Jordan Bates

Jordan Bates

Content Editor, Writer, and member of the Video Team at Ranker. I'm all about WWE, basketball, and slugging home runs. I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and a black belt in baking chicken breasts with absolutely nothing on them. I love cats and my small boy is named Apollo.
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  1. +vote The Best Of Finn Balor's Body Paint

    The Best Of Finn Balor's Body Paint

    382 votes
    Finn Balor, also known as Prince Devitt, real name Fergal Devitt is one heck of a wrestler. A WWE Superstar if you will. An NXT Champion. A New Japan legend. A ...
  2. +vote All the Embarrassing NBA D-League Team Names

    All the Embarrassing NBA D-League Team Names

    1,123 votes
    The NBA D-League, which stands for the NBA 'Developmental' League, is the official minor league basketball organization of the real NBA. With the exception of ...
  3. +vote The Absolute Worst People at the Gym

    The Absolute Worst People at the Gym

    5,834 votes
    The gym. A dungeon of torments for some, a meditative palace of solitude for others. Either way, it's the same gym, and we all have to share it – whether we like ...
  4. +vote The Funniest Improv Team Names

    The Funniest Improv Team Names

    600 votes
    Improv is the one of the most entertaining things you can possibly watch. Well, when it's good - like UCB or Groundlings good - it's great. When improvised ...
  5. +vote The Very Best 30 for 30 Films

    The Very Best 30 for 30 Films

    820 votes
    The ESPN 30 For 30 films are some of the best sports documentaries ever made. No one is ever going to argue with that. But what is the best 30 for 30 ever made? We ...
  6. +vote The Absolute Worst Things About Being a Barista

    The Absolute Worst Things About Being a Barista

    1,341 votes
    Most of us have been to a Starbucks or other coffee shop chain at one point in our lives. Some of us have worked there and lived to tell the tale. Sure, being a ...
  7. +vote The Best '80s Montages

    The Best '80s Montages

    967 votes
    This is a list ranking the best '80s montages. Because in the 1980s, the montage was king. A simple cinematic concept that made basically every single awesome '80s ...
  8. +vote Jorah Mormont's Life In The Friendzone

    Jorah Mormont's Life In The Friendzone

    912 votes
    CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD These are the best images from the InsideJorahsHead Subreddit (which can be found here). It's dedicated to letting Game Of ...
  9. +vote The Best Things on the Moon

    The Best Things on the Moon

    993 votes
    This is a list of things on the Moon. What is on the Moon? This is specifically about the Moon that orbits the Earth. Like, did you ever think, "What if we ...
  10. +vote The Best BroScienceLife Videos on YouTube

    The Best BroScienceLife Videos on YouTube

    182 votes
    These are the best videos on the YouTube channel BroScienceLife, ranked from best to least best because let's face it they're all perfect. Don't think so? You ...
  11. +vote 50 Lessons We Learned from The Rock's Instagram

    50 Lessons We Learned from The Rock's Instagram

    3,961 votes
    Sometimes we all need a little advice and we seek the guidance of those that are wise and experienced. Well traveled, and well learned. Some turn to religion. Some ...
  12. +vote The 24 Worst Arena Football League Team Names

    The 24 Worst Arena Football League Team Names

    208 votes
    Arena Football is something we've all probably heard of. It's the Arena Football League and there are teams all over the country. There's even the Arena Bowl, ...
  13. The Worst Things Chris Brown Has Ever Done

    The Worst Things Chris Brown Has Ever Done

    454 votes
    Chris Brown is a huge douche. This is a list of some of the douchiest things that Chris Brown has ever done. Total douche bag things like say, assaulting Rihanna, ...
  14. +vote The Lion King Is Full Of Baloney

    The Lion King Is Full Of Baloney

    321 votes
    The Lion King is a dumb movie that is full of baloney. None of it makes any sense! Everybody is always goin on and on about how good The Lion King is and I can't ...
  15. +vote There's a New Jurassic Park Dino: Introducing the Downersaur

    There's a New Jurassic Park Dino: Introducing the Downersaur

    4,195 votes
    There's a new dinosaur in Jurassic World. Everybody knows that. But what they don't know is that it's hip to current events, it's down with #trends, and it isn't ...
  16. +vote Totally BOSS Car Spoilers

    Totally BOSS Car Spoilers

    3,762 votes
    There is one thing and one thing only that can take a car to the next level and that's a totally dope spoiler. Why? Well, because we all know that spoilers take ...
  17. +vote A Bunch of Deer That Think They Slick

    A Bunch of Deer That Think They Slick

    179 votes
    A bunch of pics of deer that think they slick. I bet these deer are just out there walking around town thinking that they're sooooo slick. Deer are well known for ...
  18. +vote The Dopest Bros With The Coolest Trucks

    The Dopest Bros With The Coolest Trucks

    511 votes
    Pics of basically the most seriously dope bros with the slickest trucks I've ever seen. These are the coolest trucks probably on the planet. Thank God for making ...
  19. Edward Scissorhands GIFs That Are So You At Brunch

    Edward Scissorhands GIFs That Are So You At Brunch

    You know what is great? Edward Scissorhands. What a movie! A modern-day (1990) Frankenstein story brought to the world by visionary director Tim Burton. Another ...
  20. +vote The Worst Things About Being a Hollywood Extra

    The Worst Things About Being a Hollywood Extra

    4,068 votes
    Before you make it big in Hollywood, you've got to start somewhere. For a lot of people, "somewhere" is the bottom, yes, the absolute bottom on a film or ...
  21. +vote Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked

    Everything That People Have Said Ted Cruz Looks Like, Ranked

    1,651 votes
    Ted Cruz. He's a candidate running for president. He's a real conservative's conservative and he's looking to lock up the Republican nomination. He's also a very ...
  22. +vote 5 Most WTF Moments from Raw (3-21-2016)

    5 Most WTF Moments from Raw (3-21-2016)

    50 votes
    What happened on WWE Raw this week? Well, here are the 5 most WTF moments from the March 21st 2016 edition. Wrestlemania is nearly here and things are getting even ...
  23. +vote The 5 Most WTF Moments on Raw (March 7th 2016)

    The 5 Most WTF Moments on Raw (March 7th 2016)

    85 votes
    What happened on WWE Raw this week? Well, here are the 5 most WTF moments from the March 7th 2016 edition. The road to Wrestlemania is kicking into high gear and ...
  24. +vote 6 Pizza Hacks That Will Change Your Life!

    6 Pizza Hacks That Will Change Your Life!

    285 votes
    Looking for life hacks that you can actually use? Well check out these 6 pizza hacks that will completely BLOW YOU AWAY! Everyone knows that pizza is pretty much ...
  25. +vote 12 X-Tremely 90s Moments From That Sizzler Commercial

    12 X-Tremely 90s Moments From That Sizzler Commercial

    151 votes
    So, about that Sizzler promotional commercial from 1991? It's prettaaaay, prettaaay, great. So what? So these gifs of the most '90s things from the Sizzler ...

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