Movie and TV Quotes

Movie and TV Quotes

The best quotes from movies and TV shows. Lists with funny, strange, weird, crazy, important, memorable quotes from a variety of films. Many of these lists specifically cover funny quotes from comedies, including Horrible Bosses, Bridesmaids and The Hangover movies. There are also quotes from older, popular films like The Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction, and from TV shows like Breaking Bad, Mad Men and True Blood. If there is a movie or show you would like to see a quotes list for, let us know in the comments section below.
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