John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    2,154,420 views 5,286 votes
  2. vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when it happens to celebrities it's that much more cringeworthy. People who ...
    1,311,783 views 77,150 votes
  3. The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    Yes, there will be better ones (and feel free to add any you feel are missing from the list), but video games are lot of people's secret shame and a lot of other ...
    45,737 views
  4. Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Recently, Roger Ebert has said that it's impossible for a video game to be art, Uwe Boll has been signed for another movie deal, and a man killed a kitten over ...
    74,572 views
  5. 14 Actually Amazing Video Game Movie Fan Trailers

    14 Actually Amazing Video Game Movie Fan Trailers

    With this week's release of that brilliant indie-dramedy looking God of War trailer, here are the 13 most memorable video game MOVIE fan trailers ever made, from a ...
    24,955 views
  6. Top 8 Most Non-Threatening Monsters in Video Games

    Top 8 Most Non-Threatening Monsters in Video Games

    What's more scary than monsters? Nothing. What's scarier than these monsters? Everything. From ghosts who hide when you look at them, to creatures who just kind of sit ...
    26,543 views
  7. rerank The Best Actresses in a Summer SciFi/Fantasy

    my rerank of The Best Actresses in a Summer SciFi/Fantasy

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  8. RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    In honor of the game that popularized rhythm games amongst people who don't spend $500 a month in Japanese arcades officially "dying" here are the most ...
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  9. vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here are 13 Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone to stay the hell out ...
    488,725 views 506 votes
  10. vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    63,930 views 8,015 votes
  11. vote The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Lawyer Dog meme puts us in the perspective of a very serious, all-knowing lawyer who happens to represent dogs against their owners and, of course, other dogs. When ...
    15,210 views 58 votes
  12. To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    Video games are a great way to escape mundane reality of everyday life, and often times they ARE they mundane reality of everyday life, but some people take virtual ...
    29,000 views
  13. vote The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    This Vindictive Girls meme is about the lies that women tell, if not to keep the peace, but to make you feel better and sometimes, just sometimes, for nefarious ...
    60,209 views 86 votes
  14. The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    This is the best of the Gaming Gopher meme. The 50 most common/annoying things that we can possibly do as gamers. From driving your teammates off a cliff, to stealing ...
    479,108 views
  15. Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Now that everyone has finally stopped talking about Ke$ha and she seems to be on a wonderful, wonderful downslope in popularity, it's safe to say that the parodies about ...
    74,783 views 5 votes
  16. Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    From a guy who threw a TV at his girlfriend after a threesome, to a man who shot a girl because of an AIDS joke, to a girl who stabbed a guy after sex because she thinks ...
    35,344 views
  17. vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    47,269 views 1,836 votes
  18. vote The Most Anticipated WiiU Games

    The Most Anticipated WiiU Games

    This is a list of the most anticipated WiiU games, as ranked by experts and gamers alike.The Nintendo WiiU comes out on November 18th, just in time for the holiday ...
    1,620 views 174 votes
  19. vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette posters" (an ...
    157,635 views 695 votes
  20. 13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    There's a thin line that separates the people that end up on the "close call video" list and the ones that end up on the "gnarly, awful death video" ...
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  21. 14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    The greatest endorsement for drugs is how often celebrities - the people who pretty much have it all - do them. So here's a great collection of all the greatest times a ...
    441,687 views 20 votes
  22. The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The internet, television media and general public have been going absolutely insane over the new TSA regulations, the invasive pat-downs and naked X-rays they get to ...
    10,219 views
  23. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
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  24. The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    Let's go ahead and remember all the lives we've lost and which losses have infuriated us the most (in video games). Here's a list of the most annoying, frustrating and ...
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  25. Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Video game characters go through some of the most arduous emotional torture in all of fiction and through their travels and turmoil, often end up settling romantically ...
    40,363 views