John Barryman

John Barryman

California - United States 31 yrs website google+
Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. +vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    6,169,234 views 19,402 votes
  2. +vote 54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    Ouch! These idiots who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns... UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took ...
    53,922,364 views 40,415 votes
  3. +vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    400,689 views 17,559 votes
  4. +vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Pictures of your favorite celebrities with man boobs, all in one place! Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when ...
    2,684,600 views 104,708 votes
  5. +vote 20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 hilarious public warning sign parodies may not be enough for you if you're a fan of funny street sign parody, but this list of amusing joke public signs is sure to ...
    203,083 views 3,700 votes
  6. +vote 59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    Oh, Siri. Sent to the human race by Apple to make our lives easier, Siri has only occasionally (and probably accidentally) actually worked out. Here, Apple said. Shout ...
    843,382 views 4,396 votes
  7. The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    This is the best of the Gaming Gopher meme. The 50 most common/annoying things that we can possibly do as gamers. From driving your teammates off a cliff, to stealing ...
    483,193 views
  8. +vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    213,206 views 3,821 votes
  9. Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Recently, Roger Ebert has said that it's impossible for a video game to be art, Uwe Boll has been signed for another movie deal, and a man killed a kitten over ...
    78,832 views
  10. The 16 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    The 16 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    Death is no laughing matter. Unless we're talking about the best video game deaths. In gaming, dying can be funny, provided things explode at the right time, women ...
    205,103 views
  11. The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    Will Ferrell's Twitter is fake. Will Ferrell's fake Twitter account, though, is written by some random people who have (correctly) assumed that attaching his name to ...
    113,146 views
  12. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    121,868 views
  13. To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    Video games are a great way to escape mundane reality of everyday life, and often times they ARE they mundane reality of everyday life, but some people take virtual ...
    34,879 views
  14. 10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    This list of Charles Manson quotes includes some of the strangest Manson quotes ever to be uttered by the notorious cult leader. From filthy to flabbergasting, Charles ...
    263,305 views
  15. The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    Yes, there will be better ones (and feel free to add any you feel are missing from the list), but video games are lot of people's secret shame and a lot of other ...
    54,281 views
  16. 15 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    15 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The most bizarre last meal requests in the history of the penal system reveal that if you're crazy enough to get yourself landed on death row, you're crazy enough to ...
    1,802,650 views
  17. 10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    Real-life superpowers exist. The military is developing real Batman armor, real Iron Man style armor, Spider-Man gloves and boots, invisibility cloaks, and people around ...
    779,216 views
  18. 13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    There's a thin line that separates the people that end up on the "close call video" list and the ones that end up on the "gnarly, awful death video" ...
    20,197 views
  19. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
    102,604 views
  20. Star Wars Posters: A Collection of Vintage Star Wars Tourism

    Star Wars Posters: A Collection of Vintage Star Wars Tourism

    This is a collection of the Star Wars universe gone vintage. Steve Thomas, a graphic designer, recreates the Star Wars universe in a '60-ish style. The posters ...
    32,816 views
  21. The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    Let's go ahead and remember all the lives we've lost and which losses have infuriated us the most (in video games). Here's a list of the most annoying, frustrating and ...
    102,059 views
  22. The 10 Cruelest Video Game Pranks of All Time

    The 10 Cruelest Video Game Pranks of All Time

    Nobody goes more crazy and over-the-top than the gaming industry when it comes to April Fools jokes. They really love to screw with their paying customers. So, in light ...
    194,922 views
  23. +vote The Best Stripper Pole Fails Ever

    The Best Stripper Pole Fails Ever

    It has to be tough to be a stripper. First of all, you’ve got to buy all of those sexy outfits! And secondly it’s probably really hard to learn all of the moves that it ...
    10,511 views 152 votes
  24. +vote The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    This Vindictive Girls meme is about the lies that women tell, if not to keep the peace, but to make you feel better and sometimes, just sometimes, for nefarious ...
    65,917 views 104 votes
  25. +vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here's a roundup of stories about Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone ...
    750,893 views 918 votes