John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    3,057,992 views 9,935 votes
  2. vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when it happens to celebrities, it's that much more cringeworthy. People who ...
    2,110,471 views 97,623 votes
  3. vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    81,872 views 9,280 votes
  4. vote The Best Transformers Toys

    The Best Transformers Toys

    The best Transformers toys currently available make the original Transformers toys look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us ...
    8,522 views 312 votes
  5. 14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    The greatest endorsement for drugs is how often celebrities - the people who pretty much have it all - do them. So here's a great collection of all the greatest times a ...
    495,865 views 20 votes
  6. vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here are 13 Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone to stay the hell out ...
    510,233 views 546 votes
  7. vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    67,694 views 2,197 votes
  8. The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    The 12 Greatest Viral Videos of Men Crying

    Man-crying used to be reserved, in prior eras, exclusively for truly severe, maudlin circumstances. Watching your pappy die after being crushed by a runaway carriage, ...
    47,544 views
  9. The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    The Very Best Tweets by Fake Will Ferrells

    Will Ferrell's Twitter is fake. Will Ferrell's fake Twitter account, though, is written by some random people who have (correctly) assumed that attaching his name to ...
    82,674 views
  10. The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    The 13 Greatest Comedy Bits About Video Games (So Far)

    Yes, there will be better ones (and feel free to add any you feel are missing from the list), but video games are lot of people's secret shame and a lot of other ...
    48,449 views
  11. To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    To Catch a Video Game Predator: 8 Horror Stories

    Video games are a great way to escape mundane reality of everyday life, and often times they ARE they mundane reality of everyday life, but some people take virtual ...
    31,992 views
  12. Top 8 Most Non-Threatening Monsters in Video Games

    Top 8 Most Non-Threatening Monsters in Video Games

    What's more scary than monsters? Nothing. What's scarier than these monsters? Everything. From ghosts who hide when you look at them, to creatures who just kind of sit ...
    27,241 views
  13. 14 Actually Amazing Video Game Movie Fan Trailers

    14 Actually Amazing Video Game Movie Fan Trailers

    With this week's release of that brilliant indie-dramedy looking God of War trailer, here are the 13 most memorable video game MOVIE fan trailers ever made, from a ...
    25,310 views
  14. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
    100,083 views
  15. Star Wars Posters: A Collection of Vintage Star Wars Tourism

    Star Wars Posters: A Collection of Vintage Star Wars Tourism

    This is a collection of the Star Wars universe gone vintage. Steve Thomas, a graphic designer, recreates the Star Wars universe in a '60-ish style. The posters ...
    20,132 views
  16. Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Recently, Roger Ebert has said that it's impossible for a video game to be art, Uwe Boll has been signed for another movie deal, and a man killed a kitten over ...
    75,933 views
  17. The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    This is the best of the Gaming Gopher meme. The 50 most common/annoying things that we can possibly do as gamers. From driving your teammates off a cliff, to stealing ...
    480,595 views
  18. 13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    There's a thin line that separates the people that end up on the "close call video" list and the ones that end up on the "gnarly, awful death video" ...
    18,820 views
  19. RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    In honor of the game that popularized rhythm games amongst people who don't spend $500 a month in Japanese arcades officially "dying" here are the most ...
    7,902 views
  20. Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    From a guy who threw a TV at his girlfriend after a threesome, to a man who shot a girl because of an AIDS joke, to a girl who stabbed a guy after sex because she thinks ...
    37,744 views
  21. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    108,109 views
  22. vote The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Lawyer Dog meme puts us in the perspective of a very serious, all-knowing lawyer who happens to represent dogs against their owners and, of course, other dogs. When ...
    15,828 views 62 votes
  23. vote The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    This Vindictive Girls meme is about the lies that women tell, if not to keep the peace, but to make you feel better and sometimes, just sometimes, for nefarious ...
    60,993 views 89 votes
  24. rerank The Best Actresses in a Summer SciFi/Fantasy

    my rerank of The Best Actresses in a Summer SciFi/Fantasy

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  25. vote The Most Anticipated WiiU Games

    The Most Anticipated WiiU Games

    This is a list of the most anticipated WiiU games, as ranked by experts and gamers alike.The Nintendo WiiU comes out on November 18th, just in time for the holiday ...
    1,694 views 200 votes