Good girls make for a boring movie. Bitches make for badass movies. From the film noir femme fatale to the adventurous Amazons, a woman with a heart of gold's got nothin' on a woman with a mouth like a trucker and a set of badass moves to match. These are the sexiest sirens, seductresses, schemers and skanks of the silver screen - in all their ass kicking, shit talking, man eating glory. And god what glory it is.
How does one seem to keep up with the cutting edge without obviously being a poser?
How can you make that hot hipster think you're hip as well?
First of all, don't try to like the "coolest" or most "up and coming" band of the moment, because it's always possible that they're already passe in the hipster world. Instead, stick with the classics and a few things no one has heard of.
Listen to these bands, read a little bit about them, and mention them in passing... And remember to use a condom.
Everybody makes mistakes. It's what makes us human, after all! Sometimes, we make mistakes that are truly unique to who we are (like going to war with Iraq or cutting off an ear), but usually our mistakes are common to everyone. Some of these mistakes are so common that they represent a sort of coming of age. Here are a few of them.
I have an obsessive, addictive personality. These are the movies I watched over and over and over again, in chronological order. (up to the present because I'm still not through growing up)
The best food in Los Angeles-- my holy grail. My latest effort is hunting down LA's best burger.
Here are the champs so far. This is a work in progress, and will be updated as I explore more burger places. I'm publishing it now so that I can get your feedback and recommendations.
I don't know why, but the girls/boys in movies and TV rarely choose the right love interest. I always either like the one who gets rejected, or some other character who no one even considers.
These shows redefine "bad," and I love them for it.
No catty reality bullshit allowed. Or celebrity gossip. They just aren't my thing. So if you're looking for a show where Vanilla Ice and Gary Coleman get gay together while snorting coke off of Paris Hilton so that they can win a nice tent, you can go fuck yourself.
A healthy relationship is actually pretty easy to maintain. You could go out and buy thousands of books or issues of Cosmo to try to clue you into what your man is thinking, or you could save your time and your money by just reading my little list.
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