushed by cows. From Red Dead ...
    190,744 views
  25. The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    Man-crying used to be reserved, in prior eras, exclusively for truly severe, maudlin circumstances. Watching your pappy die after being crushed by a runaway carriage, ...
    49,282 views