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  1. +vote 23 Annoying Toys That Prove Your Parents Loved You

    23 Annoying Toys That Prove Your Parents Loved You

    In trite, cliched movies and sitcoms of the '70s, '80s and '90s, boisterous children are often gifted with drum sets by vengeful family members or ex-spouses. This, we ...
    186,620 views 14,047 votes
  2. +vote Maxim's Greatest Guy Movies Ranked by Fans

    Maxim's Greatest Guy Movies Ranked by Fans

    This is Maxim's list of the greatest "guy" movies of all time. What makes a movie a guy movie, by Maxim standards? The magazine pointed out that it's a ...
    13,755 views 3,597 votes
  3. +vote The Best God Games of All Time

    The Best God Games of All Time

    Best God games for all consoles, of all time. Your votes determine the order of this list of the best all-time "god" simulation games. A so-called "god ...
    142,282 views 3,551 votes
  4. +vote The Meanest Movie Mothers of All Time

    The Meanest Movie Mothers of All Time

    Evil movie mothers are so rotten to the core tha after seeing one of them on film, you may go crying to your own mommy positively joyous that you weren't at the ...
    111,738 views 524 votes
  5. +vote The Top 17 Photos of Celebrities with Pandas

    The Top 17 Photos of Celebrities with Pandas

    Pandas. They're just friggin' lovable, okay? This space would normally be reserved for authors to explain why they've decided to make a list about a certain topic, or to ...
    35,133 views 575 votes
  6. +vote What Will Be 2012's Highest Grossing Movie?

    What Will Be 2012's Highest Grossing Movie?

    List of predictions for the highest-grossing movies of 2012. In March of 2012, the film adaptation of the popular young adult novel "The Hunger Games" earned ...
    13,647 views 3,121 votes
  7. 15 Amazing Roles Almost Played by Nicolas Cage

    15 Amazing Roles Almost Played by Nicolas Cage

    Nicolas Cage has a rare combination of gifts amongst Hollywood stars. He's simultaneously a wonderful actor (consider Cage's award-winning performances) and, clearly, a ...
    542,102 views
  8. The Essential Silent Movies

    The Essential Silent Movies

    A guide to the essential silent movies – currently available for free on YouTube – that every film fan should see. From the first development of cinema in the 19th ...
    15,622 views
  9. My 200 Favorite Films of All Time

    My 200 Favorite Films of All Time

    The 200 films to which I return to the most often, or for which I have the greatest amount of personal affinity, ranked in order of their release year. This is not meant ...
    5,414 views
  10. The 13 Most Intense Movie Newsrooms

    The 13 Most Intense Movie Newsrooms

    The newsroom is a natural setting for a movie. Films are largely about momentum and conflict, and what environment presents more opportunities for both than a buzzing ...
    17,873 views
  11. Summer 2011 Films I'm Most Excited To See

    Summer 2011 Films I'm Most Excited To See

    Was thinking about this earlier today while making up a Summer Movie calendar for work. Figured as long as it was in my head, I'd record it here and then check back at ...
    5,887 views
  12. +vote Most Anticipated 2011 Summer Films

    Most Anticipated 2011 Summer Films

    Which big 2011 summer films are you most excited to see? Which ones bore you before they even hit theaters? Whether you're a fan of ensemble comedies, superheroes or ...
    12,027 views 481 votes
  13. +vote Which Show Should I Start Watching on a Long Flight?

    Which Show Should I Start Watching on a Long Flight?

    There are a number of TV shows I have never seen (or seen some random episodes) that I would love to catch up on. I just rarely have the time or dedication to break in a ...
    5,556 views 315 votes
  14. The 10 Most Memorable Simpsons Alter-Egos

    The 10 Most Memorable Simpsons Alter-Egos

    After 20 seasons, there's not a whole lot about the residents of Springfield, USA, that we don't already know. Or so you'd think. But it turns out, a number of the ...
    63,528 views
  15. +vote The Top Fantasy Muppet Show Guest Stars

    The Top Fantasy Muppet Show Guest Stars

    Following their brand-new big screen Disney adventure, "The Muppets," Jim Henson's stable of beloved felt characters are definitely back in the public eye. All ...
    12,200 views 1,354 votes
  16. 13 Inventors Foiled By Their Own Inventions

    13 Inventors Foiled By Their Own Inventions

    Inventors killed, ruined, or devastated by the things, ideas, and concepts they created. If there's one key lesson to take away from this list, it's "don't ever ...
    103,517 views
  17. +vote The Very Best of Garfunkel and Oates

    The Very Best of Garfunkel and Oates

    A collection of the 13 best music videos from comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates. Garfunkel and Oates aren't only the two greatest second bananas in rock history. They're ...
    10,436 views 36 votes
  18. The 10 Bands That Force Me to Turn Off the Radio

    The 10 Bands That Force Me to Turn Off the Radio

    I have spent the better part of my life with Los Angeles' "modern rock" station KROQ-FM as the #1 pre-set on my radio dial. Back in the '90s, KROQ was pretty ...
    36,397 views
  19. The 10 Dumbest -Tober Themed Event Names

    The 10 Dumbest -Tober Themed Event Names

    "Rocktober" concerts or radio station contests was one thing. Clear. Easy-to-understand. It passes the basic pun test - it rhymes and has at least a somewhat ...
    6,058 views
  20. 10 Things That Irritate LA Residents I Follow on Twitter

    10 Things That Irritate LA Residents I Follow on Twitter

    This is a list of 10 things that, in my experience, seem to really aggravate certain residents of Los Angeles. Namely, the LA residents I follow on Twitter. (For the ...
    3,773 views
  21. Test List 250

    Test List 250

    A test list that I'm using to test out things about these four websites, which I will not name because it might skew the results. I've chosen these four websites in a ...
  22. The Funniest Internet Reactions to Kim Jong-Il's Death

    The Funniest Internet Reactions to Kim Jong-Il's Death

    North Korean dictator and all-around wacko Kim Jong-Il was reported dead by his home nation on Sunday, December 18th, 2011. According to official state reports, he died ...
    108,513 views 71 votes
  23. My Favorite Led Zeppelin Albums, In Order

    My Favorite Led Zeppelin Albums, In Order

    By request of @jacobburch, here is a rundown of my favorite albums when I simply need to get the Led out. Disagree? Let me hear about it in the comments section!
    2,632 views
  24. 30 Day Song Challenge

    30 Day Song Challenge

    I'm doing the Facebook 30 Day Song Challenge, which is a great excuse to reminisce and post music videos to your Facebook wall. It's basically a list of 30 prompts - ...
    4,226 views
  25. +vote Great One Hit Wonder Artists of the '90s

    Great One Hit Wonder Artists of the '90s

    Want to listen to all these songs as a playlist? Switch to "Info View" to get all the videos on one page for easily playability!Ranked in order of preference ...
    100,169 views 3,426 votes