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The 10 Commandments of Man Law
Views: 214,796 May 17 2013Commandments - the ten most important ones. The 10 commandments of MAN LAW. The rules that every man needs to know. Because, honestly, there are some things you just don't do. (Honorable mentions include drinking the last beer w/o calling it first, ...
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12 Things We Hate About Disneyland
Views: 180,232 May 17 2013Back in the days of lore, a visionary named Walt Disney created Disneyland. Little did he know what a pain in the ass it would become.While our parents regale us with stories of E-Tickets, Mule Trains and $5 admissions, we have a more bitter view of what ...
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Top 10 Ted Kennedy Legislations
Views: 7,305 May 7 2013Edward M. Kennedy's legacy. The major votes he participated in, bills Ted Kennedy passed and more. This is my tribute to the lion of the Senate. This memorial for Ted Kennedy can't even begin to do his legislative legacy justice, but as talk begins to ...
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10 Reasons to Avoid the Supermarket
Views: 6,912 Jun 26 2012Aaah, the joys of shopping at the supermarket. The endless array of products, the fresh produce, the name brands....the headaches, the congestion, the noise...the list could go on and on. I'm beginning to believe home delivery is the way to go and here's ...
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Seven Rules for Online Dating
Views: 5,221 Jun 26 2012If you really don't care about contracting a stalker, black eye or a disease, please, by all means, ignore the following. For everyone else hitting the hard drive and clawing the keyboard, dust off the web cam and break out the date book. Here are seven ...
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The 10 Grossest Things That Can Grow On Your Body
Views: 188,441 Jun 26 2012Warning: the following shocking, graphic images make H1N1 look like a case of the sniffles. These are truly the 10 most gruesome and gory things that can happen to the human body. Bonus points if you make it past picture #5 without puking at least a ...
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The 10 Vampire Movies That Don't Suck
Views: 63,231 Apr 25 2013Given that an entire generation of tweens and teens alike are currently spending their hard earned allowances on fake fangs and even faker emotions, let us pay tribute to the true blood-sucking pioneers who bled the way for the Cullen clan. In this list, ...
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The Top 7 Ways to Kill A Moment
Views: 5,837 Jun 26 2012Author Olivia Goldsmith once wrote "The secret to true happiness is a combination of low expectations and insensitivity." Given that most relationships are a combination of both of those, I'd say we should all be prancing naked in the streets, ...
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The Top 10 Worst Call Out Excuses
Views: 6,282 May 17 2013Unless you have a job that doesn’t require actual work (porn star, executioner, congressman, pop star….professional athlete (kidding, slash not), reporting to work in the morning is on par with getting your nail ripped off: painful and difficult to ...
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The Tier of Women
Views: 6,018 Feb 12 2013In the large jungle of life, there is a certain order to things. Animals have their food chain; so do humans. While men and women may disagree on the ranking order of the menu, they must agree on the content. A woman has many roles in a man’s life – ...
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Reasons Why "Office Space" is a Documentary
Views: 4,872 Jun 26 2012For those of us who slave under the REAL Lumberg, "Office Space" was more than a comedy - it was a documentary. About us. All of us. The lone drones who run the reports. Who count the staples. Who bring the coffee. I believe the only normal ...
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10 Most Badass Aliens in Film History
Views: 9,583 Sep 5 2012When I was 16, my brother swears he saw an alien outside our kitchen window. We didn't live on a farm, we lived in freaking suburbia. I'm not sure why he burst a kidney; odds are, the alien just wanted to borrow some eggs. Who am I to deny the E.T.'s of ...
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Video Games I Want to Live In!!
Views: 5,202 May 9 2013Something tells me I should have included Tron in this list.
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Special Effects We Wish Were Real
Views: 5,050 Apr 4 2013How many of us have left the movies disgusted because it was either 100% CGI or just 100% bulls**t? There have been times I left the movies absolutely bitter because I knew the chances of ever having THAT superpower were about the same as a virgin ...
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The Seven Deadly Sins of Dating
Views: 19,240 Apr 2 2013Alright ladies, with Valentine's Day right around the corner, it's time to get serious about making that relationship work. And yes, that means it's time for a little tough love.
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Top 10 Iconic & Influential Works of Art
Views: 101,704 Mar 22 2013Each generation is defined by an image. Perhaps for the 90s it was the grunge movement. For the 80s, the iconic figure of Madonna. For the 70s, a techno and disco print. For the 60s, a snapshot of Woodstock and on and on. You get the idea. For every 100 ...
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Top 10 Oldest People in the World
Views: 44,721 Sep 7 2012As of August 7th, 2009, these ten amazing individuals are still giving the Grim Reaper the finger and laughing with mirth.Either that, or Grimmy's somewhere in the tropics, having a beer and predicting death dates on the beach. "I'll be seeing you ...
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50 Bizarre State Laws
Views: 216,194 May 9 2013C'mon, sing it with me: "Aaaaaaaalabama, Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado...Connecticut." For real, am I the only person who remembers the State Song from 6th grade? What about "Fifty Nifty United States"?Whatevs. Should ...
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UFC's Top 10 Sexiest Men
Views: 127,146 May 6 2013This isn't about stats or records. This isn't about attitude or principles.This is about me wishing Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg would shut up for two seconds and, even more importantly, that I had TiVo.I never miss a fight.I think Josh Koscheck's hair ...
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Top 10 Types of Medieval Torture
Views: 382,509 May 9 2013They call them horrific torture devices, but I can think of several people who would deserve a few hours on at least one.Pens out, please.
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Workplace Stories: Why CS Reps Are Bitter
Views: 2,893 May 17 2013Think "Office Space" - but worse. Bad bosses. Lazy coworkers. Dimwitted customers. A job from hell. True Story: I work in a call center and, as most of you know, there is no fate worse than this.Every day poses the same question: How did I get ...
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Most Likely to Have a Disease
Views: 3,407 May 7 2013It's 12:00pm at your local doctor's office and the who's who of Hollywood is catching up on their Reader's Digest. In a line-up more impressive than the cast of Ben-Fur, these fools forwent protection in favor of maximum pretension, resulting in a ...
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How To Avoid Being Yelled At (by Women)
Views: 4,143 May 17 2013Sometimes silence is the best response but at the same time, sometimes you can’t avoid the fully loaded question that was just thrown at you. When a female tosses a question at a man, it’s like being tossed a live grenade. There is no escape unless you ...
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Fashion Hall of Shame
Views: 6,538 May 17 2013Oscar Wilde once said "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." If that's the case, evidently there's some confusion as to what the definition of improvement is. I, for one, hope these trends ...