Movie and TV Quotes

Movie and TV Quotes

The best quotes from movies and TV shows. Lists with funny, strange, weird, crazy, important, memorable quotes from a variety of films. Many of these lists specifically cover funny quotes from comedies, including Horrible Bosses, Bridesmaids and The Hangover movies. There are also quotes from older, popular films like The Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction, and from TV shows like Breaking Bad, Mad Men and True Blood. If there is a movie or show you would like to see a quotes list for, let us know in the comments section below.
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  1. +vote The Best Idiocracy Movie Quotes

    The Best Idiocracy Movie Quotes

    284 votes
    From the demented mind of Mike Judge comes Idiocracy, a satire that pits man against moron. There are a ton of funny Idiocracy quotes, some of which are all too real ...
  2. +vote Funny Christmas Movie Quotes

    Funny Christmas Movie Quotes

    562 votes
    Funny Christmas movie quotes include the absolute most hilarious lines from holiday comedy movies. What are quotes from funny christmas movies? From modern Christmas ...
  3. +vote The Brothers Grimsby Movie Quotes

    The Brothers Grimsby Movie Quotes

    19 votes
    The Brothers Grimsby movie quotes introduce viewers to another inappropriately funny character from the man who brought you Borat, Ali G, Bruno and The Dictator. The ...
  4. +vote Sausage Party Movie Quotes

    Sausage Party Movie Quotes

    39 votes
    Sausage Party movie quotes tell the story of what happens when grocery store foods learn what happen to them after they're purchased. The animated adult comedy was ...
  5. +vote The Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

    The Best Leon Black Quotes from Curb Your Enthusiasm

    200 votes
    If there's one character, other than Larry David, who has the most memorable quotes on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm, it's got to be Leon Black. Larry's foul-mouthed, ...
  6. +vote Ted Movie Quotes

    Ted Movie Quotes

    1,294 votes
    'Ted' movie quotes include some of the funniest lines from this 2012 raunchy comedy movie starring Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, a man trying to deal with the fact that ...
  7. +vote Meet the Blacks Movie Quotes

    Meet the Blacks Movie Quotes

    94 votes
    Meet the Blacks movie quotes puts a comedy spin on The Purge horror movies in this spoof film. Deon Taylor directed the movie, which he co-wrote along with Nicole ...
  8. +vote Flight Movie Quotes

    Flight Movie Quotes

    101 votes
    "Flight" movie quotes follow the twists and turns of the mystery drama film from Academy Award-winner Robert Zemeckis. "Flight" tells the tale of an ...
  9. +vote The Intern Movie Quotes

    The Intern Movie Quotes

    91 votes
    The Intern movie quotes follows the story of one senior citizen who takes an internship with a young, growing company led by an inexperienced founder. The comedy was ...
  10. +vote Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked Movie Quotes

    Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked Movie Quotes

    53 votes
    'Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked' movie quotes include some of the funniest lines uttered by everyone's favorite talking chipmunks: Alvin, Simon and Theodore, and ...
  11. +vote The Vow Movie Quotes

    The Vow Movie Quotes

    940 votes
    List of 'The Vow' movie quotes, including movie clips, includes the best lines from this 2012 romantic drama starring Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. In 'The Vow,' ...
  12. +vote The Avengers Movie Quotes

    The Avengers Movie Quotes

    500 votes
    'The Avengers' movie quotes include some of the best lines from this 2012 superhero action movie. In 'The Avengers,' S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) ...
  13. +vote Genius Movie Quotes

    Genius Movie Quotes

    53 votes
    Genius movie quotes tell the story of when writer Thomas Wolfe was given his shot at success by book editor Maxwell Perkins. The biographical drama was directed by ...
  14. +vote Monsters, Inc. 3D Movie Quotes

    Monsters, Inc. 3D Movie Quotes

    93 votes
    "Monsters, Inc. 3D" movie quotes follow along as the popular Disney Pixar movie "Monsters, Inc." returns to theaters in a 3D adventure. The ...
  15. +vote Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Movie Quotes

    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Movie Quotes

    104 votes
    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates movie quotes tell the story of two brothers who are tasked with bringing two nice girls to their sister's destination wedding. The ...
  16. +vote Jurassic World Movie Quotes

    Jurassic World Movie Quotes

    128 votes
    Jurassic World movie quotes bring the classic Jurassic Park series back to theaters for a fourth feature film. Based on the characters created by Michael Crichton, the ...
  17. +vote The Best Bad Moms Movie Quotes & Sayings

    The Best Bad Moms Movie Quotes & Sayings

    170 votes
    Bad Moms movie quotes tells the story of a group of moms who decide to leave perfection behind and live life their way. The raunchy comedy was written and directed by ...
  18. +vote The Water Diviner Movie Quotes

    The Water Diviner Movie Quotes

    48 votes
    The Water Diviner movie quotes follow one father who travels to find his three sons presumed killed during World War I. The historical drama was adapted by Andrew ...
  19. +vote The Jungle Book 2016 Movie Quotes

    The Jungle Book 2016 Movie Quotes

    32 votes
    The Jungle Book 2016 movie quotes bring the classic children's book of the same name by Rudyard Kipling back to the big screen for a feature film. Adapted into a ...
  20. +vote Jeff, Who Lives at Home Movie Quotes

    Jeff, Who Lives at Home Movie Quotes

    34 votes
    'Jeff, Who Lives at Home' movie quotes include some of the most memorable lines from this 2012 indie comedy film. The movie stars Jason Segel and Ed Helms as brothers ...
  21. +vote The Change-Up Movie Quotes

    The Change-Up Movie Quotes

    155 votes
    If you could change places with your friend, would you? That's exactly what happens in the 2011 comedy movie 'The Change-Up,' starring Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, ...
  22. +vote McFarland, USA Movie Quotes

    McFarland, USA Movie Quotes

    79 votes
    McFarland, USA movie quotes tell the true story of the 1987 McFarland High School cross country team. The sports drama was written by Christopher Cleveland, Bettina ...
  23. +vote Last Vegas Movie Quotes

    Last Vegas Movie Quotes

    47 votes
    "Last Vegas" movie quotes tell the tale of what happens when old friends head to Sin City for one last adventure. The comedy film was written by Dan Fogelman ...
  24. +vote Tammy Movie Quotes

    Tammy Movie Quotes

    121 votes
    "Tammy" movie quotes tell the comical tale of the title character, a down on her luck woman who goes on quite the adventure with her grandmother. The comedy ...
  25. +vote Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

    Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

    230 votes
    Who doesn't have a favorite 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quote? The HBO show, now in its eighth season, is incredibly quotable. Thanks to Larry David and his clever mind, ...

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