John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. 1vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    4,191,846 views 15,682 votes
  2. 1vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Pictures of your favorite celebrities with man boobs, all in one place! Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when ...
    2,293,857 views 102,172 votes
  3. 1vote 59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    59 Siri FAILs That Will Ruin Your Day

    Oh, Siri. Sent to the human race by Apple to make our lives easier, Siri has only occasionally (and probably accidentally) actually worked out. Here, Apple said. Shout ...
    23,837 views 1,564 votes
  4. The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears ...
    368,475 views
  5. 1vote 54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    54 Epic and Painful Sunburns

    Ouch! These idiots who fell asleep (we hope) in the sun were rewarded with some epic burns... UV rays-style. Nobody wants unsightly tan lines, but these people took ...
    40,929 views 3,197 votes
  6. 1vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    124,029 views 14,378 votes
  7. 1vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    103,428 views 3,125 votes
  8. 1vote 20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 hilarious public warning sign parodies may not be enough for you if you're a fan of funny street sign parody, but this list of amusing joke public signs is sure to ...
    69,174 views 2,817 votes
  9. 10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    This list of Charles Manson quotes includes some of the strangest Manson quotes ever to be uttered by the notorious cult leader. From filthy to flabbergasting, Charles ...
    202,470 views
  10. 15 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    15 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The most bizarre last meal requests in the history of the penal system reveal that if you're crazy enough to get yourself landed on death row, you're crazy enough to ...
    303,987 views
  11. 10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    Real-life superpowers exist. The military is developing real Batman armor, real Iron Man style armor, Spider-Man gloves and boots, invisibility cloaks, and people around ...
    672,102 views
  12. 1vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette posters" (an ...
    176,904 views 963 votes
  13. 1vote The Best Transformers Toys

    The Best Transformers Toys

    The best Transformers toys currently available make the original Transformers toys look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us ...
    20,471 views 596 votes
  14. To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    Video games are a great way to escape mundane reality of everyday life, and often times they ARE they mundane reality of everyday life, but some people take virtual ...
    32,830 views
  15. The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    "Party Foul" is defined as when someone does something socially unacceptable while among friends or in a large group of people. Chronicling the best moments ...
    205,791 views 60 votes
  16. The 16 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    The 16 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    Death is no laughing matter, except when things explode at the right time, bitches literally cause heart attacks and princesses get crushed by cows. From Red Dead ...
    192,618 views
  17. RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    In honor of the game that popularized rhythm games amongst people who don't spend $500 a month in Japanese arcades officially "dying" here are the most ...
    8,747 views
  18. The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The internet, television media and general public have been going absolutely insane over the new TSA regulations, the invasive pat-downs and naked X-rays they get to ...
    11,454 views
  19. 13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    There's a thin line that separates the people that end up on the "close call video" list and the ones that end up on the "gnarly, awful death video" ...
    19,488 views
  20. 1vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here's a roundup of stories about Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone ...
    719,668 views 866 votes
  21. 14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    The greatest endorsement for drugs is how often celebrities - the people who pretty much have it all - do them. So here's a great collection of all the greatest times a ...
    529,370 views 20 votes
  22. Top 8 Most Non-Threatening Monsters in Video Games

    Top 8 Most Non-Threatening Monsters in Video Games

    What's more scary than monsters? Nothing. What's scarier than these monsters? Everything. From ghosts who hide when you look at them, to creatures who just kind of sit ...
    27,894 views
  23. 1vote The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Lawyer Dog meme puts us in the perspective of a very serious, all-knowing lawyer who happens to represent dogs against their owners and, of course, other dogs. When ...
    16,260 views 66 votes
  24. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    110,302 views
  25. The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    This is the best of the Gaming Gopher meme. The 50 most common/annoying things that we can possibly do as gamers. From driving your teammates off a cliff, to stealing ...
    481,421 views