John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    2,488,395 views 6,906 votes
  2. vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette posters" (an ...
    162,864 views 727 votes
  3. vote The Best Transformers Toys

    The Best Transformers Toys

    The best Transformers toys currently available make the original Transformers toys look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us ...
    1,737 views 122 votes
  4. Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Top 10 Best Ke$ha Parodies (NSFW)

    Now that everyone has finally stopped talking about Ke$ha and she seems to be on a wonderful, wonderful downslope in popularity, it's safe to say that the parodies about ...
    75,637 views 5 votes
  5. vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when it happens to celebrities, it's that much more cringeworthy. People who ...
    1,892,421 views 93,059 votes
  6. The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The Definitive Funniest TSA Parody Videos, Pictures and More

    The internet, television media and general public have been going absolutely insane over the new TSA regulations, the invasive pat-downs and naked X-rays they get to ...
    10,548 views
  7. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
    99,490 views
  8. The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    The Most Infuriating Death Screens In Video Game History

    Let's go ahead and remember all the lives we've lost and which losses have infuriated us the most (in video games). Here's a list of the most annoying, frustrating and ...
    98,751 views
  9. Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    Top 10 Most Brutal Post-Sex Reactions in Recent News

    From a guy who threw a TV at his girlfriend after a threesome, to a man who shot a girl because of an AIDS joke, to a girl who stabbed a guy after sex because she thinks ...
    37,024 views
  10. vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here are 13 Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone to stay the hell out ...
    498,784 views 537 votes
  11. vote The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    The Greatest Butts In Movie Poster History

    Fewer things in life are better than butts. Glorious, round, in-your-face (not literally) butts. And when it comes to movie posters, the advertising people seem to have ...
    70,684 views 8,566 votes
  12. vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    58,238 views 2,014 votes
  13. Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Top 8 Rebound Relationships in Video Game History

    Video game characters go through some of the most arduous emotional torture in all of fiction and through their travels and turmoil, often end up settling romantically ...
    41,404 views
  14. The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    The 13 Funniest Video Game Deaths of All Time

    Death is no laughing matter, except when things explode at the right time, bitches literally cause heart attacks and princesses get crushed by cows. From Red Dead ...
    186,702 views
  15. vote The Very Best of the "That Feel" Meme

    The Very Best of the "That Feel" Meme

    The "That Feel" or "I Know That Feel, Bro" meme incorporates that weird, off putting Feel Guy reaction face juxtaposed into different ...
    146,336 views 506 votes
  16. Celebrities Addicted To Oxycontin

    Celebrities Addicted To Oxycontin

    Celebrity drug addicts are nothing new, there's always some celebrity that's going to rehab for some addiction or another. But these celebrities weren't addicted to just ...
    19,308 views
  17. Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities are no stranger to addiction, there's always some news story about a celebrity checking themselves in rehab to get treatment for this or that. These ...
    24,683 views
  18. vote 20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 hilarious public warning sign parodies may not be enough for you if you're a fan of funny street sign parody, but this list of amusing joke public signs is sure to ...
    24,677 views 1,294 votes
  19. The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    "Party Foul" is defined as when someone does something socially unacceptable while among friends or in a large group of people. Chronicling the best moments ...
    179,530 views 60 votes
  20. The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears ...
    260,648 views
  21. 14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    The greatest endorsement for drugs is how often celebrities - the people who pretty much have it all - do them. So here's a great collection of all the greatest times a ...
    471,272 views 20 votes
  22. 10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    10 Strangest Charles Manson Quotes

    Charles Manson quotes includes some of the strangest Manson quotes ever to be uttered by the notorious cult leader. From filthy to flabbergasting, Charles Manson's best ...
    110,646 views
  23. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    106,340 views
  24. 10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The most bizarre last meal requests in the history of the penal system reveal that if you're crazy enough to get yourself landed on death row, you're crazy enough to ...
    180,932 views
  25. 10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    Real-life superpowers exist. The military is developing real Batman armor, real Iron Man style armor, Spider-Man gloves and boots, invisibility cloaks, and people around ...
    543,953 views