John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    2,685,746 views 8,051 votes
  2. vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when it happens to celebrities, it's that much more cringeworthy. People who ...
    2,052,196 views 96,125 votes
  3. vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here are 13 Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone to stay the hell out ...
    504,271 views 540 votes
  4. The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The internet, television media and general public have been going absolutely insane over the new TSA regulations, the invasive pat-downs and naked X-rays they get to ...
    10,633 views
  5. The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    Let's go ahead and remember all the lives we've lost and which losses have infuriated us the most (in video games). Here's a list of the most annoying, frustrating and ...
    99,050 views
  6. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
    99,944 views
  7. vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette posters" (an ...
    168,241 views 800 votes
  8. Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Now that everyone has finally stopped talking about Ke$ha and she seems to be on a wonderful, wonderful downslope in popularity, it's safe to say that the parodies about ...
    76,051 views 5 votes
  9. Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    From a guy who threw a TV at his girlfriend after a threesome, to a man who shot a girl because of an AIDS joke, to a girl who stabbed a guy after sex because she thinks ...
    37,494 views
  10. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    107,446 views
  11. Celebrities Addicted To Oxycontin

    Celebrities Addicted To Oxycontin

    Celebrity drug addicts are nothing new, there's always some celebrity that's going to rehab for some addiction or another. But these celebrities weren't addicted to just ...
    22,186 views
  12. Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities are no stranger to addiction, there's always some news story about a celebrity checking themselves in rehab to get treatment for this or that. These ...
    27,310 views
  13. The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    "Party Foul" is defined as when someone does something socially unacceptable while among friends or in a large group of people. Chronicling the best moments ...
    182,564 views 60 votes
  14. 14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    The greatest endorsement for drugs is how often celebrities - the people who pretty much have it all - do them. So here's a great collection of all the greatest times a ...
    482,739 views 20 votes
  15. The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears ...
    267,573 views
  16. 10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The most bizarre last meal requests in the history of the penal system reveal that if you're crazy enough to get yourself landed on death row, you're crazy enough to ...
    199,851 views
  17. 10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    Real-life superpowers exist. The military is developing real Batman armor, real Iron Man style armor, Spider-Man gloves and boots, invisibility cloaks, and people around ...
    580,266 views
  18. vote 20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 hilarious public warning sign parodies may not be enough for you if you're a fan of funny street sign parody, but this list of amusing joke public signs is sure to ...
    26,822 views 1,427 votes
  19. The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    Death is no laughing matter, except when things explode at the right time, bitches literally cause heart attacks and princesses get crushed by cows. From Red Dead ...
    187,726 views
  20. Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Video game characters go through some of the most arduous emotional torture in all of fiction and through their travels and turmoil, often end up settling romantically ...
    41,467 views
  21. vote The Very Best of the "That Feel" Meme

    The Very Best of the "That Feel" Meme

    The "That Feel" or "I Know That Feel, Bro" meme incorporates that weird, off putting Feel Guy reaction face juxtaposed into different ...
    147,682 views 518 votes
  22. 10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    Charles Manson quotes includes some of the strangest Manson quotes ever to be uttered by the notorious cult leader. From filthy to flabbergasting, Charles Manson's best ...
    126,867 views
  23. The 13 Greatest Viral Videos of Girls Crying

    The 13 Greatest Viral Videos of Girls Crying

    Some are heartwarming, some are infuriating, all are hilarious. These are the most entertaining, and amazingly memorable videos of girls crying in internet history. From ...
    82,718 views
  24. vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    77,506 views 9,012 votes
  25. vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    63,125 views 2,052 votes