You've seen them on your Facebook page: Status updates employing the ASCII heart symbol ♥ with abandon, usually in all capital letters, for uplifting messages like PASTE ♥ THIS ♥ IN ♥ YOUR ♥ STATUS ♥ UPDATE ♥ IF ♥ YOU ♥ HAVE ♥ THE ♥ WORLD'S ♥ BEST ♥ HUSBAND. They're eyesores. You've endured them. I've endured them. Let our vengeance begin.

At the March 7, 2010 Oscar ceremony, the Best Director award was presented by Barbra Streisand. As many foretold, the winner was the director of "The Hurt Locker," Kathryn Bigelow, the first woman ever to win the Best Director Oscar. But that wasn't the best part. No, the best part is that as Bigelow and Streisand were walking off the stage, the apparently decorum-deaf Oscar orchestra played their rendition of Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman" - a sincere sentiment, to be sure, but just about the cheesiest song they could have played for such a historic moment.

Hindsight's 20/20, but they could have played one of these other classic empowerment anthems in its place:

Well, they are sorted, alphabetically. Not in order of hot love.

Stolen from Vince Hans. Self-explanatory.

Self-explanatory. And very easy.

Sometimes I interview celebrities. Mainly for profit. Here are the 10 most memorable interviews I ever conducted. Keep in mind I'm interviewing Tori Amos soon and I expect that'll make it up there just on novelty points alone.