John Barryman

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Hey, I'm John. I have the most boring name in the world, so I try to make up for it with unbridled humor. I'm an aspiring comedian trying to make it in good ol' Hollywood, Cali.
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  1. vote The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    The Greatest Celebrity Man Boobs

    Man boobs, or "Moobs", are a product of someone really letting themselves go, but when it happens to celebrities, it's that much more cringeworthy. People who ...
    2,080,653 views 96,899 votes
  2. vote The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

    Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 ...
    2,829,753 views 8,636 votes
  3. vote The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    The 27 Funniest Internet Explorer Jokes on the Internet

    Internet Explorer, the worst browser that you can possibly use, is also the most popular. Used by people who don't know much about tech, like your parents, schools, ...
    64,868 views 2,096 votes
  4. 14 Actually Amazing Video Game Movie Fan Trailers

    14 Actually Amazing Video Game Movie Fan Trailers

    With this week's release of that brilliant indie-dramedy looking God of War trailer, here are the 13 most memorable video game MOVIE fan trailers ever made, from a ...
    25,292 views
  5. Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Top 10 People Who Give Video Games A Bad Name

    Recently, Roger Ebert has said that it's impossible for a video game to be art, Uwe Boll has been signed for another movie deal, and a man killed a kitten over ...
    75,742 views
  6. The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    The Fifty Greatest Gaming Gopher Memes

    This is the best of the Gaming Gopher meme. The 50 most common/annoying things that we can possibly do as gamers. From driving your teammates off a cliff, to stealing ...
    480,389 views
  7. 13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    13 Greatest Close Calls Caught on Video

    There's a thin line that separates the people that end up on the "close call video" list and the ones that end up on the "gnarly, awful death video" ...
    18,723 views
  8. Star Wars Posters: A Collection of Vintage Star Wars Tourism

    Star Wars Posters: A Collection of Vintage Star Wars Tourism

    This is a collection of the Star Wars universe gone vintage. Steve Thomas, a graphic designer, recreates the Star Wars universe in a '60-ish style. The posters ...
    16,710 views
  9. vote The Best Transformers Toys

    The Best Transformers Toys

    The best Transformers toys currently available make the original Transformers toys look like something you'd buy for a quarter in a grocery store (not that many of us ...
    6,754 views 253 votes
  10. vote The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Very Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme

    The Lawyer Dog meme puts us in the perspective of a very serious, all-knowing lawyer who happens to represent dogs against their owners and, of course, other dogs. When ...
    15,730 views 62 votes
  11. vote The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    The Very Best of the Vindictive Girls Meme

    This Vindictive Girls meme is about the lies that women tell, if not to keep the peace, but to make you feel better and sometimes, just sometimes, for nefarious ...
    60,871 views 86 votes
  12. RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    RIP Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero's Top 10 Sexiest Moments

    In honor of the game that popularized rhythm games amongst people who don't spend $500 a month in Japanese arcades officially "dying" here are the most ...
    7,827 views
  13. rerank The Best Actresses in a Summer SciFi/Fantasy

    my rerank of The Best Actresses in a Summer SciFi/Fantasy

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  14. vote 20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 Hilarious Public Warning Sign Parodies

    20 hilarious public warning sign parodies may not be enough for you if you're a fan of funny street sign parody, but this list of amusing joke public signs is sure to ...
    31,783 views 1,523 votes
  15. The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits

    In honor of Ricky Gervais's scathing, brilliant performance at this year's Golden Globes this weekend, someone needed to make a list to prove that 1. he's always ...
    100,022 views
  16. vote The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    The Best of the Queensland Rail Ad Meme

    Queensland Rail is the metro rail system that runs all over Queensland, Australia. It recently started running an ad campaign of "rail etiquette posters" (an ...
    168,578 views 800 votes
  17. 9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever

    Ice cream trucks are a staple of almost every childhood summer. But ice cream truck drivers are often a not so innocent story. This stories on this list of WTF ice cream ...
    107,660 views
  18. Celebrities Addicted To Oxycontin

    Celebrities Addicted To Oxycontin

    Celebrity drug addicts are nothing new, there's always some celebrity that's going to rehab for some addiction or another. But these celebrities weren't addicted to just ...
    22,727 views
  19. Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities Addicted To Vicodin

    Celebrities are no stranger to addiction, there's always some news story about a celebrity checking themselves in rehab to get treatment for this or that. These ...
    28,060 views
  20. The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History

    "Party Foul" is defined as when someone does something socially unacceptable while among friends or in a large group of people. Chronicling the best moments ...
    183,983 views 60 votes
  21. vote The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    The Worst Black Friday Injuries and Deaths of All Time

    In honor of the busiest shopping day of the year, here are 13 Black Friday injuries, incidents and deaths that should pretty much convince everyone to stay the hell out ...
    506,268 views 540 votes
  22. The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    The 50 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes of All Time

    If someone tells a Chuck Norris joke in the woods and he's not around to hear it, will that person still die at the hands of Chuck? Yes. Chuck Norris hears ...
    269,097 views
  23. 14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    14 Celebrities Caught Getting High on Camera

    The greatest endorsement for drugs is how often celebrities - the people who pretty much have it all - do them. So here's a great collection of all the greatest times a ...
    484,478 views 20 votes
  24. 10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    10 Most Elaborate Final Meals in Death Row History

    The most bizarre last meal requests in the history of the penal system reveal that if you're crazy enough to get yourself landed on death row, you're crazy enough to ...
    203,653 views
  25. 10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    10 Amazing Real-Life Superhero Gadgets & Powers

    Real-life superpowers exist. The military is developing real Batman armor, real Iron Man style armor, Spider-Man gloves and boots, invisibility cloaks, and people around ...
    585,305 views