John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    3,457,109 views 12,010 votes
  2. vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when it happens to celebrities, it's that much more cringeworthy. People who ...
    2,175,634 views 99,172 votes
  3. vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    92,259 views 10,271 votes
  4. vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    74,717 views 2,381 votes
  5. vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette posters" (an ...
    172,424 views 872 votes
  6. vote The Best Transformers Toys

    The Best Transformers Toys

    The best Transformers toys currently available make the original Transformers toys look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us ...
    14,676 views 329 votes
  7. vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here's a roundup of stories about Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone ...
    702,871 views 758 votes
  8. vote The Very Best of the "That Feel" Meme

    The Very Best of the "That Feel" Meme

    The "That Feel" or "I Know That Feel, Bro" meme incorporates that weird, off putting Feel Guy reaction face juxtaposed into different ...
    149,714 views 529 votes
  9. vote 54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    Ouch! These idiots who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns... UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took ...
    13,415 views 942 votes
  10. Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    From a guy who threw a TV at his girlfriend after a threesome, to a man who shot a girl because of an AIDS joke, to a girl who stabbed a guy after sex because she thinks ...
    38,165 views
  11. To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    Video games are a great way to escape mundane reality of everyday life, and often times they ARE they mundane reality of everyday life, but some people take virtual ...
    32,299 views
  12. vote 59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    Oh, Siri. Sent to the human race by Apple to make our lives easier, Siri has only occasionally (and probably accidentally) actually worked out. Here, Apple said. Shout ...
    13,788 views 957 votes
  13. The 10 Cruelest Video Game Pranks of All Time

    The 10 Cruelest Video Game Pranks of All Time

    Nobody goes more crazy and over-the-top than the gaming industry when it comes to April Fools jokes. They really love to screw with their paying customers. So, in light ...
    180,745 views
  14. The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    "Party Foul" is defined as when someone does something socially unacceptable while among friends or in a large group of people. Chronicling the best moments ...
    192,237 views 60 votes
  15. The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    Yes, there will be better ones (and feel free to add any you feel are missing from the list), but video games are lot of people's secret shame and a lot of other ...
    48,944 views
  16. 13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    There's a thin line that separates the people that end up on the "close call video" list and the ones that end up on the "gnarly, awful death video" ...
    19,108 views
  17. Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Now that everyone has finally stopped talking about Ke$ha and she seems to be on a wonderful, wonderful downslope in popularity, it's safe to say that the parodies about ...
    76,583 views 5 votes
  18. Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Recently, Roger Ebert has said that it's impossible for a video game to be art, Uwe Boll has been signed for another movie deal, and a man killed a kitten over ...
    76,255 views
  19. The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The internet, television media and general public have been going absolutely insane over the new TSA regulations, the invasive pat-downs and naked X-rays they get to ...
    10,984 views
  20. Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Video game characters go through some of the most arduous emotional torture in all of fiction and through their travels and turmoil, often end up settling romantically ...
    41,561 views
  21. The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    Man-crying used to be reserved, in prior eras, exclusively for truly severe, maudlin circumstances. Watching your pappy die after being crushed by a runaway carriage, ...
    48,279 views
  22. The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    Death is no laughing matter, except when things explode at the right time, bitches literally cause heart attacks and princesses get crushed by cows. From Red Dead ...
    189,613 views
  23. The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    This is the best of the Gaming Gopher meme. The 50 most common/annoying things that we can possibly do as gamers. From driving your teammates off a cliff, to stealing ...
    480,936 views
  24. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    108,898 views
  25. The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    Will Ferrell's Twitter is fake. Will Ferrell's fake Twitter account, though, is written by some random people who have (correctly) assumed that attaching his name to ...
    83,830 views