Movie and TV Quotes

Movie and TV Quotes

The best quotes from movies and TV shows. Lists with funny, strange, weird, crazy, important, memorable quotes from a variety of films. Many of these lists specifically cover funny quotes from comedies, including Horrible Bosses, Bridesmaids and The Hangover movies. There are also quotes from older, popular films like The Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction, and from TV shows like Breaking Bad, Mad Men and True Blood. If there is a movie or show you would like to see a quotes list for, let us know in the comments section below.
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  1. vote Fight Club Movie Quotes

    Fight Club Movie Quotes

    Best Fight Club quotes, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from Fight Club collects all of the most famous lines from the film in one place, allowing you to ...
    17,777 views 88 votes
  2. vote The Avengers Movie Quotes

    The Avengers Movie Quotes

    'The Avengers' movie quotes include some of the best lines from this 2012 superhero action movie. In 'The Avengers,' S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) ...
    55,196 views 353 votes
  3. vote Enough Said Movie Quotes

    Enough Said Movie Quotes

    "Enough Said" movie quotes tell the tale of one woman who unexpectedly finds herself dating her friend's ex-husband. The romantic comedy movie was written and ...
    3,499 views 15 votes
  4. vote Think Like a Man Too Movie Quotes

    Think Like a Man Too Movie Quotes

    "Think Like a Man Too" movie quotes bring another installment of the ensemble comedy "Think Like a Man" to theaters. The film, which was based on the ...
    10,778 views 16 votes
  5. vote Parental Guidance Movie Quotes

    Parental Guidance Movie Quotes

    "Parental Guidance" movie quotes take viewers through the laughs of this family comedy movie that shows what happens when parenting styles between parents and ...
    17,010 views 93 votes
  6. vote Madea's Witness Protection Movie Quotes

    Madea's Witness Protection Movie Quotes

    'Madea's Witness Protection' movie quotes include some great lines from this 2012 Tyler Perry comedy. 'Witness Protection' is the latest in the wildly popular 'Madea' ...
    42,914 views 210 votes
  7. vote The 13 Best Pulp Fiction Quotes

    The 13 Best Pulp Fiction Quotes

    1994's 'Pulp Fiction' is definitely a quotable movie. Quentin Tarantino's crime film, starring John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, contains some highly memorable ...
    410,057 views 968 votes
  8. vote Last Vegas Movie Quotes

    Last Vegas Movie Quotes

    "Last Vegas" movie quotes tell the tale of what happens when old friends head to Sin City for one last adventure. The comedy film was written by Dan Fogelman ...
    26,789 views 33 votes
  9. vote The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Movie Quotes

    The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Movie Quotes

    Best The Good,The Bad And The Ugly quotes, with movie quotes, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from The Good, The Bad And The Ugly collects all of the ...
    4,470 views 32 votes
  10. vote Transcendence Movie Quotes

    Transcendence Movie Quotes

    "Transcendence" movie quotes blur the lines between humans and machines in this science fiction thriller. Cinematographer Wally Pfister made his directorial ...
    14,503 views 25 votes
  11. vote Runner Runner Movie Quotes

    Runner Runner Movie Quotes

    "Runner Runner" movie quotes follow the clues in the crime drama thriller about the lavish world of online poker. The film, produced by Leonardo DiCaprio, was ...
    17,793 views 21 votes
  12. vote The Internship Movie Quotes

    The Internship Movie Quotes

    "The Internship" movie quotes follow the laughs when two out of work salesmen compete against youngsters in an internship at Google. The comedy movie was ...
    61,705 views 99 votes
  13. vote The Best Louis CK Quotes

    The Best Louis CK Quotes

    Louis CK quotes range from the simple observations about life to the timeless jokes that have made him one of the top comedians in the world right now. Whether the ...
    113,413 views 543 votes
  14. vote Gone Girl Movie Quotes

    Gone Girl Movie Quotes

    "Gone Girl" movie quotes bring the best selling novel of the same name by Gillian Flynn to the big screen as the story about a wife who goes missing and the ...
    2,215 views 28 votes
  15. vote The Green Mile Movie Quotes

    The Green Mile Movie Quotes

    Best The Green Mile quotes, with movie clips, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from The Green Mile collects all of the most famous lines from the film in ...
    3,622 views 162 votes
  16. vote The Judge Movie Quotes

    The Judge Movie Quotes

    "The Judge" movie quotes tell the story of an estranged judge father and attorney son who are reunited and forced to work together under unfortunate ...
    2,512 views 22 votes
  17. vote One Day Movie Quotes

    One Day Movie Quotes

    The movie adaptation of 'One Day' features some great, memorable quotes. Some of the best 'One Day' movie quotes involve quips made by Emma Morley (Anne Hathaway) and ...
    160,107 views 258 votes
  18. vote John Wick Movie Quotes

    John Wick Movie Quotes

    "John Wick" movie quotes bring the action when one ex-hitman returns to the game to find vengeance for his murdered dog. The thriller was written by Derek ...
    1,016 views 22 votes
  19. vote Lone Survivor Movie Quotes

    Lone Survivor Movie Quotes

    "Lone Survivor" movie quotes provide the dialogue to the based on a true story of four Navy SEAL team members tasked with taking down a Taliban leader in 2005.
    147,795 views 55 votes
  20. vote Puss in Boots Movie Quotes

    Puss in Boots Movie Quotes

    'Puss in Boots' movie quotes are hilarious, featuring great one-liners by the film's main character, Puss in Boots (voiced by Antonio Banderas). Some quotes from the ...
    34,501 views 58 votes
  21. vote Sex Tape Movie Quotes

    Sex Tape Movie Quotes

    "Sex Tape" movie quotes bring the laughs as one couple scrambles to conceal a naughty video that accidentally was shared on the Internet. The comedy film was ...
    13,651 views 21 votes
  22. vote Lucy Movie Quotes

    Lucy Movie Quotes

    "Lucy" movie quotes follow the story of one woman who is able to use her entire brain capacity. The action thriller was written and directed by Luc Besson.
    31,999 views 30 votes
  23. vote Moms' Night Out Movie Quotes

    Moms' Night Out Movie Quotes

    "Moms' Night Out" movie quotes share the laughs as a group of moms attempt to spend a night away from their families with disastrous results. The comedy film ...
    21,369 views 38 votes
  24. vote Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

    Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

    If there's one character, other than Larry David, who has the most memorable quotes on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm, it's got to be Leon Black. Larry's foul-mouthed, ...
    64,242 views 135 votes
  25. vote Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

    Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

    Who doesn't have a favorite 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quote? The HBO show, now in its eighth season, is incredibly quotable. Thanks to Larry David and his clever mind, ...
    35,764 views 107 votes