Movie and TV Quotes

Movie and TV Quotes

The best quotes from movies and TV shows. Lists with funny, strange, weird, crazy, important, memorable quotes from a variety of films. Many of these lists specifically cover funny quotes from comedies, including Horrible Bosses, Bridesmaids and The Hangover movies. There are also quotes from older, popular films like The Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction, and from TV shows like Breaking Bad, Mad Men and True Blood. If there is a movie or show you would like to see a quotes list for, let us know in the comments section below.
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  1. vote Hercules Movie Quotes

    Hercules Movie Quotes

    "Hercules" movie quotes bring the classic story of the Greek demigod back to the big screen for another feature film. Directed by Brett Ratner, the movie was ...
    3,098 views 31 votes
  2. vote The Grand Budapest Hotel Movie Quotes

    The Grand Budapest Hotel Movie Quotes

    The Grand Budapest Hotel movie quotes bring the laughs in the caper comedy about a concierge and lobby boy at a large hotel in 1930s Europe. The film was written and ...
    75,131 views 40 votes
  3. vote Tom Haverford Quotes

    Tom Haverford Quotes

    The best Tom Haverford quotes ever uttered on NBC's 'Parks and Recreation' are genuinely hilarious. Tom (Aziz Ansari) is definitely heavy on the sarcasm, and he's ...
    27,181 views 160 votes
  4. vote The Campaign Movie Quotes

    The Campaign Movie Quotes

    "The Campaign" movie quotes, with video clips, make all of the political jokes that would make the boring and often ugly political campaigns hilarious and ...
    130,013 views 202 votes
  5. vote The Bridge on the River Kwai Quotes

    The Bridge on the River Kwai Quotes

    Best The Bridge on the River Kwai quotes, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from The Bridge on the River Kwai collects all of the most famous lines from ...
    640 views 23 votes
  6. vote The 13 Best Pulp Fiction Quotes

    The 13 Best Pulp Fiction Quotes

    1994's 'Pulp Fiction' is definitely a quotable movie. Quentin Tarantino's crime film, starring John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, contains some highly memorable ...
    326,635 views 850 votes
  7. vote Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Movie Quotes

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Movie Quotes

    "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days" movie quotes take the teen movie series "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" to a place it's never gone before, summer vacation.
    10,671 views 77 votes
  8. vote ParaNorman Movie Quotes

    ParaNorman Movie Quotes

    "ParaNorman" movie quotes take viewers on a fantastical journey into the paranormal in this 3D stop-action thriller from Laika, the Academy Award-nominated ...
    11,372 views 71 votes
  9. vote Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit Movie Quotes

    Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit Movie Quotes

    "Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit" movie quotes bring the Tom Clancy-created novel character back to the big screen for the fifth time. This installment, directed by ...
    3,674 views 16 votes
  10. vote Think Like a Man Movie Quotes

    Think Like a Man Movie Quotes

    'Think Like a Man' movie quotes are hilarious! This 2012 comedy movie stars Kevin Hart as Cedric, one of several guys struggling to come to terms with their ...
    67,622 views 121 votes
  11. vote Take This Waltz Movie Quotes

    Take This Waltz Movie Quotes

    'Take This Waltz' movie quotes include some of the best, most memorable lines from this 2012 comedy-drama film starring Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen. Williams is ...
    22,535 views 54 votes
  12. vote 3 Days to Kill Movie Quotes

    3 Days to Kill Movie Quotes

    "3 Days to Kill" movie quotes follow the action as a dying Secret Service agent tries to balance work and home life during one last mission. The action ...
    4,684 views 22 votes
  13. vote The Croods Movie Quotes

    The Croods Movie Quotes

    "The Croods" movie quotes tell the tale of a cave family who is forced to step outside of their cave home on a wild adventure. The 3D animated family movie ...
    33,703 views 93 votes
  14. vote Winter's Tale Movie Quotes

    Winter's Tale Movie Quotes

    "Winter's Tale" tells a fantasy love tale of a thief and a very sick woman who fall in love but have to fight time itself to find another again. The ...
    14,225 views 28 votes
  15. vote About Last Night Movie Quotes

    About Last Night Movie Quotes

    "About Last Night" movie quotes bring the laughs in the romantic comedy that addresses what happens after two adults meet and hook up. A remake of the 1986 ...
    21,373 views 20 votes
  16. vote The Internship Movie Quotes

    The Internship Movie Quotes

    "The Internship" movie quotes follow the laughs when two out of work salesmen compete against youngsters in an internship at Google. The comedy movie was ...
    49,108 views 89 votes
  17. vote Wanderlust Movie Quotes

    Wanderlust Movie Quotes

    'Wanderlust' movie quotes, with video clips. include some of the best, funniest lines from this 2012 comedy film starring Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston. In ...
    100,456 views 167 votes
  18. vote Ted Movie Quotes

    Ted Movie Quotes

    'Ted' movie quotes include some of the funniest lines from this 2012 raunchy comedy movie starring Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, a man trying to deal with the fact that ...
    286,258 views 1,117 votes
  19. vote We're the Millers Movie Quotes

    We're the Millers Movie Quotes

    "We're the Millers" movie quotes tell the hilarious tale of a drug dealer who hires a fake family to help him smuggle drugs. The comedy film was directed by ...
    71,078 views 51 votes
  20. vote Bad Grandpa Movie Quotes

    Bad Grandpa Movie Quotes

    "Bad Grandpa" movie quotes bring the laughs as the "Jackass" crew is back for another feature film. The reaction comedy was written by Jeff Tremaine, ...
    51,967 views 46 votes
  21. vote The Best Notebook Movie Quotes

    The Best Notebook Movie Quotes

    The best quotes from The Notebook capture the tone of undying love present in both the original book by Nicholas Sparks and its movie adaptation.What are the top ...
    74,742 views 220 votes
  22. vote This is 40 Movie Quotes

    This is 40 Movie Quotes

    "This is 40" movie quotes lead viewers through the laughs in the "sort of sequel" to "Knocked Up." Judd Apatow and several cast members ...
    94,391 views 105 votes
  23. vote The Counselor Movie Quotes

    The Counselor Movie Quotes

    "The Counselor" movie quotes keep the action moving in the thriller about one attorney's foray into drug trafficking. The film was directed by Ridley Scott ...
    37,799 views 39 votes
  24. vote Frozen Movie Quotes

    Frozen Movie Quotes

    "Frozen" movie quotes take viewers along as the snowy tale of a princess on a journey to prevent eternal winter is told in this animated fantasy-comedy movie.
    102,089 views 276 votes
  25. vote Lone Survivor Movie Quotes

    Lone Survivor Movie Quotes

    "Lone Survivor" movie quotes provide the dialogue to the based on a true story of four Navy SEAL team members tasked with taking down a Taliban leader in 2005.
    139,638 views 52 votes